MOCpages : Share your LEGO® creations
LEGO models my own creation MOCpages toys shop Yuri’s 5th MOCiversary Contest R3: Murder Most Blonde
Welcome to the world's greatest LEGO fan community!
Explore cool creations, share your own, and have lots of fun together.  ~  It's all free!
Yuri’s 5th MOCiversary Contest R3: Murder Most Blonde
Rate it  12345       Add a comment Add a comment   Zoom in  Zoom in
Ever wonder what Matt rowntRee does when he’s by himself at home?
About this creation
Before that question is answered heed this… Warning: Most scenes on this page contain an image of a blonde at home in a bathroom!
Now proceed with caution or click on this LINK to Yuri’s 5th MOCiversary Contest for Round 3 ‘MOC Me A Murder’ match-up information!

Ok, one more thing before you begin viewing… why IS Matt HOME ALONE anyway?
One would think he’d be out cavorting (putting it nicely) with Heath?!
I mean isn’t he an ever sooo popular member of V-LUG!

Matt: “Man, I love my new hard hat!”



Matt:
“Ha, ha… a yellow hard hat for a blonde! Great idea for a coding system!”
Matt: “When my pony tail is snuggled up inside my hat you can’t tell I’m a blonde!"
Matt: "So, yellow hats for blondes, brown for brunettes, etc, etc, grey for oldies?!”

Matt: “Looking good! It’s a shame I can’t let my blonde hair hang out all the time!”

Matt: “Of course, I always keep the scratch marks touched-up!”

4th wall: One can only assume he thinks this adds to his ‘man-of-action’ persona?!


Matt: “Man, these hot blonde conditioning treatments are really time-consuming!”


4th wall: Not to fear, it appears our hero is using the time to brush up on his study of chemical reaction mechanisms! What a guy!


Matt: “Whaaat? I think the timer just went off! Hair treatment finished.
I was really engrossed in my reading! No matter,
I can continue my reading during the first part of… ‘sh….., shower & shave’ time!”

Matt: "Ah, ha… my home within my home… my throne."

4th wall: Did you notice that throne didn’t have a lid on it! Most efficient! He wouldn’t put in down after use anyway! What a guy!

4th wall: In the interest of public decency…
Matt, engaging in the 1st action of ‘sh….., shower & shave’ time, will not be pictured!
Please use your imagination!

Matt: “Ah, now for a refreshing shower!”

4th wall: Danger, Danger, Danger! Yes, folks danger IS lurking! And…
We WILL try to get a photographic peek through the shower stall outside window!


Stay with us!



Photographer going around the side of the house!



Photographer is focusing his camera!


4th wall: OMG… it’s PSYCHO Topsy!


4th wall: No, she looks frightened… almost like she really doesn’t want to do it!

Topsy: “NOOOOO… SORRY, MATT! YURI MADE ME DO IT!”

4th wall: Oh the shame…
what some people will be driven to do to win a contest round!

4th wall: Well, looks like poor Matt just had his shave… and a really close one at that!

4th wall: But wait… did he even get to take his shower?


4th wall: Is that a TORN CURTAIN?!


Shameless Topsy Speaks:
#1 “Ha, ha… well, there won’t be a need anymore for that built-in neon orange warning-colored hamper for Matt’s ‘socks and poo poo undies’!
(You DID see it in some of the pix?)
#2 Okay, so… I apologize! Sick bathroom humor at a time like this is without taste! Besides it could become Frankinsteinian, and I certainly don’t want to do anything to jeopardize my chance of winning this round! I mean… I killed for it!
#3 Normally, I might give thanks to Yuri for having such a great idea for a category! I might even go further and say that I know everyone involved has had as much fun with it as me. But this is shameless Topsy speaking, so I won’t! :)
#4 But, I will leave you with a bizarre thought to ponder… what WAS the purpose of that brunette wig found on that vanity shelf in some of the photos?”



Comments

 I made it 
  April 28, 2014
Quoting Elvish Brick Wow...that's all I can say.
Do visit and view what matt did to me! :)
 I like it 
  April 28, 2014
Wow...that's all I can say.
 I made it 
  March 27, 2014
Quoting Marc dZ Ha ha!! Excellent creation!! Love the dialogue.
Thanks! Whenever I attempt humor I'm always fearful of posting and on how it will be received. Everyone has been so kind. :)
 I like it 
  March 26, 2014
Ha ha!! Excellent creation!! Love the dialogue.
 I made it 
  March 26, 2014
Quoting Nick Barrett With matt gone, I shall RULE THE WORLD!!! Mwahahahaha!! *cough*. This is great fun, and a super build. The screeching from Psycho is with me still. Win or lose, you've both given the rest of us some brilliant entertainment.
Thanks Nick! But I thought you already ruled... I mean, you ARE the ring master! ;) I do love Mr. H's films, my favorite being "Rear Window". And of course, the big man himself always prefered to use blonde actresses in his films! So with matt being a bit of a film buff, it felt right! :)
 I made it 
  March 26, 2014
Quoting Nicole Brick ;-D The subject is not one of my favorites, but you described it in such an hilarious style that I forgot to get scared! Nice build and pics.
Thanks Nicole! This is the idea that first came into my head. And, although it was not gorey enough to win, I enjoyed every minute of putting it together! :)
 I made it 
  March 26, 2014
Quoting Chris Phipson There aren't many things that can scar my mind but picturing Matt at home alone is VERY high on the list. Thanks for the nightmares! ~ Chris.
Ha, ha, Chris! Glad to be of service! :)
 I like it 
  March 25, 2014
With matt gone, I shall RULE THE WORLD!!! Mwahahahaha!! *cough*. This is great fun, and a super build. The screeching from Psycho is with me still. Win or lose, you've both given the rest of us some brilliant entertainment.
 I like it 
  March 24, 2014
The subject is not one of my favorites, but you described it in such an hilarious style that I forgot to get scared! Nice build and pics.
 I like it 
  March 23, 2014
There aren't many things that can scar my mind but picturing Matt at home alone is VERY high on the list. Thanks for the nightmares! ~ Chris.
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting Alex Rode Haha! That was short and sweet. Nicely done Topsy, this is flawless!
Thanks Alex! I don't know about flawless tho... there was a TORN CURTAIN! ;)
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
Haha! That was short and sweet. Nicely done Topsy, this is flawless!
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting Mitchell Long Your entry was AMAZING, but I do think (in my opinion) it failed to reach its full potential with "Blood and Gore" soooo... My vote goes to your Opponent matt RowntRee! Good luck with the other judges
Oh yah... well... I'll have you know that I believe in understated gore! Ha, ha. Cheers Mitch! ;)
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting El Barto ! Psycho Topsy--Awesome! Poor Matt, looks like there wasn't enough to 'distract' you from your mission... Perhaps the water hadn't warmed up enough?
Ha, ha... perhaps that's the reason for her frightened look? She does have a big imagination! You do know, Bart, that it would have been just as much fun to murder you! ;)
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting David Alexander Smith Hilarious. Matt's throne built for efficient use really got me. Nice photography - you been taking tips from Barto? And well done for keeping things within the bounds of taste, just.
Ha, ha... well I'll say it again. "What a guy!" Matt has always struck me as someone who values efficency?! Yes, I do look at Bart's builds with an eye for his lighting. Each is a lesson. And thanks for the tasteful comment, I didn't want to have to put a guidance check on it. :)
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting MortalSwordsman . Hahaha brilliant job. A great build packed with lots of details and of course your homour. I could hear the Psycho music in the shower scene.
Thanks Joe! It fascinates me how certain images can affect all our senses! It's always nice to have you spot by with a comment! :)
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting cyberfrank 2010 xd, ok, now I m sure Matt won t look the same at his shower ever again, xd, geee, the personal details we get to know on some people here, lol, great bathroom scene Topsy!
Thanks, Frank! And yes, I don't think any of us view showers the same after watching Psycho! Does it follow that one should always shower with a partner... for safety reasons?! Ha, ha! ;)
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
Your entry was AMAZING, but I do think (in my opinion) it failed to reach its full potential with "Blood and Gore" soooo... My vote goes to your Opponent matt RowntRee! Good luck with the other judges
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting matt rowntRee WONDERFUL, Norman!...
Ha, ha... I knew you would like the film references! It's refreshing to know you value toilet etiquette too! Glad you enjoyed it. Always fun working with you! Good luck! :)
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
Psycho Topsy--Awesome! Poor Matt, looks like there wasn't enough to 'distract' you from your mission... Perhaps the water hadn't warmed up enough?
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting Jackal :] Yes Topsi, just yes! A perfect murder, I must confess I’d love to show you being murdered in a MOC! Nothing personal though, k? Looks like a fun category is all! Really nice MOC (no its not, the blood see?) and I love the story all so! Kinda creepy but awesome! I give as much luck as possible to you in the contest! Jackal :]
Thanks Jack! It really was a great category. Of course, it's made even better when you can kill someone you have had the good fortune to work with on a game team before! :)
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting Dr. Monster Super job. A great combination of builds, writing, and pictures. Very funny.
Oh, thanks you Monster, you! ;)
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
Hilarious. Matt's throne built for efficient use really got me. Nice photography - you been taking tips from Barto? And well done for keeping things within the bounds of taste, just.
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting David Roberts Neatly built, photographed and plotted. I'm never entering a contest with you in it.
Thanks for mentioning the photography. I let a flashlight shine thru the trans med. blue 8x8 I used for the shower roof to get the shower shots! I was happy with the results. I'm going to have to experiment more with different lighting arrangements! :)
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting clayton Marchetti Well that was more of Matt than I ever wanted to see I mean Nooooo! Brother! Does this mean Matt will have to come up with a new fig. Great job on the rooms btw. Excellent work Topsy! (Note to self watch out for Topsy) :-)
Thanks and... ha, ha... all I could go on was what Matt has written about himself on the pages! Dare I state that some of that nonesense might be my own interpretation of what I think he thinks about himself? Naaaaa! ;)
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist Haha, great work. I guess despite Matt's studying, his refluxes weren't fast enough to avoid you. ;)
Thanks! Yes, Luke, I didn't miss the bit about the refluxes! :)
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting Stuart Lucas Always wondered what Matt kept under his hard hat. Great work Topsy! Murder doesn't come naturally to me either, but the knife in the shower has a nice Psycho ring to it that I'm sure Matt would appreciate, were he alive to do so!
Thanks Stu! This is what came into my head. So, I had to go with it. And yes, the movie aspect of it was especially for Matt! :)
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
Hahaha brilliant job. A great build packed with lots of details and of course your homour. I could hear the Psycho music in the shower scene.
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
Yes Topsi, just yes! A perfect murder, I must confess I’d love to show you being murdered in a MOC! Nothing personal though, k? Looks like a fun category is all! Really nice MOC (no its not, the blood see?) and I love the story all so! Kinda creepy but awesome! I give as much luck as possible to you in the contest! Jackal :]
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
Super job. A great combination of builds, writing, and pictures. Very funny.
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
xd, ok, now I m sure Matt won t look the same at his shower ever again, xd, geee, the personal details we get to know on some people here, lol, great bathroom scene Topsy!
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
Neatly built, photographed and plotted. I'm never entering a contest with you in it.
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
WONDERFUL, Norman! XD This had me laughing all the way through it. The truly scary part is how accurate you managed to get the bathroom to look like the real thing. =D I could hear the Hitchcockian "Reee, reee, reee!" all the way through my demise. Actually a really well built and cool little bathroom there, and don't ask about the brunette wig (that's for Heath. XD )Spectacular job in spite of the fact that there can't possibly be anyone who would want me dead. O_o Absolutely, perfectly fun! Although there was only one glaring error: I ALWAYS put the seat down. ;) Great job Topsy and good luck!
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
Well that was more of Matt than I ever wanted to see I mean Nooooo! Brother! Does this mean Matt will have to come up with a new fig. Great job on the rooms btw. Excellent work Topsy! (Note to self watch out for Topsy) :-)
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
Haha, great work. I guess despite Matt's studying, his refluxes weren't fast enough to avoid you. ;)
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
Always wondered what Matt kept under his hard hat. Great work Topsy! Murder doesn't come naturally to me either, but the knife in the shower has a nice Psycho ring to it that I'm sure Matt would appreciate, were he alive to do so!
 I made it 
  March 20, 2014
Quoting Mitchell Long Nice! Would of liked to see more blood and gore though
Thanks Mitch! I agree, but I'm just not good with that! :)
 I like it 
  March 20, 2014
Nice! Would of liked to see more blood and gore though
 
By Topsy Creatori
Add to my favorite builders

26
people like this. See who.

645 visitors
38 comments
Added March 20, 2014
 


LEGO models my own creation MOCpages toys shop Yuri’s 5th MOCiversary Contest R3: Murder Most Blonde


You Your home page | LEGO creations | Favorite builders
Activity Activity | Comments | Creations
Explore Explore | Recent | Groups
MOCpages is an unofficial, fan-created website. LEGO® and the brick configuration are property of The LEGO Group, which does not sponsor, own, or endorse this site.
©2002-2014 Sean Kenney Design Inc | Privacy policy | Terms of use