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MOCtag #11: Director's Cut
New camera angles! Director's commentary! Deleted and extended scenes! Harder, better, faster, and stronger!
About this creation
Even with the amount of time it took me to create MOCtag 11, it was an admittedly rushed project, especially with the photography. I wrote the story to be longer and a little funnier. So thanks to everyone that commented so positively on the first version (and Young, thank you for the laugh ^_^). I've redone most of the photography to try to mine more of the precious ore called "lulz" from the story. So, after some delays, I present...

MOCtag Episode 11-Director's Cut: The question isn't why the chicken crossed the road, it's "Is the roadkill tasty?"


“The Man,” also known as “El Hombre” by the… Um… Asian community, hurtled through space and time, passing through many destinations…


Jamiroquai's Virtual Insanity...


Past the Dave and Ben Ensemble (the guys I had done project-delaying video work for)...


And Japan in 10 million years, just to name a few.


He eventually took the crown off of his head and, as it flew away…


It was lost to Time and Space.


The Man’s velocity slowed and he could finally feel himself descending as he began to appear in his final destination. By some bizarre stroke of luck, by some miracle…


His final destination was right where Rory was murdered...


A meter above Rory's face...


...And dropping fast.


The Man landed on Rory, crushing him on the pavement. The Chickenator, Goldman the Thug, and Shia Labeouf (after appearing from nowhere using space-timetravel) were subtly startled.


The Chickenator: Holy crap, that guy just appeared Me-style and terminated my target!

Goldman: Holy crap, he’s more dangerous than you!

Shia Labeouf: Good grief, I’m Shia Labeouf with a knife! Run for your life, you mechanical piece of poultry!


As he finished his sentence, Shia attacked, baring his fangs. The Chickenator and Goldman fearfully turned around, attempting to outrun Shia. As he fled, The Chickenator looked back and screamed “I’ll be bawk…!”


The thugs were gone, Shia hadn’t thrown his knife, Rory was saved. Civilians and civil servants alike rushed to Rory’s aid.


Police patrolled as construction workers barricaded the area.


Local paparazzi TV news crews, notorious for their correlation with Extra and Fox “News,” swarmed the area like mosquitoes to a blood bag. Rory’s death was well publicized, as would be the case for his near-death experience.


Express medical help was requested and paramedics appeared immediately. The Man’s headfirst landing caused irreparable internal bleeding within his skull, and with his last dying breaths, he told the paramedics to save Rory instead.


They honored his request and took Rory, leaving the Man’s body on the pavement and forgetting about it for a full four days until the owner of the Little Thai restaurant (ignore the Indian patterns) complained that the crows he uses in his Spicy “Chicken” dish were sickly from eating the decaying body.


After being transported to the hospital, Rory was examined by the best doctors a human hospital could offer a giant chicken. His loving wife, Kassandra Book, left the set of Bonktron Invasion 2: Lock Up Your Moms to visit him in the “Intensive Care Ward for Industry Stars.”


Rory, bleeding from his head and smashed beak, was barely conscious, unaware of his grim condition.


Meanwhile, in the waiting room…


The head doctor and nurse tending to Rory walked slowly from his room, out of earshot. The stood a moment, staring at one another. The doctor yawned in ennui. The nurse engaged him in a conversation in a low, terse tone.

Nurse Avi: Oh, doctor! It’s worse than we thought!

Doctor Sparkle: I know, I know… This is not good. Not good at all. This will affect him the rest of his life… Not to mention he bled all over one of my new gloves…

Nurse Avi: Doctor! We need to act soon! What are we going to do?!

Doctor Sparkle: There’s only one thing we can do in a situation like this… The damage to his head is too extensive… I’m afraid that Rory will die unless… He gets a nosejob. A beakjob. …Or whatever you call it.


As Avi and Sparkle conversed outside the door, Rory, with much effort, requested that Kassandra take his phone and call an ex-military friend of his, named Black C. Only he would have a chance of stopping the Chickenator…


Oh the suspense! Oh, the terror! The one question on the mind of every reader must be “What will Carlos do to fair Kassandra in Bonktron Invasion 2?!” One can imagine the use of yet another tan and red monstrosity!
Oh, yeah, there are other questions to be asked as well! Will Rory finally die?! …Again?! Will Black C. catch up to the Chickenator before he comes bawk to take Rory out?! Will Rory die before then, making said subplot totally irrelevant?! And what about Dr. Who?! All (or nothing) will be explained by our beloved samus in MOCtag: Episode 12!

Director's Commentary

Not a lot to say, honestly. If you want to see extra photos and extra details from the MOC, take a look at the whole set.

I originally came up with the "Rory gets a nosejob" idea from the realization that I do not have an orange cheese slope.

I originally planned on making yet another scene establishing Black C.'s looks, where he's in front of a courthouse with an assault rifle, gunning down the sig figs of famous Lego community builders. The story was bloated as it was, so it was cut.

The "Japan in 10 million years" scene is referencing a line at the end of Austin S' MOCtag Episode 10.

Letterboxing is awesome.

I'm planning on making a Bonktron Invasion 2 vignette some time in the future.

Extra photos:













Episode Selection:

Episode 1 by Shannon Young.

Episode 2 by Keith Goldman.

Episode 3 by Sir Nadroj.

Episode 4 by Lee Jones.

Episode 5 by Mark Kelso.

Episode 6 by Chris Phipson.

Episode 7 by Shannon Ocean.

Episode 8 by JD Luse.

Episode 9 by Legolord 365.

Episode 10 by Austin S.



Comments

 I like it 
  August 11, 2008
HA HA I love the skellie in the stretcher and the StarWars room! WELL DONE!
 I like it 
  August 9, 2008
Man, that´s amazing. The whole story is great and the two bikers, the chickenator and kgoldman, they do a great job. And where did ýou get this great hai of the paparazzi, from exo-force? And the nicest thing is the hospital. The waiting room with this awesome flooring and the operation room. And these small funny jokes like the skeletton on the strecher, they are very well done. Good job!
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  August 9, 2008
DUDE!!! That's the Space and Time sign from the opening of MST3K
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  August 9, 2008
Yes Dave, letterboxing IS awesome! Make no mistake-I WILL be stealling that! These photos are so cinematic and juicy in this director's cut. They're quite exquisite. And the extra scenes rock. Lulz were definitely had here. Now get onto that Bonktron thing you're planning danggit!!
 I like it 
  August 9, 2008
What laugh? I was deadly serious -- you're deep in my doghouse, McNeely. I do laud you for the effort and amazing amount of detail put into your entry, but if you were planning a director's cut anyway, couldn't you have edited the original down to four lines? I'm just sayin'...
 I like it 
  August 8, 2008
That female officer could handcuff me anytime! :)
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  August 8, 2008
I'll beak back later to leave a better comment when I've got some time but in the mean time... dude, awesome... and, you need help (Then again, who am I to talk?). ~ Chris.
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  August 8, 2008
Even better than the real thing! I wish Ocean would do an extended edition of his...
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  August 8, 2008
Awesome! i've always wanted to see behind the scenes footage! Or have I? Hmmmm....anyways this is great!
 I like it 
  August 8, 2008
This version is a whole lot better! Not that I didn't like the old one. But I like the new views and extras that are shown this time. Great job.
 I like it 
  August 8, 2008
heh,way to go!I love the bacta tank spot,that was funny!and I liked how you make it look like he was spinning throught time!haha,way to go,keep it blocky!
 
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