"Tonight's top story, a peaceful protest turned into a chaotic riot outside of the LIU Kaadu Processing Plant."

"The rioters, which came to protest the LIU's use of Kaadu meat, attempted to enter the Processing Plant in order to shut down its operations."

"The LIU Riot Police were called in and set up a perimeter. With the use of their handy riot shields and their trusty shock guns, the rioters were kept at bay. Several injuries were reported, but luckily, only the rioters were hurt."

"Although deterred, the rioters still made sure their point was heard."
"What do we want? Beef! When do we want it? Now!"

"The LIU's Publicist refused to comment, but he did provide TV2 with this commercial..."

"Mmmmm...I love a juicy Kaadu burger! There's nothing better out there!"

"On a lighter note, the LIU Governors are finally releasing some information on its stalled Sacred Light project. Let's go live to our reporter, Harry Fakesmile."

"Haha, thanks Martha! I'm so glad to be here! Anyway, I am here with an engineer working on the Sacred Light. Tell me sir, what's the problem?"

"Money! Money is the problem. The price of this project has tripled its original estimate and we aren't close to being done. We plan to continue, but the release has been pushed back, ...way back."

"Well, you heard it here folks. The project is delayed due to costs. Experts predict it will not be released until 2009?"







"While that project is on the verge of failing, another project can be called a success. The LIU plans to release its new Police Hardsuit later this week. Let's go live to our reporter, Hotty McBabe."

"Hi Frank and Martha! I'm here with Officer Brute and a Police Hardsuit Prototype. What can you tell me about this new machine Officer Brute?"

"Well, let's just say crime will be dropping around the universe. That is, if the customers want to pony up some cash."

"What makes it so great?"
"Check out its site later this week for that info Mrs. McBabe."
"Wow, thanks for nothing sir! Back to you Frank."






"Thanks...I guess..."
"That wraps up today's news. Thanks for joining us!"