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The Approach
So a guy walks into a bar...
About this creation
Seeing the two girls at the bar, Jack had quickly assessed the situation. On the right, the redhead was a certifiable hottie, and knew it. On the left, the dark haired one's body language advertised insecurity. Wearing her sexiest outfit, she still could not hope to compete with her more demurely dressed friend. But she had nice hair, and from behind he could see that her figure wasn't bad; no, not bad at all.














Fortified with liquid courage, he made his move. Stunned and flattered that he had picked her over her hot redhead friend, the dark haired girl would fall into his hands like ripe fruit plucked from a tree. His opening line would dazzle with the poetic eloquence of the slightly drunk. Success was assured.









"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you from across the -- YAAAH!"











Comments

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  November 22, 2011
Either you all don't have the stomach to do this right, or I have been duped. The way I heard it is, you go ahead and look at their faces first, and then purposely go for the brunette (even without the figure) as a route to the redhead. It's not that the brunette will feel grateful, it's that the redhead will suddenly feel competitive. I have not tried this, but have been assured it works quite well.
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  February 24, 2010
when i first started reading this i was a bit worried as to how far it was going to go. Hilarious though! It reminds me of that scene from "A Beautiful Mind" where russel crowe uses a pick-up scene as inspiration for his genius economic revelations.
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  December 30, 2009
Hilarious. Great idea and execution. -Sam
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  October 21, 2009
Mister Bones... I feel for you I really do.
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  October 20, 2009
Oh.....I would laugh, but I've been there.....the scars of that fateful night are still with me. The horror.....
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  May 13, 2009
May a suggest a Quagmire approach? :) Ladies, I don't want to come between the two of you, or do I ? ... :)
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  May 8, 2009
uh ozzie ur only 12 hahah... so it wasent QUITE like this. pretty good BTW
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  April 22, 2009
Ok, now as I'm reading through more of your stuff, I am realy dying, this is way too funny. Props from my office too btw.
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  April 18, 2009
BUT OZZIE, YOU'RE ONLY 5!!!
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  January 28, 2009
Huh...that happend to me...
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  October 26, 2008
Never judge a book by its cover ha!!!!
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  October 8, 2008
Hahaha, that made my day. He's like," I couldn't help but notice you from across the- Whoah! I gotta go!"
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  September 29, 2008
Hmmm...That face allways makes me laugh, when I find it in my figgy bin...
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  September 25, 2008
i dont get it. and maybe a little more detail could do, but overal a great little vig
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  September 23, 2008
Hillarious. Simply hillarious. Remember kids, always look in the bar mirror before making your move - Callum
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  September 20, 2008
ha, nicely done, with few pieces you made a fantastic moc, great job
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  September 20, 2008
You are the most random person I've ever seen...~Roberta
Shannon Young
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Dave Shaddix
  September 18, 2008
So tell me how exactly picking up a toothless chick and her friend at a bar is a BAD thing?
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  September 18, 2008
That guy's no charmer either. I do like that witch face. Makes me laugh. Good idea for the drinks. garth
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  September 18, 2008
Unfortunately, that same liquid that gives us courage also distorts vision and judgement. Funny moc. Well done.
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  September 18, 2008
"Hey, I...YOW! Is that a mole or a milk dud?!?"
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  September 18, 2008
I love funny mocs ^^. Nice job on the drinks.
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  September 18, 2008
Ah well, sometimes you just have to throw a mercy one out there; besides, there are always paper bags, light switches, and if she doesn't look that bad from behind....Lee.
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  September 18, 2008
Wow, just wow.
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  September 18, 2008
If he has one more drink, he would still want her! Great simple build and story.
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  September 18, 2008
The use of those jewel pieces is brilliant! I don't think I've seen that before.
Shannon Young
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Heather LEGO Girl
  September 17, 2008
You know why he chose the brunette right? It's because two reds don't make a right. Ba-dum-bump! I'll be here all week folks, don't forget to tip your waitress! A very clever little build here Shannon.
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  September 17, 2008
I knew it from the moment i noticed the second pic didn't show the other one's face...
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  September 17, 2008
Now see, I've got a whole story about red heads and brunettes (not this funny mind you) and I've bored Kelso with it so I'll save you the agony here (Thank you Chris). At least his "courage levels" were still low enough so that he didn't wake up next to that in the morning. I heard that's happened to Ocean on more than one occasion. ~Chris.
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  September 17, 2008
Real life is a great source of inspiration isn't it?
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  September 17, 2008
"Fortified with liquid courage" ... that makes the whole MOC.
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  September 17, 2008
A man walks into a bar...and says OUCH! Sorry, couldn't resist pullin' that one on ya'. A very clever piece of work you've got there; short, simple, sweet, and HOT! The use of the diamond piece stunned me...honestly I should have thought of that...all in all, this is SPICY! Yours brickly, Nick
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  September 17, 2008
You are the man, Shannon!
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  September 17, 2008
Well, almost peed. I laughed pretty hard though.
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  September 17, 2008
I peed when I saw the face! Try using a clone face or the face from the new agents sets with the unibrow face, then I'd pop with laughter!
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  September 17, 2008
Ah yes one of the biggest no-noes! guys with long hair!... I too have had my fair share of that kind of embarrassment, but I don't want to go into detail... Great Moc overall! Let me guess this has happened to you to?
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  September 17, 2008
Ohhhhh, don't you just HATE it when that happens? And personally, I would've gone with Lime Jello shots, cherry's not my thing, UNLESS of course it's strawberry :P I like how you got the man to stand without showing studs, it was a great... APPROACH! XD
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  September 17, 2008
AHHHH!!!! NO!!!! Instant Classic. BTW, Are those Jello Shots?
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  September 17, 2008
LOL Shannon! Hey my MOC-Olympics entry should be up in around, say, 5 minutes? Could you check it out? thanks man!
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  September 17, 2008
Not a bad small little vignette. Small and little describing one object. Hmm. Nice work anyway.
 
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