Either you all don't have the stomach to do this right, or I have been duped. The way I heard it is, you go ahead and look at their faces first, and then purposely go for the brunette (even without the figure) as a route to the redhead. It's not that the brunette will feel grateful, it's that the redhead will suddenly feel competitive. I have not tried this, but have been assured it works quite well.

when i first started reading this i was a bit worried as to how far it was going to go. Hilarious though! It reminds me of that scene from "A Beautiful Mind" where russel crowe uses a pick-up scene as inspiration for his genius economic revelations.

Hilarious. Great idea and execution. -Sam

Mister Bones... I feel for you I really do.

Oh.....I would laugh, but I've been there.....the scars of that fateful night are still with me. The horror.....

May a suggest a Quagmire approach? :) Ladies, I don't want to come between the two of you, or do I ? ... :)

uh ozzie ur only 12 hahah... so it wasent QUITE like this. pretty good BTW

Ok, now as I'm reading through more of your stuff, I am realy dying, this is way too funny. Props from my office too btw.

BUT OZZIE, YOU'RE ONLY 5!!!

Huh...that happend to me...

Never judge a book by its cover ha!!!!

Hahaha, that made my day. He's like," I couldn't help but notice you from across the- Whoah! I gotta go!"

Hmmm...That face allways makes me laugh, when I find it in my figgy bin...

i dont get it. and maybe a little more detail could do, but overal a great little vig

Hillarious. Simply hillarious. Remember kids, always look in the bar mirror before making your move - Callum

ha, nicely done, with few pieces you made a fantastic moc, great job

You are the most random person I've ever seen...~Roberta

So tell me how exactly picking up a toothless chick and her friend at a bar is a BAD thing?

That guy's no charmer either. I do like that witch face. Makes me laugh. Good idea for the drinks. garth

Unfortunately, that same liquid that gives us courage also distorts vision and judgement. Funny moc. Well done.

"Hey, I...YOW! Is that a mole or a milk dud?!?"

I love funny mocs ^^. Nice job on the drinks.

Ah well, sometimes you just have to throw a mercy one out there; besides, there are always paper bags, light switches, and if she doesn't look that bad from behind....Lee.

Wow, just wow.

If he has one more drink, he would still want her! Great simple build and story.

The use of those jewel pieces is brilliant! I don't think I've seen that before.

You know why he chose the brunette right? It's because two reds don't make a right. Ba-dum-bump! I'll be here all week folks, don't forget to tip your waitress! A very clever little build here Shannon.

I knew it from the moment i noticed the second pic didn't show the other one's face...

Now see, I've got a whole story about red heads and brunettes (not this funny mind you) and I've bored Kelso with it so I'll save you the agony here (Thank you Chris). At least his "courage levels" were still low enough so that he didn't wake up next to that in the morning. I heard that's happened to Ocean on more than one occasion. ~Chris.

Real life is a great source of inspiration isn't it?

"Fortified with liquid courage" ... that makes the whole MOC.

A man walks into a bar...and says OUCH! Sorry, couldn't resist pullin' that one on ya'. A very clever piece of work you've got there; short, simple, sweet, and HOT! The use of the diamond piece stunned me...honestly I should have thought of that...all in all, this is SPICY! Yours brickly, Nick

You are the man, Shannon!

Well, almost peed. I laughed pretty hard though.

I peed when I saw the face! Try using a clone face or the face from the new agents sets with the unibrow face, then I'd pop with laughter!

Ah yes one of the biggest no-noes! guys with long hair!... I too have had my fair share of that kind of embarrassment, but I don't want to go into detail... Great Moc overall! Let me guess this has happened to you to?

Ohhhhh, don't you just HATE it when that happens? And personally, I would've gone with Lime Jello shots, cherry's not my thing, UNLESS of course it's strawberry :P I like how you got the man to stand without showing studs, it was a great... APPROACH! XD

AHHHH!!!! NO!!!! Instant Classic. BTW, Are those Jello Shots?

LOL Shannon! Hey my MOC-Olympics entry should be up in around, say, 5 minutes? Could you check it out? thanks man!

Not a bad small little vignette. Small and little describing one object. Hmm. Nice work anyway.