Procrastination is the bane of my being. I have uploaded stuff for you looking holes to gaze at.
About this creation
Aight, basically, I have to raid a farm or farm house(or granary in this case), and take the contents of said place. Whether I kill or not is my decision.
Lucius:Aight, we need more supplies if I'm gonna be the best scourge of the (insert number here) seas! So, what we're gonna do is raid the tribal village and take all their supplies.
Lucius:All we really have to do, though unraider-like, is sneak past them, we can't take them on as we are right now, but we will get everything.
Amelia:That's fine and dandy, but why isn't my brother coming with us for backup?
Lucius:Remember what happened to me last time I took him on a raiding party?
...........(4th wall:British would hand heads of pirates around harbors to scare other pirates.)....
Amelia:One,that was a dream. Two, your standing here alive!
Lucius:Nevertheless, don't mean ta burst ya bubble, but dat brodda o' yours ain't nuthin but trouble. I couldn't let him come after he lost his eye juggling his swords...After we warned him countless times not to. Not to mention he destroyed the hat I got him...
Anyway, I sent him to get new recruits. You remember the Marvelo brothers, Marv and Lukey, and their shaman father, Shiggy, don't you?
Shiggy:Whataya want from me and Reginald, ya soulless Ginger?! (Reginald is the staff, they communicate with each other)
Jarvis:For the upteenth-freaking time, your gonna aid Lucius and Amelia when needed.
Lucius: Aight, their doing some stupid ritual, get ready to go...
Lucius:Aight, we're here, grab everything you can...
Shiggy:And that's why I clean the sky...
Jarvis:....Your nuts, you know...
Lucius:Aight, let's split! I wanna see fireworks.
Jarvis:Their coming back, do the incantation, quick.
Shiggy:III-YA-HO III-YA-HO NUMANU NUMANU.
As the cannibals worship the bone serpent, Worcala, they notice it come closer to them...
AND THEIR ENGULFED IN FLAMES!!!!!!!!!111!!!11!!11!!111!111!1111!
Lucius:Well, that went very well I have to say.
Jarvis:Very well executed Lu-
Shiggy:GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
Top of said hut
Mark, Lukey, and Shiggy