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2014 MOCathalon Team Plastic Surgeons: The Dog Ate My Homework.
The Dog Ate my Homework Heard that one a million times. But, show us YOUR best reason for not having it to hand in. Did it get caught in the garage door opener? Did you get attacked by a bus full of angry penguins? What's your excuse, mister?
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Team Plastic Surgeons.
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Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Ummmm, Enjoy!





Deep in the bowels of an abandoned kitty litter mine just outside Bratislava Slovakia, so named for its high concentration of brats, an arrogant, megalomaniacal, and somewhat talented young boy busily builds for a worldwide Lego competition. A soft mumbling could be heard over the sounds of “Afternoon Delight” by Starland Vocal Band. “Peons, all of them. My erupting volcano will destroy them and they will all bow down to my genius, my brilliance, my mad skillz, my awesome hair!”





The boy continued, “Stu? What kind of name is Stu? Can’t expect greatness from a “Stu”. He shall be the first to fall before me, a god! Although it matters not, I suppose I should check and see what he’s…” He paused in utter shock.





“BY THE HOFF!!!” he exclaimed. “His entry is… It’s fantastic! But how is that possible?!? None shall hope to stand a chance against a god like me! This is… Devastating. What shall I do now? His moc is far superior to mine.” And for the first time in his life, young Derpus realized he was going to get spanked by someone other than his sister. Panic began to set in, he had only one option. “To the shrine!” he screamed.





No, not that one.





That’s the one!





He knelt in front of the altar of the only one he wholeheartedly looked up to, the only one on this planet with more hubris than him, and he prayed saying, “Dark Lord of Awesome 80s Hair, show me the way, SHOW ME THE WAY!”





At that moment, there was a great rumbling. The ground shook, the Starland Vocal band was silenced as the radio toppled to the floor, the pictures on his wall shifted, his Hello Kitty phone fell from the nightstand with a sadly out of tune comical clang.





There was a great flash of light and a figure suddenly appeared before him. In the background, he could hear angelic voices singing, “Tight leather Paaaaaants.”





“BOOOYAH!” The tall handsome figure exclaimed. “What’s up Mini D?”





“Oh great and powerful Hoff, my opponent has created a moc that will surely destroy mine. I must not fail!” Derpus bleated. “It will ruin my reputation as a rude buffoon, all my cronies will question my hate filled pontificating. Waaaaaah!”

“Hang on there, Mini D. They’re all FOOLS if they don’t believe hate is the only true emotion because if they don’t hate everything else, then they can’t love me, and that’s just CRAZY TALK!” The Hoff proclaimed. “It’s like episode 38 of Baywatch when Pam was running towards me in slo-mo and she yelled, ‘Mitch!’” He paused smiling to himself, “Yeah, just like that.”





“What does that have to do with my complete failure?” the crying Derpus asked.

“Nothin’,” the Hoff said, “I just like that episode.”

“All great and powerful Hoff,” Derpus started, “I need your help and I’ve sacrificed so many cats to you. Do you think that you can help me out?”

“Welllllll,” the Hoff said. “Those last two tabbies were already dead, but I think I can help Mini D.”

“Please stop calling me that.”





“It’ll be like episode 73 of Knight Rider, Mini D,” the Hoff said. “I was about to get a Malachi Crunch, then I yelled, ‘KITT, turbo boost!’” He paused smiling to himself, “Yeah, just like that.”

“Wha?” Derpus blurted.





“Okay, I’ll dumb it down for you. Just say that you were communing with the Hoff!” He said as a matter of fact. “Everyone forgives my disciples when they say that. Why wouldn’t they? I’m the HOFF!”





Derpus thought about it for a moment then said, “I can’t do that, the first rule of Hoff Club is that we don’t talk about Hoff Club. If I say that, I’ll be excommunicated.”

“Oh yeah, forgot that one.” He paused, “Well, none of it matters now because those judges closed the window.”





Derpus’ jaw dropped as he realized it was twenty five minutes past the deadline of midnight.





“Yeah, time flies when you’re talking to the Hoff. Hey, check it out. They even left it open for twenty one minutes too. Must have been waiting for someone.” The Hoff stated. “Huh. Say Mini D, did you notice that there are only six time zones between them and us. I always thought it was seven. Oh well! Hey that reminds me of episode 22 of…”

Derpus interrupted, “Oh NO! Maybe I can ask them for an extension.”





The Hoff exploded in red light and pure anger, “BANNED IS THE WORD ‘EXTENSIONS’!!! THE HOFF DOES NOT HAVE EXTENSIONS!!!”

Cowering, Derpus tried to explain, “No, I meant…”

“NO EXTENSIONS!!! THIS IS MY REAL HAIR!!!” The Hoff bellowed.

“No, time…” Derpus tried to say.

“LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!! THE HOFF CAN’T HEAR YOU!!! LA LA LA!!!” He proclaimed.





“Yes, my lord.” Derpus conceded.

“That’s better Mini D. Say, that reminds me of episode 42 of…” The Hoff started.





Derpus interrupted by thrusting a piece of paper at the Dark Lord of Awesome 80s Hair and said, “Could you read my script?”

The Hoff’s eyes lit up as he eagerly grabbed the paper and began to read. The room itself seemed to glow brighter.





“Ffohlessah? What’s that…”





The Hoff disappeared in a great cloud of smoke leaving poor little Derpus with the only option of telling the judges that he didn’t realize that there were only six rather than seven time zones between them.





He hoped that no one would notice that it was a supremely lame excuse. But he thought he might be able to play it off in the hopes that no one, especially the judges, possessed anything higher than a 35 I.Q. He knew that the truth was something that, for his sake, no one could find out.



Fourth wall: Yup, I did it.



Comments

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  April 5, 2014
Quoting Kevin J. Walter Score = 5
Thank you Kevin!
  April 5, 2014
Score = 5
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  March 31, 2014
Quoting JWG 258 Don't Hassle the Hoff!
Amen Brutha! Sixth rule of Hoff Club. ;)
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  March 31, 2014
Don't Hassle the Hoff!
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  March 30, 2014
Quoting Rogue Commander This was perfection. xD
Thank you Rogue! Perfectly irreverent. ;)
 I like it 
  March 30, 2014
This was perfection. xD
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  March 27, 2014
Quoting Tom Remy Can't believe you did it! <:-D Respect!
Thank you Tom! I was in a mood. XD
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  March 27, 2014
Can't believe you did it! <:-D Respect!
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  March 23, 2014
Quoting Heath 'kik36' Flor LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!!! Don't mess with the Hoff. That is all.
That's the third rule of Hoff Club. You must be a member, too! XD Can't go wrong with the Dark Lord of Awesome 80s Hair. ;) Thank you Heath!
 I like it 
  March 23, 2014
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!!! Don't mess with the Hoff. That is all.
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  March 20, 2014
Quoting Matthew Oh Sweet work! I have no clue what's going on, so chaotic (which suits your style ;) ). Score = 4
Chaos breeds images -Francis Bacon. ;) Thank you Matthew!
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  March 20, 2014
Sweet work! I have no clue what's going on, so chaotic (which suits your style ;) ). Score = 4
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  March 20, 2014
Quoting Chris Phipson Fourth Wall: Yes you did. Score of 5 ~ Chris.
Sweeeeet! Thank you Chris!
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  March 19, 2014
Fourth Wall: Yes you did. Score of 5 ~ Chris.
matt rowntRee
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Greyson Beights
  March 18, 2014
The whole story-line/idea raked in some points for you. You, sir, are a creative (crazy :p) man. Score: 4
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  March 18, 2014
Quoting Greyson Beights The whole story-line/idea raked in some points for you. You, sir, are a creative (crazy :p) man. Score: 4
Thank you Greyson! Crazy is right. =]
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  March 18, 2014
Quoting Justin Knelsen This is perfect on so many levels! I mean really,"The Dark Lord of Awesome 80's Hair" Geez, I cant help but give this a 5!
Totally rad! ;) Thank you Justin!
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  March 18, 2014
Quoting Elk Guard Great stuff, very funny!
Thank you Elk!
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  March 18, 2014
This is perfect on so many levels! I mean really,"The Dark Lord of Awesome 80's Hair" Geez, I cant help but give this a 5!
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  March 18, 2014
Great stuff, very funny!
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  March 18, 2014
Quoting cyberfrank 2010 I almost did nt look at this, it was pretty bold to use a sheet of paper as main pic, xd, until I saw your name... but nothing prepared me for wham! xd, the shrines, the hoff... so much references, I m sure I have missed some, it s just too much, xd, you rock!
Thank you Frank! Yeah, no one is quite prepared for Wham! XD Lots of references for sure, not really understanding where and why my brain went wherever it did. Enjoyable nonetheless. ;)
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  March 18, 2014
Quoting sam the first Okay, I understand. A shame, but in 6 months time there will be another one, just a but more specific. I heard about the 'surprise' of the MOCAthalon, so that's cool. Best of luck for this contest and the other 'Surgeons, nive to see your internet has un-SPLOOFed. ;D
Thanks for understanding Sam. I look forward to the results of this one and participating in the next. ~matt
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  March 17, 2014
I almost did nt look at this, it was pretty bold to use a sheet of paper as main pic, xd, until I saw your name... but nothing prepared me for wham! xd, the shrines, the hoff... so much references, I m sure I have missed some, it s just too much, xd, you rock!
  March 17, 2014
Okay, I understand. A shame, but in 6 months time there will be another one, just a but more specific. I heard about the 'surprise' of the MOCAthalon, so that's cool. Best of luck for this contest and the other 'Surgeons, nive to see your internet has un-SPLOOFed. ;D
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  March 16, 2014
Quoting sam the first Hey, Matt, are you taking part in the 15-piece challenge? If not that's fine, but if you are, the deadline is Monday 17th.
Hey Sam, wrote a response yesterday then the internet went SPLOOF. Sorry buddy, but I won't be able to add a creation. I really wasn't expecting to enter the MOCathalon and I kept thinking about your contest as I saw the awesome vehicles get posted. Couldn't concentrate on what I had planned. I hope you continue this contest, like Ron's 1st MOX Prize, I really want to do something not on this massive of a scale. Thank you Sam, and I don't envy your voting for the winner, a testament to a great idea for a contest. Good luck, I'll be tuning in. ~matt
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  March 15, 2014
Quoting Clever Crowe Hilarious, Matt =D Cheers!~
Thank you Clever!
  March 15, 2014
Hey, Matt, are you taking part in the 15-piece challenge? If not that's fine, but if you are, the deadline is Monday 17th.
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  March 15, 2014
Hilarious, Matt =D Cheers!~
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  March 15, 2014
Quoting Adam Brunsting When I saw the first picture, I was like "How did that get on the homepage?" And my last thought would have been a creation by you. Really funny, and great creation.
Thank you Adam! Gotta keep you guys always guessing. ;)
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  March 15, 2014
Quoting sam the first I wouldn't anyway.... ;D
Good lad. ;)
 I like it 
  March 15, 2014
When I saw the first picture, I was like "How did that get on the homepage?" And my last thought would have been a creation by you. Really funny, and great creation.
  March 15, 2014
I wouldn't anyway.... ;D
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Master Shifu Leo J I got lambasted for my Daylight Savings Time excuse. But Time Zone excuse? Tsk, tsk, tsk ... LOL! No one's fooled with that one. Derp!
Daylight Savings Time excuse? You live in Arizona for crying out loud, we don't have that here. How could you use it as... Ohhh, nevermind. XD Yeah, nothing like a bombastically lame excuse to clear the sinuses. ;) Thank you Shifu!
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Wolverine .
Quoting Thank you Wolverine! That was a bit of not good timing I'm sorry to say. I actually wasn't going to play, but was considering judging or watching from the sidelines. Didn't have the time or desire to enter the fray. But, as it turned out, after I declined your generous offer, and the judges spots were filled, AND I had a spot of free time, DAS asked me to join his team. At that point I couldn't resist any longer. Please keep me in mind for the next go as I am still interested in teaming up with you. That is if you want a bit of warped humor on your side. ;) ~matt
Oh, okay! I thought you thought I was such a bad builder that you just didn't want to team up with me... Maybe before the MA starts next year we can arrange a team? ~Wolverine~~
No, that wasn't the reason at all, I think you are a very good builder with a good amount of potential. I would be honored to combine forces in a team. We'll see how things develop throughout the year and play it by ear (totally rhymes.) I am notorious for being forgetful (ask my wife!) so I'll see what happens. Looking forward to it! ~matt
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Nick Barrett This is smacking of the highest order... a veritable Phd thesis in the noble art of the Lord of Smack. Extra points are awarded for the Wham! poster... SPLOOF!
Thank you Nick! I can almost hear Pomp and Circumstance over the angelic "Tight Leather Paaaants." XD As for Wham!, there are certain images in life that you just can't un-see, seemed appropriately painful. ;) Sploof was my muse. XD
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Mark McPeek Ha! That's awesome! Great work!
Thank you Mark! ;)
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist Oh, and I have to thank you for this. It's been way too long since a smack like this (I think Sven Junga's MocOlympic build against Shannon Ocean might have been the last?) so it's great to see a newer builder continuing this style. Makes me wish I wasn't too lazy to make stories these days... One shot wonders are so much easier. ;)
But you are the self proclaimed king of smack (reading the smack threads, I would tend to agree.) Time to shake the rust off that edged talent and grind out a story. If I can do it, I'm quite certain that EVERYONE can.
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist I can't tell if it's Deus or myself who should be more insulted... But then again, you have a Bratz pencil, so I'm not sure whether anything else is relevant. ;) Hilarious work Matt, loved the whole Hoff thing. And I mean, all 2500 words of the Hoff thing. Completely whacked out and zany, just like I've come to expect from you. Makes me wonder whether you've been sniffing the litter lately though... Best of luck in the contest, with such brilliant characters you're bound to nail down fives. Actually, can you get sixes?
deus who? Oh yeah, I guess there is a bit of a resemblance here. ;) I hope that you're not insulted by this at all, I thought the Bratz pencil conveyed that adequately. XD Completely whacked out and zany is my middle name! not really. Anyways, thank you Luke! We'll need a bit of luck looking at the other fantastic builds being produced.
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting XY EZ Excellent job and very funny! 5/5 Good luck by the way! 8-D
Thank you XY! I think I'll need it with the caliber of competition.
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Jet Best Once, my dog actually ate my homework.... I brought in the proof....
Did your teacher believe you? Or did your teacher just simply accept it because they didn't want to deal with it because it was another mind numbing experience getting in the way of bowling night/happy hour. =D Yeah, I know the truth about teachers. Thank you Jet!
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Topsy Creatori (StoveTopCreator!) Matt, I had a feeling you would know about Huell and KCET! Yes, I watched him too for years. And, KCET is one of the best PBS stations I have had the pleasure of viewing! :)
=) Grew up in SoCal, Huell was a staple of my diet.
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Alex Rode Nicely done, Matt. "Sploof" stole the show, I'm sure we'll all agree. Well done! I can always count on you for a good laugh XD
Thank you Alex! Yeah, I guess Sploof will be a shining moment in my life. XD Good laugh? That I think I can guarantee. ;)
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting sam the first *SPLOOF* Love it Matt!! The HOFF, and only 6 time zones....huh, I'll have to remember that one. Anywho, a fantastic build (again, I love the sploof cloud), and very, very funny. Toppest of the jobs!
I thankest you sam! I don't recommend using the time zone excuse as it didn't work out in reality. ;)
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Dr. Monster Wow! That was hilarious. The flowers on the wallpaper look great, and the parachute as a child's back pack is clever. Everything about this post is top notch.
Thank you Doc! Can't take credit for the backpack, that is Lisa Simpson's backpack in the new Simpson's set. ;)
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Matt Bace Awesomely hilarious! This kind of twisted humor, laden with 70s and 80s-era pop culture references, could only have come from one person. I sincerely doubt that there has ever been another MOC that mentioned the "Malachi Crunch" (perhaps my favorite episode of "Happy Days"). Now, where's my David Hasselhoff voodoo doll?
Pinky Tuscadero FTW! XD Wasn't sure if anyone would get that, I see I'm in good company. ;) Thank you Matt! Always pleased to add a bit of twisted nostalgia to the fray.
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Delatron 3000 Yup, you did. SPLOOF! joins the ranks of greatest sound effects. Ever. The Wham shrine did it for me though :) Bleeding edge smack - comedy. Good show sir, good show.
Hey, you're supposed to be an impartial judge! XD Thank you Stu! And this one is dedicated to you. ;) Sploof and all.
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Mr. Xenomurphy Curse you, Perry the Matt-ypus. I giggled all the way through your story untill I reached the picture with the 'sploof' and there I laughed out lout - at work! If I need to find a new job now it's your fault. Stop making such brilliant, funny and cool MOCs!
It is my ingenious plan to foil the great Dr. Heinz Xeno-shmirtz. My prior attempt to spoil your employment with Emotitron looking like your boss failed. =D I think I have a new goal in life: Get Thorsten fired from his job through excess laughing. Yessss, it's so crazy it's just gotta work! XD Thank you Thor! And in response to your request, no. ;)
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Greg 998 "he could hear angelic voices singing, “Tight leather Paaaaants.” Gigantic!!!! :D :D :D Awesome work. 5/5!
Thank you Greg! Just to show you how truly insane I am, I was singing that all day in true heavy metal, big hair, classic 80s vibrato. Dio would be proud. XD
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  March 14, 2014
This is smacking of the highest order... a veritable Phd thesis in the noble art of the Lord of Smack. Extra points are awarded for the Wham! poster... SPLOOF!
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Stephan N Matt, I can only marvel at what so all of you creative spirit rises. just awesome
Thank you Stephan! I marvel at the stuff that oozes forth myself. Not sure where it all comes from exactly. ;)
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting David Roberts Hillarious! A great script, which honestly does remind me of the Sponge Bob film, where they call upon the HOFF for aid in their quest. I think that the photos are very well lit and I love the cloud of smoke that the HOFF disappears into. Great work!
Thank you David! Never saw the Sponge Bob movie, but I think I'll check it out now. My kind of humor it would seem. ;) The lighting was entirely done with light bricks (and an overexposure on the Hoff appearing pic.) Those things are awesome!
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting David Alexander Smith I see trouble ahead! Make it big indeed!
Thank you David! Aaaaand you're welcome. ;)
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  March 14, 2014
Ha! That's awesome! Great work!
  March 14, 2014
Oh, and I have to thank you for this. It's been way too long since a smack like this (I think Sven Junga's MocOlympic build against Shannon Ocean might have been the last?) so it's great to see a newer builder continuing this style. Makes me wish I wasn't too lazy to make stories these days... One shot wonders are so much easier. ;)
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  March 14, 2014
I can't tell if it's Deus or myself who should be more insulted... But then again, you have a Bratz pencil, so I'm not sure whether anything else is relevant. ;) Hilarious work Matt, loved the whole Hoff thing. And I mean, all 2500 words of the Hoff thing. Completely whacked out and zany, just like I've come to expect from you. Makes me wonder whether you've been sniffing the litter lately though... Best of luck in the contest, with such brilliant characters you're bound to nail down fives. Actually, can you get sixes?
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  March 14, 2014
Excellent job and very funny! 5/5 Good luck by the way! 8-D
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  March 14, 2014
Once, my dog actually ate my homework.... I brought in the proof....
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  March 14, 2014
I got lambasted for my Daylight Savings Time excuse. But Time Zone excuse? Tsk, tsk, tsk ... LOL! No one's fooled with that one. Derp!
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  March 14, 2014
Matt, I had a feeling you would know about Huell and KCET! Yes, I watched him too for years. And, KCET is one of the best PBS stations I have had the pleasure of viewing! :)
  March 14, 2014
Quoting Thank you Wolverine! That was a bit of not good timing I'm sorry to say. I actually wasn't going to play, but was considering judging or watching from the sidelines. Didn't have the time or desire to enter the fray. But, as it turned out, after I declined your generous offer, and the judges spots were filled, AND I had a spot of free time, DAS asked me to join his team. At that point I couldn't resist any longer. Please keep me in mind for the next go as I am still interested in teaming up with you. That is if you want a bit of warped humor on your side. ;) ~matt
Oh, okay! I thought you thought I was such a bad builder that you just didn't want to team up with me... Maybe before the MA starts next year we can arrange a team? ~Wolverine~~
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  March 14, 2014
Nicely done, Matt. "Sploof" stole the show, I'm sure we'll all agree. Well done! I can always count on you for a good laugh XD
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  March 14, 2014
*SPLOOF* Love it Matt!! The HOFF, and only 6 time zones....huh, I'll have to remember that one. Anywho, a fantastic build (again, I love the sploof cloud), and very, very funny. Toppest of the jobs!
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Stuart Lucas Only the names have been changed to fail to protect the guilty. This is the most involved piece of smack I've ever seen - at the same time, bizarre and hilarious! Got to love the Wham shine (sic), and the Hoff's ramblings...
Thank you Stuart! I'm of course only speculating, but I think it was fairly accurate. Couldn't possibly be anyone in particular that I was referring to. Could there? ;) And I'm fairly certain about the shrines. XD
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  March 14, 2014
Wow! That was hilarious. The flowers on the wallpaper look great, and the parachute as a child's back pack is clever. Everything about this post is top notch.
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Topsy Creatori (StoveTopCreator!) Matt, Matt, Matt… have you been sniffing the cat litter?! This is insane! It is also totally rad! I love everything about it. I think I sense a bit of you in that kid too? You just might need to be spanked! Ha, ha. Now there is a little snippet for your education in the link below. See you at Yuri’s, the clock is ticking! Dun, dun, dun! http://www.kcet.org/shows/huell_howser/videolog-classics/classic-huell-cat-litter.html
I want you to know, Topsy, that I actually remembered that Videolog. In fact it was one of those Howser moments that I said, "I didn't know that." I grew up on Huell and KCET. Not sure exactly why I chose it here, maybe my subconscious came forward. As for the little boy, there is a finer example of him here on the pages, and he definitely needs to be spanked. I might like it too much. =] Thank you Topsy, looking forward to my death! XD
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Abby Francis This is fantastic, Matt! The build itself is amazing but the story makes it so much better! XP
Thank you Abby! Kind of falls in line with the category. XD BTW I was wondering if anyone would catch the Bratz pencil in the thumbnail. Just seemed perfect. Good eye there! ;)
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Evan Botkin Lol awesome! I didn't get most of the references but the facial expressions and effects still made it funny. Good luck!
Thank you Evan! Yeah, a lot of the references are a bit obscure but I'm glad the slapstick was noticeably funny. ;)
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  March 14, 2014
Oh yeah, and I forgot to say.... I like the BRATZ pencil in the main photo. XP It makes the entire creation that much better. XP
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting clayton Marchetti Awesome work Brother! I love your take on this assignment . Get it homework assignment I just crack myself up :-) Your writing ability is just phenomenal. The mineshaft leading to his door is just to cool . I thought he was in his sisters room at first. With all the pink froufrou and flowers on the wall,too funny. I was grinning from ear to ear when the Huff popped in. Again I was rolling at the line " the two cats he sacrificed were already dead." I love the time zone excuse I'll have to remember that one. I like how the Hoff was equating everything to episodes ,hilarious. Once again outstanding job!
Thank you Brother! Yeah, the time zone excuse was the impetus for this maniacal offering, not the cat. XD It was sadly used by the protagonist of this story in the 2013 MocOlympics. It didn't work there so I can't recommend it. ;) It does, however, make for some fun reading.
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Wolverine . Unless I'm mistaken didn't you decline my offer to join my MA team? And I think you said you weren't going to play... Anyways. Awesome, funny MOC!
Thank you Wolverine! That was a bit of not good timing I'm sorry to say. I actually wasn't going to play, but was considering judging or watching from the sidelines. Didn't have the time or desire to enter the fray. But, as it turned out, after I declined your generous offer, and the judges spots were filled, AND I had a spot of free time, DAS asked me to join his team. At that point I couldn't resist any longer. Please keep me in mind for the next go as I am still interested in teaming up with you. That is if you want a bit of warped humor on your side. ;) ~matt
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Hans Dendauw NPD If the original Nick Fury isn't a legit excuse, then I don't know what is. Love the Mister Mxyzptlk reference, that earned you a rousing rendition of 'Wir zwei allein' when I see you in June. 'Heute nacht bin ich aufgewacht...'~H
I will only listen if you sing it in a motion lighted leather jacket. On a wall. With eyeliner. Lots of eyeliner. XD Thank you Hans! Thought that only someone born before "The Ewok Line" would get that reference to the Superfriends. XD XD XD. We're old. =(
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting MCLegoboy ! Alright... I think I got about half the references, I mean I was only born in the '90s so why should I know? Anyway, the Hoff does have that effect, and I love this entry. Now, what's up with the dude living in a room full of pastels and Hello Kitty stuff? This is before the age of the Bronies! I mean, I know some guys watched the original show, but not like today, I mean, we're everywhere! >.> <.<
Thank you MC! Yes, sadly I grew up in the 70s and 80s and, therefore, my references require a healthy dose of research through that time. I take a great amount of pleasure when peoples minds click to an obscure reference of mine. It's almost like a sadistic game to see if they're really listening. As far as the dude in the room, well, let's just call him a well known celebrity here on the pages I felt obligated to smack. ;)
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting El Barto ! Now I've seen everything!
But wait, there's more! Here's to hoping that a certain someone comes by. ;) Thank you Bart!
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Tyler Halliwell :)
:D Thank you Tyler!
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  March 14, 2014
Awesomely hilarious! This kind of twisted humor, laden with 70s and 80s-era pop culture references, could only have come from one person. I sincerely doubt that there has ever been another MOC that mentioned the "Malachi Crunch" (perhaps my favorite episode of "Happy Days"). Now, where's my David Hasselhoff voodoo doll?
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Tim C Goodness, Matt. You know, I read through that whole thing without first reading whose MOC it was. It was not surprising when I read through the laughter-induced tears that this was your work. And when you think about it, there is little else in this world that can pack as much unassisted humor as the Hoff. I mean, I started laughing when I first saw his picture in the shrine, before I read a single caption. In fact, it's almost unfair to include him in your MOC...cheap laughs, man;) The build is top quality, but it's definitely the text that will have me coming back to this one.
Thank you Tim! Actually, on a critical thinking note, I wrote the script then shot to it. A great test run for a future story. I won't include the Hoff in that one (maybe.) ;) Always pleased to hear about induced tears of laughter. My work here is done. XD
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  March 14, 2014
Quoting Michael K. Clever take on the topic!
Thank you Michael! Figured THIS was all our homework. Plus, I have heard some amazingly sad excuses in contests here. This one is sadly true. (2013 MocOlympics) Well, some of it. ;)
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  March 14, 2014
Yup, you did. SPLOOF! joins the ranks of greatest sound effects. Ever. The Wham shrine did it for me though :) Bleeding edge smack - comedy. Good show sir, good show.
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  March 14, 2014
Curse you, Perry the Matt-ypus. I giggled all the way through your story untill I reached the picture with the 'sploof' and there I laughed out lout - at work! If I need to find a new job now it's your fault. Stop making such brilliant, funny and cool MOCs!
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  March 14, 2014
"he could hear angelic voices singing, “Tight leather Paaaaants.” Gigantic!!!! :D :D :D Awesome work. 5/5!
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  March 14, 2014
Matt, I can only marvel at what so all of you creative spirit rises. just awesome
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  March 14, 2014
Hillarious! A great script, which honestly does remind me of the Sponge Bob film, where they call upon the HOFF for aid in their quest. I think that the photos are very well lit and I love the cloud of smoke that the HOFF disappears into. Great work!
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  March 14, 2014
I see trouble ahead! Make it big indeed!
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  March 14, 2014
Only the names have been changed to fail to protect the guilty. This is the most involved piece of smack I've ever seen - at the same time, bizarre and hilarious! Got to love the Wham shine (sic), and the Hoff's ramblings...
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  March 13, 2014
Matt, Matt, Matt… have you been sniffing the cat litter?! This is insane! It is also totally rad! I love everything about it. I think I sense a bit of you in that kid too? You just might need to be spanked! Ha, ha. Now there is a little snippet for your education in the link below. See you at Yuri’s, the clock is ticking! Dun, dun, dun! http://www.kcet.org/shows/huell_howser/videolog-classics/classic-huell-cat-litter.html
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  March 13, 2014
This is fantastic, Matt! The build itself is amazing but the story makes it so much better! XP
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  March 13, 2014
Lol awesome! I didn't get most of the references but the facial expressions and effects still made it funny. Good luck!
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  March 13, 2014
Awesome work Brother! I love your take on this assignment . Get it homework assignment I just crack myself up :-) Your writing ability is just phenomenal. The mineshaft leading to his door is just to cool . I thought he was in his sisters room at first. With all the pink froufrou and flowers on the wall,too funny. I was grinning from ear to ear when the Huff popped in. Again I was rolling at the line " the two cats he sacrificed were already dead." I love the time zone excuse I'll have to remember that one. I like how the Hoff was equating everything to episodes ,hilarious. Once again outstanding job!
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  March 13, 2014
Unless I'm mistaken didn't you decline my offer to join my MA team? And I think you said you weren't going to play... Anyways. Awesome, funny MOC!
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  March 13, 2014
If the original Nick Fury isn't a legit excuse, then I don't know what is. Love the Mister Mxyzptlk reference, that earned you a rousing rendition of 'Wir zwei allein' when I see you in June. 'Heute nacht bin ich aufgewacht...'~H
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  March 13, 2014
Ahhh, SNAP!~H
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  March 13, 2014
Alright... I think I got about half the references, I mean I was only born in the '90s so why should I know? Anyway, the Hoff does have that effect, and I love this entry. Now, what's up with the dude living in a room full of pastels and Hello Kitty stuff? This is before the age of the Bronies! I mean, I know some guys watched the original show, but not like today, I mean, we're everywhere! >.> <.<
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  March 13, 2014
Now I've seen everything!
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  March 13, 2014
:)
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  March 13, 2014
Goodness, Matt. You know, I read through that whole thing without first reading whose MOC it was. It was not surprising when I read through the laughter-induced tears that this was your work. And when you think about it, there is little else in this world that can pack as much unassisted humor as the Hoff. I mean, I started laughing when I first saw his picture in the shrine, before I read a single caption. In fact, it's almost unfair to include him in your MOC...cheap laughs, man;) The build is top quality, but it's definitely the text that will have me coming back to this one.
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  March 13, 2014
Clever take on the topic!
 
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