Yo Yo Yo...Master Shifu, unless you joined DA to watch from the peanut gallery with the rest of the stooges, you should get your squad posted by Friday latest. The way things are cookin' now, by next Friday it will be too late. You rock dude, we need your humor!
Hello, my name is George Marshall, and I represent the African and European War Coalition Alliance for the group "Decisive Action". We would like to invite you to our alliance, and together we can take on the world! If you choose to accept this alliance, you will instantly be apart of something much great, something that will win this war. Consider this alliance and all it has to offer, and get back to us soon. We can't wait to hear from you!