PokeMOC League Round 4: vs Unownrule . My entry for round 4 of the PokeMOC League. My opponent for this round is Unownrule the disappearing rat-fish and the Battlefield is The Worlds Worst Petting Zoo. . The name's Blue, I'm a P.I. on the mean streets of Sinnoh and, you know what, just read round 3 if you want to hear my life story again, ready? Good, have a seat and I'll tell you all about the incident at the petting zoo.
It was a normal day, when suddenly while reading the paper (online, this ain't the stone age) I discovered an article about a petting zoo opening up, normal enough right? Wrong, the people running the petting zoo were from Team Blackburn. This can't be good, I looked at the time it was opening, 10 minutes from now, if I hurry I should make it just in time.
Woman in cape: "Welcome everyone to the opening of the Team Blackburn no petting zoo, I hope everyone has a great time here and remember, NO petting allowed."
Shorts boy: "I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear."
Grunt #1: "Will you shut up you stupid brat, pants are vastly superior to shorts in every way!"
Blonde woman: "Don't you have any cute Pokemon like Ponyta or Buneary?"
Grunt #2: "We tried that but the Mightyena kept eating them."
Grunt #1: "Gahh, it's you!"
Blue: "Do I know you?"
Grunt #1: "Don't you recognize me? I was the grunt with the Trubbish last round."
Blue: "Oh, sorry, you all look alike to me."
Grunt #1: "I am deeply offended by that, but it doesn't matter, it's time for my REVENGE!"
Grunt #1: "Release the Pokemon!"
Woman in cape: "That's my line!"
Shorts boy and Blonde woman: "AHHHHH!"
Grunt #1: "Mwahaha!"
Woman in cape: "#2, swat #1 for me."
Grunt #2: "Yes ma'am."
Woman in cape: "You must be Blue, as soon as I heard about what happened at the Pokemart I knew you would be trouble for Team Blackburn, and so I created this trap."
Blue: "So you don't have anything better to do than create elaborate traps for a single person? Or do your superiors just not trust you enough to give you real jobs to do?"
Woman in cape: "Ha ha ha, eliminating all threats to Team Blackburn is currently the highest priority, the boss is nearly finished with his master plan so he has told everyone else to make sure noone gets in his way."
Blue: "And what is this master plan?"
Woman in cape: "Spoilers, now then, this game of 20 questions has gone on long enough, Pokemon, attack!"
Woman in cape: "What the... Meteors?"
Woman in cape: "How is this possible, you didn't have any Pokemon on you."
Blue: "No, but ever since the Pokemart incident I've let my Salamence fly around to rescue me if I ever get in any trouble."
Woman in cape: "Mightyena, ice fang!"
Blue: "Dragon tail!"
Woman in cape: "This is impossible, a single pokemon taking out 3 others, Zangoose, finish it with cut."
Woman in cape: "Oh right..."
Blue: "Salamence, use dragon claw!"
Woman in cape: "This doesn't matter, you're still too weak to stop the boss, and once the master plan is complete noone will be able to stop him."
And that's the story of the worlds worst petting zoo, now if you'll excuse me I have alot of work to do if I'm gonna stop the leader of Team Blackburn.
People, no pokeballs this time.
Mightyena and Zangoose front.
Roserade and Raichu front.
Link to Unownrule the disappearing rat-fish's homepage.