Shannonia expands: The Falls . The MOC, the myth, the legend. .
The falls being the most distinctive feature of the latest expansion, I made you wait through all the other chapters for it. I'll leave it to you to decide whether I'm a master of suspense, or just an ass.
"He who bends to himself a joy
Does the winged life destroy;
But he who kisses the joy as it flies
Lives in eternity's sunrise."
Ascetic Caverns. Generations of misanthropic misfits and moony mystics have renounced worldly ways and lived a bare minimalist existence in these caves. The Mayor can often be found here when he doesn't want to be found.
Lucifer Falls. If you don't get it, maybe Clone Wars MOCs are more your speed.
Lake Milton. If you didn't get the Lucifer Falls thing, you're in way over your head.
Pangloss Peak. Because Shannonia really is the best of all possible worlds.
Lake Milton ranger station. The ranger's main job is to keep morons from trying to go over the falls in a barrel, but every once in a while one slips past him. Should the mentally-challenged daredevil somehow survive, the penalty is death -- by being forced to go over the falls in a barrel. As many times as necessary.
Big Bend Wilderness Area. Generations of Shannonians have gone camping or come on day trips here. Now a victim of its own popularity, it's getting harder and harder to find that natural solitude it was once renowned for. As the song says, "You call some place Paradise, kiss it goodbye..."
Into rock climbing? No, neither is the Mayor. But on the off chance that you are, the west face of Pangloss Peak is the most popular spot for it in all of Shannonia.
And now, for those of you who have followed along so patiently through all my inane jabber, I do you the supreme favor, something you thought you might never live to see on a Shannonia page: I shut my big yap and just let the city speak for itself. You may come up with your own humorous and/or acerbic captions, or snooty literary references. to accompany the following images if you wish.
Thank you for visiting.
Hey, did I ever mention this thing was award-winning...?