Rotae . In a weird galaxy, in a weird alternate universe, there is a planet called Weirdtopia. It has an advanced civilization, inhabited by the most weird creatures... It has big cities, big jungles, big seas, big creatures, big starships(wich everyone likes), and even launchers... It does not have big sea vehicles, though, for an unknow reason... And it also has it's own language, wich is as weird as the rest of the planet, but sounds like our language, again for unknow reasons... .
A cooking genius, Rotae is one of the most respected chefs of weirdtopia, owner of a very famous brand of restaurants and current president of the International Dance Society, one of the most feared worldwide organizations.
He started his life years ago, when his mother gave him birth. After a series of exams and misplaced clothes, he became a modest and humble cable guy at his city.
Due to his exceptional skills at mechanichs, his boss sent him to the Tech school to learn how to be a real pro. However, feeling that was not his dream, he abandonned it, and wandered trough the woods for several years, even tough he had a perfectly functioning car and a stable and happy family.
Over the years, he tried at a lot of other dreams, but never succeeded(he almost did at soccer, but people kept complaining about his single foot and the fact he ate the balls, so he quited in agony)
But it was one day, when having lunch at a junk food restaurant somewhere in the road, that his fate was changed. Due to digestible problems, he had a fight with the local chef (wich name no one remembers), and was challenged, with a dramatic pause and an admirable performance, to do a better bacon sandwich. And he did.(dramatic pause).
From them, his succesfull career was succes after succes, and he succesfully ascended to be one of the most succesful personalities in weirdtopia.
*In order to keep this page from being rated "R",the story of how he bacame president of the International Dance Society was cut from final editing.*
And that's all, folks.