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Jungle Cruise
"Hello, everyone, and welcome aboard the Jungle Cruise. My name is Skipper Evan, and I'll be your skipper, guide, social director, and dance instructor for the next three months."
About this creation

"Those of you adventurers entering the world-famous Jungle Cruise, please notice there are two lines, one on the right and the other on the left. If you'd like to keep your family together, please stay in the same line. However, if there is someone in your family you'd like to get rid of, just put them in the opposite line and you'll never see them again."






"That's no house cat over there. Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet, and we must be at least, well... 19 feet away! Don't worry, he'll jump right over us."






"Beautiful Schweitzer Falls is upon us. The overhanging rock formation will afford us a different view this time. I have a special treat for you, folks. You may never have seen this before... there it is- the backside of water!"






"We’ve now turned down the Nile River and if you don’t believe that you must be in denial."





"Last week, these hippos overturned six of our boats, but don't worry... only FIVE of them were MINE!"





"And now, probably the most dangerous part of our journey- the return to civilization! I certainly hope you've enjoyed our cruise. Well we've laughed and we've cried. We've almost died! I love you like family. Now get out! I'm sorry, that was rude. Please get out."






Comments

 I like it 
  August 25, 2012
Awesome!
 I like it 
  August 23, 2012
Great job.
 I like it 
  August 23, 2012
Oh the memories of the aweful puns are coming back to me now. :)
 I like it 
  August 23, 2012
Hahahaha great! Funny and a awesome build! It would be nice if you tiles the roof but its okay as it is :)
 I like it 
  August 23, 2012
One of my all time favorite rides!
 I like it 
  August 23, 2012
This was the first Disney ride I ever rode... -.- ah the memories.
 I like it 
  August 23, 2012
YESSSSS!! I always wanted to sneak out of the boat on this one when I was little -- who didn't!? :D
 I like it 
  August 22, 2012
hahaha! epic :P
 I like it 
  August 22, 2012
Nice build. The bad jokes definately made it seem like you're really there :)
 I like it 
  August 22, 2012
I think it would be great if someone from the Disney Corporation saw these and had you exhibit them!
 I like it 
  August 22, 2012
Nice... and I love the sick jokes! :)
 
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