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Why can't we be friends, first episode in made from complete randomness . This is the first episode of
"made from complete randomness", Verizon iPhone vs at&t iPhone, enjoy. the one in the green vest is at&t/Cingular, while the brown jacket is Verizon. Also sorry for the changes in light. .
2006:
Verizon: Hello I am Verizon wireless.
Cingular: And I am Cingular Wireless, and we are bitter enemies.
Verizon: Might not look like it, but we are. We are like Peanut Butter and jelly, salt and pepper, day and night.
2007
Verizon: Hello, I am Verizon wireless
at&t: And I am at&t, we got our name changed because at&t bought our owners and changed our name. Also we got the iPhone, in your face Verizon!
Verizon: Yes, but we have some sweet phones still, like the chocolate.
at&t: So what this is the iPhone, it could do anything!
2008
Verizon: Hello, I am Verizon
at&t: And I am at&t with my new iPhone 3G. Wait, Verizon, what is that?
Verizon: It is a droid, it is competing with your iPhone, it is a touchscreen and it has a keyboard also.
at&t: PTTTT....., screw keyboards, you don't need one.
Verizon: Why?
at&t: What if the alphabet changes. Hmmmmmmmm?!
2009
Verizon: Hello I am Verizon with the new Droid2.
at&t: And I am at&t with the new iPhone 3GS.
Verizon: nothing much happened this year, Hasta la Vista!
2010
Verizon: Hello I am Verizon.
at&t: And i am at&t with the best iPhone yet, the iPhone 4.
Verizon: I heard the new iPhone has many problems.
at&t: Uhh, that happens when you download too many unneeded apps for your iPhone.
Verizon: Whatev. We have phones that do the same thing the iPhone does, just shaped in a different way. Also the iPhone should move to Verizon.
at&t: Yeah, like that will ever happen, your funny!
2011
Verizon: Hello I am Verizon, with an iPhone
at&t: And i am at&t with an iPhone.......
at&t:.........You have an iPhone, you shouldn't
Verizon: uh, yeah, I do, and forget about killing me, it is now available on 2 networks now!
at&t:.........You have an iPhone, you shouldn't
Verizon: uh, yeah, I do, and forget about killing me, it is now available on 2 networks now!
Cue the song,"Why Can't we be friends?"
Note: this was not a commercial for at&t, Verizon, the iPhone, apple, or even lego, just a pun intended to poke fun a pop culture nowadays, iPhone is copyrighted by apple. Also that, the song "Why Can't we be friends", belong to their rightful owner, even though it is just mentioned, not used.
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