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Tattooed on Tatooine
The previous adventures of Space Cadet Stevie.
About this creation


When he first joined Classic Space, Space Cadet Stevie was sent to the planet of Tatooine, in the Arkanis sector. This desert planet was famous for its inhabitants' love of piercings and body art.



Stevie spent his first night on Tatooine in a bar, drinking Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters with a redhead and a stormtrooper (How do stormtroopers get the drink through their helmets?). He boasted of how Classic Space was the best sci-fi theme ever to have been invented and that he would stay loyal to it for the rest of his life. To show his loyalty, he would get a Classic Space tattoo!



When he came to his senses after all of the alcohol that he had drunk, Stevie was lying down and wearing safety goggles. The jacket from his red space-suit was on the floor and there was a strange, burning smell. There was also an incredible PAIN on his chest.



Stevie looked down and saw a tattooing laser burning the Classic Space logo into his flesh. The pain became unbearable. Normally 1980's mini-figs could only have one expression but Stevie had to SCREEEEEEAM!



Later in his career, Space Cadet Stevie fell out of an airlock. At the time, Classic Space said that he was wearing a yellow space-suit. Now that this story has come light, it is obvious that he was actually totally naked! We would like to take this opportunity to apologise to anybody who was accidentally exposed to the sight of a mini-fig in his birthday suit. Please send any compensation claims to our legal team of Jeltz, Thug & Jeltz on the Vogsphere.

Fourth Wall Time: Here's the bar in its full glory



Here's the vignette with a sign to let you know what it is!



This build was inspired when Starscream Soundwave's comments on my MOC "In Classic Space No One Can Hear You Scream" set me thinking. So please send all of the complaints to him!

I started pulling the arms and legs off mini-figs because of the Timinater's brilliant Flexible Fig 2 Contest. Thanks for getting me into this style of build! Please note that no elastic bands were used or harmed in the making of this MOC.




Comments

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  December 14, 2012
Thank you. I needed a good laugh and this hit the spot!
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  December 11, 2012
lol! I saw it coming the second I realised the thing was a lazer! lol!
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  December 4, 2012
Quoting MortalSwordsman . Hahaha this is brilliant. Also reminds me of the Bond scene – “Do you expect me talk?” “Nooo Mr Bond I expect you to die”
Well spotted! I had that scene at the back of my mind when I built this.
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  December 3, 2012
Hahaha this is brilliant. Also reminds me of the Bond scene – “Do you expect me talk?” “Nooo Mr Bond I expect you to die”
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  November 27, 2012
Ouch! Worth the pain, though.
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  November 25, 2012
Too cool!
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  November 25, 2012
Quoting Ludgonious . I never want a futuristic space tattoo! Funny stuff!
Perhaps Doog's bare arms could be enhanced with an "L.I.U." tattoo?
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  November 24, 2012
I never want a futuristic space tattoo! Funny stuff!
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  November 24, 2012
Now there's a play on words you don't hear too often! Excellent vig and totally hilarious, David. Now, about that fellatio on Felucia...
David Roberts
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Chris Melby
  November 23, 2012
Never looked at the Logo like that before! NICE! Z
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  November 23, 2012
If I ever go to Tatooine, I'll make sure I'll step away from any tattoo artist, but anyways nice work on this the scenery looks darkened and amazing !
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  November 23, 2012
Wow. Looks like just about nothing ever goes right for that poor Space Cadet...
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  November 23, 2012
Great, great, great, I'm still smiling from ear to ear! Great job! :-))
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  November 23, 2012
Haha, very nice story and build!
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  November 22, 2012
Funny stuff! :)
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  November 22, 2012
hahaha, cool, painful, and cs!
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  November 22, 2012
Quoting Stuart Lucas Nice build for both of the vignettes, and good use of that Alien Conquest reporter head! Great backstory too!
Thank you and well spotted on the reporter head!
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  November 22, 2012
Quoting Andre Benjamin Stevie better stick to needles... Nice pun, and I like how you posed Stevie while he was getting inked... Or should I say "burned"? :P
Definitely "burned". There's still the smell of burning ABS in my house...
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  November 22, 2012
Quoting Marcus Paul Hehe, funny story, amazing build. Very creative. I think I'll have a word with my VV pilot ... ;-)
Thank you! Erm, yes it would appear that your VV pilot is just wearing a space helmet and nothing else, not even a CS thong.
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  November 22, 2012
Quoting David Alexander Smith Any excuse to print a sticker. I also can't resist a good bit of alliteration. Onto the build, great to see the humour come through. Getting the mini fig pose without bands earns extra point... Now seriously considering Jon B's comment; where to put that tattoo.
Thank you! I think that, a bit like Mary Tudor and Calais, I will always have Classic Space tattooed on my heart :)
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  November 22, 2012
LOL!
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  November 22, 2012
Nice little MOC, really good idea
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  November 22, 2012
Nice build for both of the vignettes, and good use of that Alien Conquest reporter head! Great backstory too!
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  November 22, 2012
Stevie better stick to needles... Nice pun, and I like how you posed Stevie while he was getting inked... Or should I say "burned"? :P
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  November 22, 2012
Thats Awesome!
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  November 22, 2012
Hehe, funny story, amazing build. Very creative. I think I'll have a word with my VV pilot ... ;-)
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  November 22, 2012
very realistic and detailed..
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  November 22, 2012
Any excuse to print a sticker. I also can't resist a good bit of alliteration. Onto the build, great to see the humour come through. Getting the mini fig pose without bands earns extra point... Now seriously considering Jon B's comment; where to put that tattoo.
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  November 22, 2012
No problem at all! Thanks a lot ;) I await that day with excitement and impatience ;D
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  November 22, 2012
Quoting Starscream Soundwave I find it truly incredible how creative you are, managing to create not only a moc but an entire story, from the suggestion that the star of 'In classic space no-one can hear you scream' was, in actual fact, nude. Before I knew it was related to any other of you creations, I was already thinking what an original and clever idea it was. I may not know much about classic space, or even be that interested in it (sorry!), but I have to say I enjoy your creations as much as anyone else's. Great stuff!
Thank you very much indeed! I totally understand what you're saying. I don't actually find cars that interesting in the real world [ :( ] but the variety and creativity Lego car builds is incredible. Whether its big, Technic supercars or your brilliant range of small cars (the Saab and the Police Range Rover spring to mind) it's all fascinating stuff. One of these days I'll build a Ginetta G33...
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  November 22, 2012
Awesome!!! I never knew those existed on Tatooine?
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  November 22, 2012
Hilarious!
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  November 22, 2012
I find it truly incredible how creative you are, managing to create not only a moc but an entire story, from the suggestion that the star of 'In classic space no-one can hear you scream' was, in actual fact, nude. Before I knew it was related to any other of you creations, I was already thinking what an original and clever idea it was. I may not know much about classic space, or even be that interested in it (sorry!), but I have to say I enjoy your creations as much as anyone else's. Great stuff!
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  November 22, 2012
HaHa nice one!!
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  November 22, 2012
Heheh, awesome : ) 5/5
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  November 22, 2012
Hahaha I love it!
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  November 22, 2012
Great build, a really good chuckle :) Does anyone actually have a CS tattoo yet? Surely someone...
 
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