Hi! If you read this post, make sure that you look at this first: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/359061
Warning: This is a verrrrrry long post.
Neron: Hi! Today, I have a special announcement from my creator!
N: But I need Toa Tohuna here before I start. He said he would be here... Hey, Tohuna! Get over here!
Tohuna: No, I'm(chomp chomp) in the middle of my(chomp chomp) snack, extra-cheesy chips.
N: Excuse me, I'll be right back.
T: Go away, Neron, I'm- hey!
N: So, this is Tohuna, Toa of Fire and cheese.
T: What- you didn't tell me that we were going to go on MOCPages! Hey, everybody! And this is my pet bird, Max. He LOVES cheese!
N: Okay, now for the special-
T: Watch! I can transform into-
T: -a robot! I even have a missle!
N: Tohuna! This is MY announcement, not yours!
T: And, I got new shiny leg armor. See?
T: Oops! I forgot to fold in my Toa heartlight!
T: Beep beep beep...
N: Stop. Making. Sound effects.
T: Neron, you're no fun.
N: My turn now. Get it? MY turn.
N: Now, for the special announcement. My creator has officially announced a secondary self-moc. He is...
N: ...the one and only...
N: Toa Tohuna!
Baron Inika: BOO!
T: Yaaa! (thunk)
B I: BARON INIKA HAS RETURNED! Mwa ha ha!
N: Hee hee hee! "Baron Inika"?
B I: I heard that! Before this post ends, I have some things I would like to say. First, my new weapons! I have a grappling hook with an energy gun, and a missile launcher.
B I: I also have a kraata pet! I was walking on the beach one day and he started chasing me. He tried to infect me, but a quick dose of my creature control power settled him down.
B I: Here are my wings and... my back-mounted catapult!
B I: You just put poisonous spikes in it, pull it back, and...
B I: Let go! Mwa ha ha!
B I: Yow! A bird's attacking me! Argh!
T: (gets up) Yeah! Go Max!
T: Ha! Gotcha, Inika!
B I: Yaaa! Get'im off!
T: Such a good little bird for protecting your master, here's a treat for you.
B I: MY ARM!
B I: Hmm, where are my instructions... ah, here they are. Let's see, the shoulder attaches just about here, and then...
B I: Attack!
B I: I got you now! Ha ha ha!
T: Augh! I'm short! This isn't fit for a self-MOC!
T: Hey! My armor-
T: You took my awesome gold armor!
B I: Yes, and it looks great on my hook, doesn't it!
N: Hee hee!
T: Can I finish my chips now?
Okay, sorry about the black on the edges of some of the pics. If you didn't notice, I made a new sword for Neron, an various upgrades for Tohuna, such as a missile launcher that rises from the back using pistons used in Bionicle titans. The bird design was from Bionicle Heroes. They pop up when you blow up certain objects, I think.
Note: MOCPages, for some reason, switched the main pic for this post with one of Fenrek's pics. This might just be the computer I'm using, but if you see it, I didn't steal it.
heh, this was a wacky post indeed... I like the updates on Neon and Tohuna, but I think the focus of this post is Baron Inika. HE'S SO KOOL! xD Yeah, I think the thing from Bionicle Heroes is supposed to be a butterfly rather than a bird, but yeah.