At Vogue Cybernetics, we understand that you, our valued customers, want to stomp alien invaders and look good at the same time. Well now the wait is over - feast your eyes on the Vogue V-19 'Valkyrie'!
About this creation
Coming soon to a high street near you!
Vogue's decades of experience in both military hardware design and the fashion world have culminated in the Valkyrie, a triumph of substance AND style.
Available in a variety of colours with interchangeable shoulder spikes to suit your mood!
As standard, the Valkyrie is accessorized with the Braun Infinity dehydration cannon. This versatile and trend-setting tool is equally adaptable to hairstyling, drying laundry on rainy days, and reducing alien soldiers to dessicated husks in seconds.
The ergonomic and humidity-controlled cockpit ensures that you'll stay looking as fresh as the Valkyrie even in the heat of battle. It's also great for getting to the head of the line in the sales!
And if things get too hot for you, the twin booster flight pack is programmed to automatically home in on the nearest spa for some R&R.
The Vogue V-19 Valkyrie - because you're worth it!