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I'm tellin' you why; Secret Santa is coming to town! The riff-raff that make up VirtuaLUG have done it again, drawn names and built mystery gifts for one another. Now you get to play along and see if you can guess who built what for whom!
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"I Want A New Duck"
Parody of Huey Lewis and the News' "I Want A New Drug"
by Weird Al Yankovic



I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night

I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat

One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape


I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink

I want a new duck
One that won't steal my beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here

One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby

Get it?


I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce

I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won't molt to much
One that won't smell too fowl

One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah


Being that I am from Oregon, home of the Oregon Ducks (my favorite collegiate team), my Secret Santa shattered the rules on size restriction (rules that none of us seem to follow) and built me a bad-ass duck that I am now unsure if I should have on my LEGO shelf or as part of the Ducks shrine...

Who do you think built me this fine gift? The possible culprits are:

El Barto
Lee Jones
Devon Wilkop
Dave Kaleta
Tyler Halliwell
Heath Flor
Mr. Xenomurphy
Stuart Delahay
Leda Kat
Bryan Bonahoom
Dave Sterling
Stacy Sterling
Giovanni Seynhaeve
Dennis Price
Chris Phipson

Make your guess and then head over to our Secret Santa group and see all of the other gifts. Check back after the 25th to find out the answer(s)!























Fourth Dimension Commentary: To my Secret Santa, thank you so much for my gift. I really am torn as to where it should reside, so I'll probably keep it in the Ducks shrine during the season and on the LEGO shelf in the off season. Merry Christmas to you, your family and all of our LEGO brethren out there!~H



Comments

 I like it 
  December 26, 2012
wow! huey s one of my best! I still search for I love l.a. and can t find it, the lyrics are great and funny, it s also strange to see you peach skin, but, it s best for the massive yellow of the piece, wich is key to the whole package, very well done, and mc!
 I made it 
  December 25, 2012
A few of you guessed correctly; my Secret Santa was non other than Mr. Dennis Price! Thank you again, Dennis! It makes a great addition to my collection of MOCS from my friends. Merry Christmas!~H
 I like it 
  December 23, 2012
Hmmm, the duck looks like Gio. I mean, it looks like Gio's work.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2012
Dat duck is nifty. My guess is 'Barto.
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  December 22, 2012
Me? well that's flattering! I'd say Dennis or Leda, especially with the first duck...So, Phipson it is!
 I like it 
  December 22, 2012
I gonna go with Mr. Price on this one. ~ Chris.
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  December 21, 2012
A real QUACK-ER!
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  December 21, 2012
Love it! I say Gio.
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  December 21, 2012
Hans, Really, shouldn't there be more outlandish colors? A builder who loves sports? I'll guess El Barto. ~Dave
 I like it 
  December 21, 2012
El Barto?
 I like it 
  December 21, 2012
El Barto?
 I like it 
  December 21, 2012
What a quack up!
 I like it 
  December 21, 2012
I think it was Gio.
 I like it 
  December 21, 2012
Hard to decide! I would guess Dennis Price!
 I like it 
  December 21, 2012
Hard to say... but I would guess Dennis.
 I like it 
  December 21, 2012
Love it! I say Gio.
 I like it 
  December 21, 2012
It's a Gio - classic!
 I like it 
  December 21, 2012
Very cool duck, a tricky build to guess for. Hmm... My first thought's Giovanni, but I'm also thinking of Dennis. I'll say Gio though.
  December 21, 2012
I agree...this smacked of Dennis to me...you know...weird music, guy in bathtub with a duck :)
 I like it 
  December 21, 2012
Awesome builds! Looks like a Gio to me, but could be Dennis...
 
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