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A Rebel Story: Repair and Divorce on Beigetooine
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away:
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Somewhere out in galactic space...

Billy: “R5-WK, are you having problems with you hyperdrive calculator?”
R5-WK: “Beep Boop Beep Boop” (No I am just fine, but I BETTER PRETEND to have a problem to move the plot forward)
Billy: “R5, I don’t speak droid speak.”
R5: “Weep Woop Wap” (Of course you cannot. How can you hear me in space anyway?)
Billy: “We have a planet nearby with a repair shop, lets head there and get you fixed up!”



Billy: “Pilot’s log, I have landed on the planet Beigetooine to get my R5 unit repaired. The planet has such a lovely beige sky.”
R5: “Wort Wort Wort” (Beigetooine? That is the best our cheap writers could come up with? Sheeeeesh.)



Billy: “I approach the locals…”
Pops: “Stop talking to yourself boy and come on over here.”



Pops: Welcome to my shop, Droids & Things. I am Sur Watson, but just call me Pops. This is my daughter Hanna and her husband Willy Bob Will; and we are all at your service.
Billy: “My pleasure, I assume you have droid repair services?”
Pops: “Only the best, my other daughter makes the best repairs; Willy take this young man into Minerva’s droid shop.”



Willy: “Watch you words around Minerva.”
Billy: “Why?”
Willy: “…”



Billy removes helmet: “Why you must be Minerva…”
Minerva: “Why… hello”



Billy's mind: (Whoa… she is pretty attractive…)



Billy: “I didn’t expect such a lovely woman to work with droids.”
Minerva: “What did you say?”
Billy: “Oh sorry, I don’t mean to be rude…”
Minerva: “No you said the L word!”
Billy: “What?”



Minerva: “The space pilot proposed to me!!!”
Billy: “I did WHAT?”





Pops: “Stop right there boy, where do you think you are going?”
Billy: “Sir, your daughter thought I just proposed to her…”
Pops: “Off course you did; planetary law passed by the governor means any man who expresses any interest in my daughters is legally bound to marry her, how do you think we got Willy?”
Willy: “…”
Billy: “Who would pass such a law?”
Pops: “The planetary governor, which is myself…”
Billy: “Uhhh…”
Pops: “Don’t worry, as long as you marry Minerva you can get a divorce at the fair price of 999.99 credits… Don’t marry her, you die.”
Billy: “When you put it that way…”



Pops: “As governor of Beigetooine I pronounce you man and wife; until the very profitable divorce. You may now kiss the reluctant husband…”



Minerva: “My pleasure!”



Pops: “Now sign over your money and the divorce will commence.”
Billy: “Ughhhhh…”
Willy: “Say cheese! These divorce pictures are going on Spacebook!”
Pops: “Now that this is out of the way we can get to the lucrative droid repair bill…”
Billly: “I almost forgot about that droid…”



Billy: “Glad that fiasco is over.”
R5-WK: “Moop Weep Woot” (You know they charged you 10,000 credits for just giving me an oil bath. They sell new R5’s cheaper than that!)
Billy: “Whatever you say R5. As long as nobody back at base finds out...”



Han Solo: “Hey Billy Nova, guess what came up on your Spacebook today?”
Admiral Ackbar: “It was a Wedding Trap!”
Chewbacca: “Rawwwwghhh Ha Ha Ha!”
Billy: “…”



Creator Commentary: I made this MOC over spring break to test out building a decent facade using limited bricks, and then using it as part of a story. In my quest to partially validate my collection of infamous the Galidor figures I built the roof crane using Galidor pieces. I also tried to use a certain piece a late man once called "the most useless piece ever."








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