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a GLOBAL FEDERATION FINANCIAL add!
As a serious investor,
you would nt trust your hard earned loose credit,
with a frivolous agency or on an unfocused corporation!
at the GLOBAL FED FINANCIAL,
IN CREDIT WE TRUST!!!
our motto is, good buisness is where you make it!!!
a good investment is,
these kinds of towns,
isolated, ravaged by city pirates, or economical disasters,
a real nest for crime, revolts, and disease!
a good place for gangs to breed, out of illegal substances,
of wich they don t justly pay tribute to the federation,
and they attract potential prostitution buisness out of GLOBOLOPOLIS!
now, this would mean WE lose credits!
and we can t allow that now...can we?
yes, ALTA-5 is full of these little gold mines!
only the occasional CITIZEN is bold enough to come in here!
the rest is ordinary colonist scum.
nothing the regular FEDERATION army can t deal with.
...once we find a good spot to land our SCAVENGER!
our army equipment supplier, TAC-TECH CORP, is not only a weapon designer,
they also sell the fighting system,
all equipment is fully compatible in tactics and strategic paterns!
the scavenger is now landing,
deploying it s landing support legs.
a road close by is a plus!
as we need support in this operation from the closest member city,
in this case,
as stated in our membership contract,
all member cities have to support the federation in it s respective zones.
free of charge, of course!
as an investor, i m sure you agree that it makes sense!
WE do the job, they fill the gaps,
it saves them BIG TIME on crimes and disease funds!
the scavengers are really the tool of choice for these kinds of operations,
you will see why...
landing far from the desired city is best,
as, we want to do them a surprise!
so ... PHASE #1
we deploy the first cargo.
this operation requires multiple trips,
as we can only use 1 scavenger for classified reasons.
5-6 trips or troop cargos usually gets enough,
it will be enough for today s presentation anyway!
we use clone troops, our science teams combined with army experiments,
have proven that,different models on a battlefield is most efficient!
you can be sure some federation high command will be there to supervise,
and make sure that no unecessary credit is invested on this operation!
now, the best strategy is to deploy your troops,
as they are the slowest unit,
and reconnaissance is best dealed by human units.
now, a cargo of a different nature,
unmaned, controled only by a.i. or central command,
we were seduced by the polyvalence of it s chassis,
with this high caliber-velocity cannon ordinance,
it s not really evident as to why a.i. makes sense,
but, with nuclear warheads, it becomes more obvious,
the military personnel does nt like them much,
they mostly complain about the a.i.
as being too simple to deal with the tactics involved on the terrain,
they also question the a.i. s priorities...
we, at high command feel otherwise...
as we think that loyalty is the best attribute!
wich leads us to PHASE# 3;
deploy the bulldog,
GO GET THEM BOY!
FETCH US SOME LABOR!
another type of vehicle needed in this operation, is the GATOR!
it will cost us 3 more trips to get them here.
now, that we have all units amassed,
it s the traditional military speach,
it usually get the drivers in fever pitch for the job ahead,
...and they only get their break after the job is done...
as the gators are the fastest ground unit,
they are PHASE #4; deploy the gators.
distance tacticly measured,
the bulldog will pass troops,
...and the gators will pass the bulldog...
PHASE #5; WAKE UP THE NEIGHBORS!
the bulldog s sound anounce it s coming from afar,
it s a better tactic to let it terrorise the the prey into their lairs first,
the gators wait a few seconds outside, as they are usually used as anti-air,
there are no air threat today, but,
we don t take chances with our investors credits,
and risk losing expensive equipment!
at the first sight of the beast,
heu, sorry for that.
have you noticed the wino sleeping in the pile of trash?
no time is wasted on this UNPRODUCTIVE wino,
we consider him, an unrecuperable and wasted worker unit.
HE S GONE!
it would not take much more than a few seconds to flatten this city,
we find that it s a very expensive show,
and we need labor,
see our entertainment products if interested.
notice the CITIZEN here with the flashy sport car?
there is stipulation on the citizen membership contract,
NOT TO VENTURE OUTSIDE FEDERATION SECURED ZONES!
here, he had it cheaper,
but advice from the cards; security is priceless!
as he will undoubtly find,
if he survives this...
PHASE #6; SURROUND THE CITY
don t let the labour escape!
and now that their principal income is gone,
the gang is next to go!
against the bulldog,
their resistance is a MOC ery!
and their 'homey' leader won t get far!
let him feel the weight of the federation,
while the troops gather the sheeps.
they went to their houses for security,
we will be polite, and knock on their doors...first.
PHASE #7; THE JOB INTERVIEW.
it s time to set the interview perimeter,
here is the time we get cooperation with city partners,
in the form of doctors, looking for diseases,
and construction men and equipment,
to clean up the mess!
the scavenger brings our own medical personel and equipment.
all is set up in mere seconds...
we have much respect for the service,
and city personnel is treated as such!
now, we get the enthousiastic workers to the meeting,
in our LABOR operations,
the saying; there goes the neighboorhood applies here litterally!
the health care of experimented professionals is a must,
we are lucky, cybercity s is very qualified.
and their construction team works quite fast for the debris.
the bulldog has finished it s job,
and the sanitation unit has arrived,
a heavy crane is needed, to install the new homes of our workers!
saddly, those, did nt make the interview,
diseased, unwilling to work, substance abusers, poker addics losers...
we don t invest your precious credits into THEM!
we believe in nature s work of the strongest survival,
only...faster, more productive, and cheaper...
and so, we end their misery!
PHASE #10; A NEW PRODUCTIVE LIFE!
the NEW houses arrive, as the medical,
and military personnel leaves,
cheap, and ecologically self sustained and powered,
they will provide more than a mere shelter for these families!
now, a comfortable life awaits these happy couples of ;CITIZENS!
a satellite dish to all GLOBAL FEDERATION CHANELS,
a green grass sanitation patch,
and, at last, guns to defend against the pirates or other menace!
only, NOW! they have to WORK!
AND THEY BETTER NOT BE LATE!
as the buses have a long run,
many similar towns to go,
and next, is cybercity s train station to GLOBOLOPOLIS!
to the EMPLOYMENT CENTER!
this concludes this presentation,
and, remember, membership is a must to be able to invest,
membership can be available with credit,
try our executive status for an extra couple of credits.
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