Phong: Take this!
?????: AAAAAAAAAAAH! My Arm! My Precious Arm!
?????: One False Move and 3 Doors Down will be known as 6 Feet Under!
Brad Arnold: Somebody help me!
Phong: Only a Sith says really bad puns! Wait, Darth Maul? I though Obi-Wan Kenobi sliced you in two!
Maul: Ooh that Phong Chang!!! He did, but I was resurrected by my master: Lord Crazypants.
Lord Crazypants: Aww why did you have to tell them my name? I'm gonna die of embarrassment! I am sooooo outta here!
Phong: Not so fast!
Lord Crazypants: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Maul: Since you killed my master, I'll kill you!
Phong: no you won't!
Brian: I'll handle him!
Maul: Who do you think you are?
Brian: I am Brian Patnaude, and I am a Jedi Knight!
Maul: You fools should not underestimate the power of the Dark Side!
Brian: Look It's Aayla Secura and she looks like she wants you, Maul!
Maul: Ugh! Uhhhhhnnnn! Not Again!
Brian: got ya, you weak-minded fool!
Phong: Congratulations! you defeated the best sith lord known to man!
Joris and Alex: Nice Job Brian, and Good kill Phong!
Brian: Thank you all!
Brad Arnold: You saved our lives! we owe you one kid! now let's get this party started!
"But it's not my time!
I'm not goin'
there's a fear in me!
but it's not showin'
this could be the end of me
and every-thing I knoooow!"
Joris: I guess Maul's done for!
Alex: well at least it wasn't the giant squirrell!
The Phong Chang Gang: True that!
Brian: man you guys have been through some crazy stuff! what else will you guys go through i wonder?
Brian: AAAAAAAAAAH! Put me down!
Brian: Let me go!
Phong Chang Gang: Eeeeewwww!
Alex (afterwards): AAAAAAAAH!
Phong Chang Gang (afterwards): Noooo! Alex!
Phong: Eat Sword, Humongo Hand!
Phong: Alex, are you alright?
Alex: yes, but I feel bad for Brian!