A trip to the Dentist is a trip to Disaster. Just ask your local tooth decay retailer.
About this creation
Welcome, One and All, to the morbid memories of dental hygiene. Would you like that filling to go with sick-tasting glue or razor-sharp drill bits?
After a half-hour of tedious yet rewarding effort, the Lego dental chair finally evolved into existence. That was several months ago. Now, thanks to digital artistry, that same dental chair has reappeared in a "comical" scenario. You might think it's funny, but if you're name is Jason, you might not.
For those who have already seen this comic, please note that this is a re-post . . . with some previously-unheard-of bonus features. Oh, and by the way, if you would like to learn - and see - more of my dental chair, please click here.
If you think a simple comic isn't enough, try out some of these jokes:
“Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.”
The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." "I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?" Mr. Smith turned to his wife Sue. "Show him, honey."
Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A.: A little plaque.
Q: What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee fan?
A: One yanks for the roots and the other roots for the Yanks.
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Thanks for coming. But don't expect to get a lollipop after a really good dental checkup; it's only the nice doctors who do that.
Jokes = courtesy of www.jokedictionary.com
To see my dental chair in more detail, click here.
I like Mocs that come with alternate storylines. My dentist gives the small children in his office toys and stickers. I'd hate to see what happens when he has to clean blue plastic fish bits out of a kid's braces.