It's been a long day, and you just got a flat tire. With the Roadworks, they can fix the musty pavement. Your tires? Who cares about that bloody rubber?
About this creation
Chief Edward Adams, age 46. He lived his dream since the, umm, whatever you think is old. Mainly he likes pantsing in his spare time or throw himself off a cliff. Edward, you have watched the Teletubbies too much.
Chief Ron Felder, age 45 364/365. Ronald is one day younger than Edward. Happy birthday to you, then. Make sure you don't cut the cake- I put a suprise person inside. Aww, I spilled the beans... At least he doesn't make things wrong like when he took the Hallowe'en chainsaw too seriously.
Drake Paven, age 31. Spends his time bringing supplies back and forth. So much stuff, he misplaces items often. So Drake, where's the remote for the telly?
Luke Glaser, age 24. As an Italian man, he's one good weight lifter... and a truck driver. They say he also plays a role as a familiar man in a familiar game by a familiar brand in a familiar country in a familiar continent in a familiar world in a- you expect me to continue?
Rubert Beton, age 20. His phrase: What's the best rule for weight loss? Put your belly in the giant mixer and start mixing. In 2 days you'll lose your grams and your body. He also invests in painting. That didn't work out. CUT!