Huruang . In a weird galaxy, in a weird alternate universe, there is a planet called Weirdtopia. It has an advanced civilization, inhabited by the most weird creatures... It has big cities, big jungles, big seas, big creatures, big starships(wich everyone likes), and even launchers... It does not have big sea vehicles, though, for an unknow reason... And it also has it's own language, wich is as weird as the rest of the planet, but sounds like our language, again for unknow reasons... .
Huruang. AKA The Stalking Claw, the Three-Eyed Death, the Crazy You-dont-wanna-know-what, amongst many other names.
A psychopath, sociopath, podopath, arachnophobic and skilled painter. He caused a lot of commotion when decided to kill everyone who go to supermarkets. He killed dozens and dozens of people, and ate their feet. He was eventually found and arrested, condemmed to a lifetime of smashing potatoes on the dungeons of Capitol City.
It was only years later that he would be found by Pokeari, the Dark Lord of the Darkest Darkneess and wielder of the Dark Stuff, who offered him a job. Employed as a discipline supervisor, he punished every employee who didn't obey, and occasionally some he just didn't like.
Happy on his new job, he now lives in extreme pleasure and lazyness, as Pokeari's main contact on the outside world, spending his money and eating junk food, preparing the place for his master's (improbable) arrival.
Also knows Kung Fu.
That's all, folks.