- Tri-dimensional balance regulation system - cause nothing's more embarrassing during an invasion than your mech falling on it's face.
- Outfacing Magnetic Shield Generator - to keep out those pesky armor piercing rounds, missles, lasers, frap rays, and harsh language.






Other features include:

- Def Monkey Audio Sound System with twin 18" subwoofers - how can you pilliage and destroy without your tunes?
- Freezur Knutz Brand interior air cooling system - I mean, who wants to wreak havoc with sweaty pits?






Possible bumper stickers:

"Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done"
"Keep Honking: I'm reloading"
"Guns don't kill people, Lego Mechs do"
"I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better"
"Student Driver"
"My other ride is your Mom"




Ssssnnnnfffffffff...aah! Still has that new Mech smell.









I kind of like this section. I put a big 'ol honkin flame thrower on the nose of the cockpit. I thinks it's a cool feature, but ya just don't want to be within a hundred feet of that sucker if he sneezes!






The obligatory Mech weaponry.








My kind of gal! (except for the part where she's 2 inches tall and made of plastic.)









Q & A:

Q: Ngeok asked - "It looks quite sweet but I'm wondering if it can walk, if the 'toes' move (for uneven terrain), and why the back looks so exposed. Still, it would make a nice addition to the battlefield."

A. It does have walking capacity, and yes, the toes move. The Outfacing Gravitational Field Generator provides protection against assault. The result is a Mech that no longer needs heavy armor plating, providing greater speed and manuverability. The field adjusts to surface terrain and moves with the Mech, while being strong enough to where it is sometimes used as a weapon itself, crushing enemies, smashing through barriers, and cracking Brazil Nuts.