Hi everybody this is Jonathan Thomas reporting for channel 6 MOCpages local news. Today we'll learn about the effects that gamma radiation has on various animals and on humans.
Here with us today we have Bruce Tanner. A worker here in the gamma radiation plant. Anything you would like to say Bruce?
Yeah! Your a Kid!
No i'm a teenager theres a big difference there. Anything else you would like to add? Yes, I'm glad someone noticed that our job is an important contribution to society.
Thats a pretty cool pack you got there. How much did it cost?
More than you'll make in you'll make in your entire life now back away!
I hear that you guys might be replaced by something called a Cyborg Loading Unit. Do you think it will happen?
Of course not! I'd rather be mutated into some giant green man than be replaced!
Okay first we'll be testing the effects gamma radiation has on frogs. But before we start put these on.
Okay vent the radiaton!
Bruce! I was hoping for some kind of crazy mutation all you found out is a new way to explode frogs!
I've got this one.
That was Steve the Janitor. He was once exposed to gamma radiation and his skin turned yellow! But I wish he would have exploded like that frog.
Okay replace the frog and vent some more radiation!
By God what happened to it?
KILL IT! KILL IT!
Way ahead of you! BZAM!
Well looks like I got more bodies to dispose of.
Before you go Steve would you mind telling the audience a little about your job?
Sure guys. Well disposing of mutated bodies has always been my lifelong dream and no one else wanted this job so I took it.
Another question, Are you in anyway related to Steven Speilburg? You kind of look like him
Yeah I guess I kind of look like him and I have the same name. Don't tell nobody but in case I ever start thinking about leaving the janitorial business I could replace Speilburg and no one would ever no.
Ummm Steve your on Television
Dang! Looks like I'll be a Janitor for the rest of my life
Next we'll be testing the affects gamma radiation has on spiders
Okay vent the Radiaton!
Thats one big arachnid but I thinks its time for the next test.
Last but not least were going to test it on humans.
Great! I can't wait to see what kind of freak of nature the test subject will turn into!
Here he comes now
Whats your name?
My names Joe but my friends call me Average Joe.
Is it because you have plain brown hair, a regular smiley head and no sense of humor?
That pretty much sums it up.
Well Joe why did you want to be the test subject?
I always wanted to be able to a mutant because I wanted not normal, you know different. Ya feeling me?
Okay time for the test vent some radiation
Oh no's meesa not super, meesa frog man meesa not very happy.
I think its time to dispose of this guy now. That head is just plain scaring me!
We can't do that Bruce!
Yes we can! According to Ludgonian law 397 any gungan outside its reservation will be shot. And any survivors will be shot again!
This has been a MOCpages news alert, Good night everybody.
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I really like the radiation suit. Nice job on the story too, very funny ^^
I like it
September 24, 2008
I love it! it's very funny! Also what do you mean you have to give props for thinking that up? and also what did you post today? Anyway I love this MOC. Also, about trolltag I am either going to post it tomorrow or the day after that. Once I post it you'll have 8 days to make the next episode.