"Hello, everyone, and welcome aboard the Jungle Cruise. My name is Skipper Evan, and I'll be your skipper, guide, social director, and dance instructor for the next three months."
About this creation
"Those of you adventurers entering the world-famous Jungle Cruise, please notice there are two lines, one on the right and the other on the left. If you'd like to keep your family together, please stay in the same line. However, if there is someone in your family you'd like to get rid of, just put them in the opposite line and you'll never see them again."
"That's no house cat over there. Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet, and we must be at least, well... 19 feet away! Don't worry, he'll jump right over us."
"Beautiful Schweitzer Falls is upon us. The overhanging rock formation will afford us a different view this time. I have a special treat for you, folks. You may never have seen this before... there it is- the backside of water!"
"We’ve now turned down the Nile River and if you don’t believe that you must be in denial."
"Last week, these hippos overturned six of our boats, but don't worry... only FIVE of them were MINE!"
"And now, probably the most dangerous part of our journey- the return to civilization! I certainly hope you've enjoyed our cruise. Well we've laughed and we've cried. We've almost died! I love you like family. Now get out! I'm sorry, that was rude. Please get out."
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August 25, 2012 |
Awesome! |
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August 23, 2012 |
Great job. |
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August 23, 2012 |
Oh the memories of the aweful puns are coming back to me now. :) |
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August 23, 2012 |
Hahahaha great! Funny and a awesome build! It would be nice if you tiles the roof but its okay as it is :) |
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August 23, 2012 |
One of my all time favorite rides! |
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August 23, 2012 |
This was the first Disney ride I ever rode... -.- ah the memories. |
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August 23, 2012 |
YESSSSS!! I always wanted to sneak out of the boat on this one when I was little -- who didn't!? :D |
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August 22, 2012 |
hahaha! epic :P |
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August 22, 2012 |
Nice build. The bad jokes definately made it seem like you're really there :) |
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August 22, 2012 |
I think it would be great if someone from the Disney Corporation saw these and had you exhibit them! |
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August 22, 2012 |
Nice... and I love the sick jokes! :) |
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