Built for Yuri's 5th Mocaversary Contest Round 3...a murder and mayhem MOC.
About this creation
So what! It was not murder, it was perfectly justified! I can’t remember his real name, it was Brad or Steve or something, but he insisted on going by Chi Warrior. He was all into martial arts and fencing or something. So he brings this sword to work; to WORK of all places! I mean, we build and assemble MAC weapons…a sword? Block head!
So he tries to tell me it is a samurai sword, authentic…ya know? And I try to tell him it is not a samurai sword or even a kitana, but is in fact a Persian influenced shamshir. He starts waving it around and acting all Ninja-like, telling me he knows the difference and making threats. He starts threatening me, telling me that he can take off my head or my little finger or other portions of my anatomy, that he is an expert!
Seven years I put up with this. Seven years! I tried to get away from him and got into the testing lab. Then what happens, he gets promoted and is put in here as my associate. Well, he can wave that sword all he wants, I mean, I have a Magnetic Accelerator Cannon sitting beside me! Yeah, I know, we are only to test it. Use only 1 percent of the power and make a bar of metal go” tink” into the wall…make sure all the magnets are aligned and that everything is working…but enough is enough! How long can people put up with this stuff…Chi Warior…HA!
I cranked that puppy to 100 percent and let her fly! It was rather gruesome I admit, pulled all his skin right off; blew a hole through the concrete wall too! Kinda wild if you ask me! Serves him right! But then Teresa from plant security sticks her head in the hole made by the MAC and I kinda felt bad, ya know, I mean, I would’a been sad if it had hit her or something, she’s got kids, ya know?
Congratulations Ron I understand you received 10,000 orders from Postal workers ! Ha ha that's a wicked hole in the wall I'm surprised there was that much left . I like the security guard looking in that's funny right there. Cool build