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B-Ark
SHIP and home of Dalv and Nomar. Click on any picture for a detailed view.
About this creation
The cold and dark reaches of space: The vast emptiness…
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Dalv: “How long has it been since we killed anything?”
Nomar: “Dunno… It just looks empty and dark out there!”
Dalv: “’n cold!”
Dalv: “We need to deal some death, fast!”
Nomar: “Maybe… or some booze!”

Meanwhile on the bridge:
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Knusst: “I’m bored out of my skull, Alric!”

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Alric Dreccs: “I hear ye, Cap’n!”

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Mario: “Maybe I got something to keep your mind off things, Sir…”
Mario: “… I got some bugs on short range!”

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Knusst over Intercom: “All hands to battlestations! Have at them!”

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Alric Dreccs: “Aft plazma blaster charging!”
Alric Dreccs: “Bow plasmaaargh doohickey coming on-line!”

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Alric Dreccs: “Priming main array…”
Knusst: “come on you slime… come to papas Death ray!”

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DeForet: “Oh dear, that sounds jolly exciting, dunnit?”
Ronnie: “Oh jolly, the captain is doing his target practice…”

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Willy: “You know what this means for you grunts!”
Hendry: “Down here Nugget! Quick!”
Hazel: “You can forget about the booze guys…”

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Knusst: “Alric, the bridge is yours. I retreat to my chambers.”
Alric Dreccs: “Aye Cap! Retractin stellar converter ” “Ole, ye know the drill…”
Ole: “awrighto kiddos, get to cleaning! Bow to stern!”

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Knusst: “Ah, as the imps clean up this old bird, I think I’ll have me some lush!”
Alric Dreccs: “Ole mate, who’d ye muster?”
Ole: “Dalv and Nomar… those boozers can use the excersice!”

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Dalv: “Shyte Nomar! I hate cleaning off these ugly, rubber things!”
Nomar: “Especially when I got a tasty bottle tucked away…”
Dalv: “Hear hear… You may want to close that visor – with the vacuum of space being all around and stuff… Besides, these things are filthy!”

The night continues – or whatever should pass for night, with the darkness of space etcetera etcetera… Let’s just call it after dinner.
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Willy: “You two are finally done then?”
Dalv: “Yeah, as soon as I can get the stench of those slimes of off me, then I’m done!”
Dalv: “Is Virgo doing alright, nurse?”
DeForet: “According to these readings it‘s just a hangover…”

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Nomar: “You’ll never guess where I tucked that sweet-sweet bottle-o-joy away, Dalv… in a missile tube!”

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Mario: “Captain Knusst!”
Mario: “Something is not right over here…”
Mario: “… Something is jamming tube 2!”

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Alric Dreccs: “The payload in tube 2 is goin’ critical, Sir!”
Knusst: “There is a [BLEEP] bottle wedging the torpedo!”
Alric Dreccs: “The torpedo’s thrusters are overheating!”
Knusst: “Lieutenant Ole, put me on ship-wide intercom!”

Intercom: “All hands, this is your Captain speaking! Prepare for emergency procedure ‘big thud’”
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Alric Dreccs over the intercom: “raidin’ parties A and B, get your sorry hides down on the surface! Ronto!”
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Nomar: “Hey Dalv! As soon as we touchdown I’ll get us that bottle!”
White: “As soon as we hit orbit, we break off, men!
Ole over the intercom: “We have reached orbit around Solan 6”
Dalv: “If we survive this I’ll hold you to that promise, Nomar!”

Knusst: “Break off in 5.. 4… 3… 2… 1…
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Dalv and Hazel check out Solan 6 for a suitable landing zone
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Hazel: “Everything is looking okay for the big thud!”
Dalv: “We’ve got a clear stretch!”
Hazel: “Send down the big fish in a ‘Golgafrincham-manoeuvre’!
Dalv under his breath: “... And send down that delicious bottle tucked in torpedo tube...”

THUDDD!!!
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Michaela: “Regroup!”
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Michaela: “Let’s wait for the big boys, and inspect the ship!”

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Alric Dreccs: “All hands accounted for?! Then let’s fix this ol’ Ark!”

BIG EXPLOSION!!!
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Mario: “The torpedo has back-fired!!!”

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Nomar: “Do you think my bottle will have survived this?”
Dalv: “I sure hope so; I could definitely use that drink right now!”
Hazel: “These nasty things were all over the ship apparently …”
Michaela: “You guys think that they could have been the cause of this missile lock-up?”
Dalv and Nomar: “Oh yeah! Definitely…”

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Willy: “I can’t feel my legs! Or my arms…”
Ronnie: “Anyone missing an arm?”
Mario: “Nurse DeForet! Come over quickly!”
Ole: “I found the culprit, Captain!”
Knusst: “If I get my hands on those lousy boozers, they’ll wish their mommies had never forgotten their pill!”
Alric Dreccs: “Why dun we just have a sit down, a tasty Cuban and help ourselves to a sip of whate’er is in that bottle!”

THE END
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Or is it…

Knusst, Captain,Dalv, grunt, tech,Nomar, grunt, special weapons,Alric Dreccs, 1st commander, Tactics,Willy, lieutenant, engineering,DeForet, sergeant, medic,Mario, sergeant, bomber,Ole, lieutenant, navigation,Michaela, corporal, special weapons,Virgo, grunt, special weapons,Ronnie, grunt, special weapons,Hazel, grunt, tech,Hendry, grunt, assault,Nugget, grunt, assault,White, corporal, assault,Ding, grunt, assault
Dramatis personae

edit 06Feb09
In response to many of you asking if I really did destroy it: Yes! and I loved every second of it!
As soon as I placed the main hull on the torpedo bay section, the ship became really fragile. After I was satisfied with the photos, I removed a support under the engines and the ship buckled under its own weight. I had to help it a bit further to take it completely apart.

No Minifigs were harmed in the process.
Have fun!
Vlad



Comments

 I like it 
  June 9, 2014
Great use of plates great design wonderful shape!
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  November 5, 2013
Awesome ship! I love the trans black dome over the bridge! This ship is huge and is beautifully shaped .
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  June 22, 2013
Probably most impressive ship I have seen so far. Good job with plates used to form walls , great idea to form glass dome in bridge section. Very skilled looking details in every room. I hope to see more such models from You. Well done :D
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  November 11, 2012
A massive build: most impressive! I like the big, glass dome over the bridge and the general shape of this ship. It looks like it could go through an atmosphere and land on a planet. Nice engines too. Just one thought: as it's the "B-Ark", shouldn't it be full of telephone santisers and marketing executives? :)
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  June 5, 2012
Amazing! This is huge! Keep up the amazing work!
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  December 8, 2011
Most impressive! You've built a truly original ship full of detail. It's as if you took the commonly accepted principles of lego spaceship design, turned them sideways and recolored it all. I really like your building style. If you have a free moment, I would greatly appreciate any advice you can give me on my Flying Rhino.
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  September 11, 2011
shouldn't you have "parental guidance suggested" on this moc? having to witness the destruction of such a nice ship could cause serious nightmares for the younger audience :-)
Vladimir van Hoek
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franklin stout
  October 3, 2010
again, one of the best. i am thoroughly impressed with the amount of craftsmanship this builder has. it is a stunning model. there isn't enough i could say about it.
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  September 2, 2010
absolutely awesome work dude, speechless...
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  June 20, 2010
I just wet myself a little. You win, I surrender. The bridge design is quite ingenious and the overall massiveness of it makes my palms sweat. Congrats on that.~H
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  October 4, 2009
Awesome :)
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  May 26, 2009
Thanks for checking out my page! Your ship is amazing, the detail is so wonderful.
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  April 16, 2009
Quoting Kyle Bartley When I saw B-Ark I thought you had made the ship from the book Hitchikers guide to the Galaxy that brought humanity to earth two million years ago... I was kinds sad when I realized it wasnt, but still, great ship.
That was the original plan, but I aborted this when the ship got a more agile look and I mucked around building mecha and cannons... The brief history is here http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/72872
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  April 15, 2009
When I saw B-Ark I thought you had made the ship from the book Hitchikers guide to the Galaxy that brought humanity to earth two million years ago... I was kinds sad when I realized it wasnt, but still, great ship.
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  February 28, 2009
WOW ... that was entertaining ! ... i LUV the overall shape of the ship ... but my favorite detail of the ARK was it's dome canopy ... that's a great idea for a ship's bridge ... and i liked most the interior pics.
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  February 28, 2009
WOW ... that was entertaining ! ... i LUV the overall shape of the ship ... but my favorite detail of the ARK was it's dome canopy ... that's a great idea for a ship's bridge ... and i liked most the interior pics.
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  February 5, 2009
WOW!! That beats anything LEGO can dream of! But, ummm,did you really take it apart?
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  February 5, 2009
WOW!! That beats anything LEGO can dream of! But, ummm,did you really take it apart?
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  January 20, 2009
That was amazing and i made my YT-2080 V2 check it out!
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  December 14, 2008
Oh my... Excuse me, can you help find my jaw? I lost it around this vicinity...
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  November 28, 2008
Sick... come see my castles
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  September 26, 2008
dude frigin awsom!wer yu get the legos?
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  September 26, 2008
BRILLIANT! AWESOME! NIGH ON SPEECHLESS! and extending allience request. reply if you accept.
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  September 17, 2008
WOAW ! One of the most original shape I ever seen ! Great job on the design, it's a very well done MOC !
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  September 16, 2008
Oh my god! This is absolutely incredible! I love the details. The guns are really cool too. This just might be my favorite ship now. Awesomeness! [And no BURPs ;)]
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  September 16, 2008
You gave me a great Inspiration! i love this a lot!!! Command bridge is just awesome! I love also Colors are shapes! This ship rocks!
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  September 16, 2008
This ship is realy great, you did an amazing job on the bridge. I also like the quantity and the quality of the details. Since i like verry much designing weapons on my own creations, i can tell you that i realy like your style for the weapons design.
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  September 15, 2008
I love it! It's huge, and I love huge things (huge lego things) anyways nice job on main cockpit thing!
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  September 8, 2008
This. Is. Amazing. Without a doubt the best part is the cleverly shaped bridge, which would merit a five on its own. This ship is practically a demonstration of how to build circular shapes. AWESOME work.
Vladimir van Hoek
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cc-7576
  September 7, 2008
WOW I´m spechless that´s BIG and so detailed I love it, one of the best MOCs here.
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  September 7, 2008
Incredible! Awesome work on the bridge windows!
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  September 7, 2008
The thought that you destroyed it sickens me.
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  September 7, 2008
Quality, absoulte quality
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  September 7, 2008
The interior is mediocre [look at other SHIP interiors from builders such as Emperor Ludgonious and Daniel Jassim for inspiration. The exterior on the otherhand more than makes up for it, 5/5 100 miles going away.
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  September 7, 2008
I really like the cockpit window, very creative. My only suggestion would be to make the interior smooth. Nice job.
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  September 7, 2008
Why did you destroy it?
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  September 7, 2008
Big, very big, and how did you get the pics that big on the page? Great MOC.
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  September 7, 2008
nicely done, it certainly deserves a 5, you have enough pictures too, great job
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  September 7, 2008
OMG IT'S THE SHIP THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED! VERY COOL!!!
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  September 7, 2008
Wow! This ship is simply amazing!
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  September 7, 2008
What a cool ship design. The bridge is like nothing I've ever seen before, very clever. Were the interiors built separate from the ship? I wish you would have shone how the ship opens to reveal those wonderful rooms if they are inside. Great work none the less!
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  September 7, 2008
Truly Amazing, please check out my Ohh that Phong Chamg movie and comment on it
 
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