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MOCtag #17
It's not really that easy, I just make it look that way.
About this creation
Our story so far:
Rory wasn't like the other chickens, he was married to a movie star, they go to Africa, cannibalism and bestiality ensues, Kelso exploits a loophole, Phipson tells us how much he sucks, Clucky gets hit by a car in Shannonia, the Chickenator kills a road crew, some guy whose name nobody can spell makes a cameo, more time traveling is done to save Rory, McNeely is unforgivably late with his entry, the Chickenator returns and Cassandra is kidnapped, we are left with an unresolved cliffhanger, Rory is killed off yet again, Chuck Norris hands out autographs to a couple losers, and Rory is resurrected yet again.
Now that we're all caught up, on with the show!





Troubled by bizarre hallucinations of a giant chicken that not even the strongest antipsychotic drugs could dispel, celebrity chef Chuck Norris decided to go fishing at the local lake to calm his nerves.








As he was pondering which bait to use, without warning, his head exploded!









And while most bystanders were in various states of shock and horror, two people nearby seemed strangely unsurprised.







"Oh no, Jessie, not again," the exhausted-looking young woman said, a permanent panicked terror etched into her face like a brand, "you naughty naughty girl, what's Mommy going to do with you?"










So.
I'm as longwinded as anybody when I'm at a keyboard -- if I can keep it to four lines or less, anyone can. No more excuses! I wrote in a review of someone else's MOCtag how your installment should be compact and elegant like a haiku. I did briefly consider writing this chapter in haiku form, but I don't think many people would have gotten it.

A few parting thoughts:


I couldn't handle a Chuck Norris storyline -- that's as bad as a Mastr Chef storyline, as far as I'm concerned. Therefore, he gets his head exploded.







MOCtag is not necessarily the saga of Rory the Rooster! It's sweet how you all got so attached to him, but seriously -- you have to let go.







MOCtag is not for the weak! Keep it to four lines or less, or face my acid tongue! I might even start deducting smileys for rulebreaking. Since we all know how important those ratings are. And really, what else can I do? You've been warned. (And that is my sig-fig doing the Hitchcockian walk-through, if you didn't catch it.)





Think my ducks will become as iconic as my chickens? No, me either.








And for the few of you out there who do appreciate haiku:

Keep it to four lines
I am the god of MOCtag
Just do what I say

A new beginning
Jessie exploded Chuck's head
Let's move on from here

Just let Rory die
His part in the tale's over
Time for a new plot

I guess I should say
Who gets to do the next one
Joe Haddad is It



Comments

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  April 13, 2011
nice!!!
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  May 9, 2010
NOOOOO!!! RORY CAN'T DIE!!! NO! NO!NO!DID YOU SEE THE CHAIN REACTION???!!! O GREAT GOD OF MOCTAG, HAVE MERCY! MEEERRRCCCYYYYY!!! ! ! ... X-p (dead)
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  March 2, 2010
Haha! Most probable hat this is the most random of all the MOCtags. How many MOCtags have there been here on the pages? Report back to me once you have found out Sergent *Salutes*, good day sir.
Shannon Young
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That LDD Guy
  October 20, 2009
Nice but the energy contained in one hair on Chuck Norris beard is way to powerful for this. The big bang was a result of Chuck trying to shave his beard a bit.
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  February 5, 2009
THank you Thank you THANK YOU! I am just now reading long in the storyline, and I am glad that Rory is dead. It was cute, but there's so much more room for the character developemnt of other players here. Glad that somebody finally had the balls to choke the chicken enough to keep him from rearing his ugly head again...
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  November 18, 2008
Is MOC tag dead with Rory. It seems so =(
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  November 4, 2008
nice story, I like your ducks!
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  October 25, 2008
yo joe wheres the 18th moctag???
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  October 20, 2008
CHUCK NORRIS CAN LICK HIS ELBOW!, HE KNOWS WHERE WALDO IS, HE CAN SSSSSLLLAAAAMMMMM A REVOLVING DOOR, ANDD HE HAS AN EXTRA FIST UNDER HIS BEARD! GO WALKER GO!~LL
Shannon Young
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Dave Shaddix
  October 14, 2008
I just went around looking for an 18th installment and found squat... You know what I think? I think Chuck Norris went and gave Joe the beat down.
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  October 14, 2008
Down, boys! DOWN! Yes, we've been stuck in limbo a long time here. However, I have been in contact with Joe, and he tells me that the MOC is done, but that his camera blew up and now he has to build a new one from two coconuts or something... Long story short, unless I have reason to believe that he's dead or in a coma, he's still It. He will be punished severely for his tardiness. The poor guy's rep may never recover...
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  October 9, 2008
What about Moctag #18? I think now we wait for it for about one month. Couldn´t you choose someone else?
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  October 7, 2008
wow maybe you should pick some one else to be tagged.
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  October 4, 2008
COME ON JOE HURRY UP!
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  September 30, 2008
Go ahead, hit me with lightning.
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  September 29, 2008
Well you did it, but in extra long lines...you really are just as bad as the rest!
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  September 25, 2008
I hope Joe posts today...~LL
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  September 20, 2008
I am not worthy! *bows down* I am not worthy! na just kidding! oh a cameo by siggy Shannon! well this is great Mr. Almighty God of MocTag we could use a change in the plot for now. Nice Haiku by the way, looks like I've gotta make another car...
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  September 18, 2008
*in a stupid HAL0 KiDDy v0ice* OMG! I LURV those duks! I em goin t0 make about 15 m0c2 about thm, nd killin dem offf ab0ut 20 times just 2 c dem resurected again! Okay, nice work, Sanno. I like the build, very clean. The bathrooms are nice, too. Great reeds. I almost needed some ducks for MOColympics...
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  September 17, 2008
Do not anger the almighty god of MOCtag! You malcontents are bucking for a lightning bolt!
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  September 17, 2008
Amen, Eggplant.
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  September 15, 2008
Using extremely long sentences to prove a point is not a Haiku. Sorry to burst your bubble. The build itself is Ok in other circumstances I suppose. I personally enjoyed the fantastic elements that people brought about with MOC tag and think that the whole "rules" you're attempting to apply to a creative stream are ridiculous. There is a huge pressure for people doing this, and to have you undermine the thing the whole way is ridiculous. (it took about 20 attempts to get an unmoderated comment. please delete any others that somehow may work through the system).
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  September 14, 2008
You know what? This is brilliant. I never thought I'd get sick of Rory, but I sort of did. Maybe it will get better now. This is really way more interesting.
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  September 14, 2008
Oh yes, and what a "LOVELY" haiku you made. I think that I love Rory more than you do! Sorry, I can get a little TOO attached to some things (especially that stuff the boy at that school sells me!) Fine, fine just let him wither away into nothingness. How could you do that to your own SON?! And to those who are saying "thank god you cleaned up this mess", I, in a way, agree with you. Well, I'm just glad that I got my last chance with that little bird...and got to make fun of Kelso and Phipson at the same time. ~Nick
Shannon Young
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Heather LEGO Girl
  September 12, 2008
Oh braaa-vo. clap, clap, clap. So you can do it in four lines or less? Hang on, I think this deserves to be "reserve grand champion." As for killing off Chuck Norris - I can't save you now. You've brought his wrath apon yourself. Oh, and beautiful work here as always. This has a total "Twilight Zone" feel to it. Keep It Studly Sir.
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  September 12, 2008
Hmmm...very interesting...so you can do it in four lines, BIG deal...I was hoping that you would keep Rory alive, like I set it up for you. Well, you've totally ruined it! Yeah you RUINED it, SHANNON! You little punk!
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  September 12, 2008
Thanks for including the haiku, and good build, I like that in each photo you took at least one of the minifigs has moved somewhere; it gives it a sense of action.
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  September 11, 2008
Thank god you cleaned up this mess. Now(again) someone can start with a clean slate. And for that question mark man, that was real freaky. Goldman's mom came to my door....
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  September 11, 2008
Finally, it's all nice and compact again. I thought I was going to have to buy MocTag Season #1 on dvd to get caught up on what the heck was going on.
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  September 11, 2008
Honestly, what is so confusing, people? If you ask me, the whole MOCtag series has been FAIRLY straight-forward. It's really not that hard!
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  September 11, 2008
I am lost! I have read every MOC tag but after Heather's I am just confused
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  September 11, 2008
Well, Shannon, this is NICOLE speaking...I cannot forgive you for that, by the way. Moderation is on my back...expect my not-so-pleasant review soon...you little punk...grrr...
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  September 11, 2008
Aww! I loved Rory Though! Check out my Scritter Droid.
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  September 11, 2008
I think I'll stop reading MOCtag. No more Rory? Great build, I love it all, great intro into the next storyline. I still don't like the four line rule, but I know others will brek it almost constantly, and there is nothing you can do about it. Awesome job!
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  September 11, 2008
Thank you for getting this on track! It's good to know anything can happen again.
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  September 11, 2008
Great fountain head there on Chuck. Lots of other pretty details to look at until it turns into a gore filled nightmare captured for all posterity. That's for future generations not your butt. Story wise, that's more like it. A nice concise, or compact, story with a bit of an opening for the next guy. Too many of the stories I read on MOCpages have a tendency to wander around leading no where or take a left field tangent that can't even be defined mathematically. I wish more people would take their time to write, edit and re-write. Oh, well, great job. see ya. garth
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  September 11, 2008
See...I have a girl name too! That's why I'm tough and went with my first two initials: JD. =) Well SHANNON, I really like the SNOT lake, the trees, and the exploding head. You always do make things interesting...Now let's see what this little girl can do!
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  September 11, 2008
moctag 17, great job, a good thing you kept out rory, he was getting boring, beuatiful decor, I like how his head explodes and the responsable for that, I can imagine that the next moctagger has some inspiration now, the story can go further in many ways, great job
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  September 11, 2008
awesome man! btw i see that you used the same head blow up technique as i did for my troll. very cool
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  September 11, 2008
Ah good. I can finally get over those ducks. Nice haiku. Good day
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  September 11, 2008
Well Shannon, this looser is feeling thoroughly refreshed! And let's not forget, you did it in the midst of preparations for BrickCon, so credit where it's due. I'll look forward to putting the chicken behind us (not that I didn't enjoy it, but yes, it's long past the time to let Rory go!) and seeing where Joe takes us. It's a new day, people!
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  September 11, 2008
Favorite part of the whole MOC: the first haiku
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  September 11, 2008
I like your creative links at the beginging,QUACK~Roberta
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  September 11, 2008
Umm yeah, keith. I'll be needing those back when you're done. Paper's expensive these days.
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  September 11, 2008
So yes, I've been following this ridiculosity called MOCtag and it definitely needed an intervention from its creator. Really nice lake scene, love the cattails! Too bad Texas Rangers everywhere are gonna be gunning for you from now on... I'm looking forward to the ongoing adventures of whoever and great job everybody who already did one.
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  September 11, 2008
I see those all the time on YouTube, but I never thought they would reach MOCpages. Shannon, please delete it so it doesn't spread. It's depressing that people are really stoopid enough to think that stuff isn't fake and get scared by it.
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  September 11, 2008
I think NBC is prepared to offer Rory a 12 episode contract for a new sitcom where he's roomates with joey and is stalked by sara jessica parker in a waldo costume
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  September 11, 2008
THANK GOD! That's all I can say...apart from I'm loving your George Michael action in the toilets there...
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  September 11, 2008
I think it's good that you made Chuck's head explode. I don't think I could have handled a storyline with him, either. Nice haikus, by the way!
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  September 11, 2008
4 lines! IT CAN BE DONE! Thank you. Now then, how did his head explode? Was it the little girl or was it in fact that nameless fellow in the background who has been seen on a few occasions beating some orange flat top to within and inch of his... Let's just see what Joe comes up with. And Thanks for not writing "The End". ~ Chris.
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  September 11, 2008
Sorry about that first comment. The first one on such a significant MOC, I felt I should throw around some profundity. Love the Scanners-esque fate for poor Mr. Norris, as well as the Hitchcockian cameo. I should start doing that.
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  September 11, 2008
...and it all starts over again.
 
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