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ME: Hello and Welcome, to our 4th SIGFIG ADVENTURE! This week, we are going to Carmel, CA (again), Mooro Bay, and LA! (again)
ME: Let me introduce you to our characters! This guy, in the red shirt, is Chuck. Not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
ME: Relax, I'm only serious!
Now, this is soldier, the WWII soldier.
ME: And to the far right, clone!
clone: I think soldier and I should have better names.
ME: I know, right? Your names aren't very creative.
ME: OK! Let's get this going! Everyone get in the car!
soldier: Oh no...
Soldier: This has got to be the most misrable car ride ever...
*puff of smoke*
Leprechaun: I'm Leppie! But you can call me leprechaun if you want my name to sound super lame!
Soldier: (whispers) His name sounds like a girl name!
Leppie: I HEARD THAT!!! Anyhow, I home in on extreme misery and strive to make you happy! I will give you 3 wishes!
Soldier: Hmmm... I wish for 15 hundred wishes!
Leppie: GRR... AAgh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE!!??
Leppie: I AM SO FILING A LAWSUIT OVER YOU!
clone: Wait! If you don't sue us, we'll let you come on our vacation!
Leppie: Hmm! Sounds neat! DEAL!
soldier: are you sure about this?
Clone: what will go wrong?
1 1/2 hours later
Leppie: Wanna hear more stories on my recent toenail infections?
Soldier: someone shoot me... Put me out of my misery!
*Leppie loads a clip into his gun* Leppie: that can be arranged
Soon we stopped in Carmel for lunch.
Soldier: what if Carmel was made of caramel?
Leppie: then I would break out into countless hives and have to go to the hospital for a two weeks.
Chuck: you're allergic to caramel?
Soldier: anybody have a snicker bar?
Chuck: seriously I go to sleep for one minute…
Soldier: it's an improvement. I don't have to look at your face anymore.
(I think the waitress looked at me funny when I took this one.)
Clone: eeww… Think of how many people bled to death to make this!
ME: Guys… It's tomato juice!
Leppie: ACK! Even worse!
Leppie: MM! Look at that delicious fruit!
Chuck: that's a lemon…
Leppie: so? Offers are sweet and savory! * Grabs a piece of lemon*
ME: see you at your funeral!
No description here.
chuck: EW! This cow farm smells awful! You know, I bet ninja swear that cloth over their face so they can't smell cow farms.
Leppie: Did Chuck drop out of first grade?
Chuck: no, silly! I dropped out of kindergarten!
ME: Look guys! Hearst Castle!
Clone: Hearse Castle!?
ME: No… I said-
Clone: I bet they named it that because they wanted to keep the tourists away.
It looks like it didn't work.
Soldier: what's so special about Hearst Castle anyway!?
Chuck: the Hearst family lived here, and the family owns some very popular newspapers and film companies.
Leppie: OH MY GOD HE'S HAVING A SMART ATTACK!
Chuck: shut up! All of you!
During the tour...
ME: Guys! Stop hogging the chair!
clone: NO! We'll never give it up!
chuck: That heavy guy looks like hes about to sit down!
In Morro Bay, we have dinner.
Leppie: Look! I sent a huge gold ingot!
Clone: that's not gold.
Leppie: Yes it is! Now if you would excuse me, I'm going to cash this in at Cash4gold!
soldier: good luck with that!
At the hotel…
Chuck: okay! Set it for 33 years in the future!
ME: what is this!?
Chuck: we found a time traveling device! Now press start!
ME: Oh, god.
The next day, we go golfing.
I drove a golf cart, and it was super fun.
Soldier: not for us! You drove like a mad man!
Later, we go to the beach.
Chuck: Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Clone: you know there's a reason I came up here! To get some peace and quiet!
Leppie: keep digging the hole guys!
ME: I don't think you guys have much to do here.
Chuck: Yaaay! I'm cave exploring!
Soldier: No your not! You're just sitting next to a crevice in that huge rock!
chuck: same thing right?
* Soldiers slapped his face with his hand*
(otherwise known as a face palm)
ME: I wish this fireplace wasn't a gas one. That would be a lot cooler.
Chuck: Wait… a gas fireplace? Eeeew!
ME: what's so gross about a fireplace that runs on natural gas?
Chuck: oooh… never mind…
Leppie: Yum! Hey! These are plastic! Fake! I'm filing a lawsuit over this restaurant!
Soldier: you file a lot of lawsuits, don't you?
Leppie: Yup! I just try to make the world a better place!
ME: * Rolls eyes*
We then stop in LA at my grandparents house.
Chuck: luck! I Found real snow just sitting on the sidewalk!
ME: Hey where's all the shaved ice!?
chuck: heh heh…
Chuck: let's boogie!
Chuck: isn't there a reason it's called a boogie board?
Soldier: this feels like D-day all over again.
Soldier: weeeee! Now, horsey ride off into the sunset!
Chuck: Umm... What?
Clone: Aaaah! Help! Pleeease! This is so scary! *sob* heeeeeeelllp!!!!
(I'll admit, even this freaked me out a bit)
Now, sadly, it's time to go home.
ME: well, it looks like this is over.
Clone: there's always next summer!
ME: yup! I hope you enjoyed!
Clone: Have A Great Rest Of Your Summer!
ME: *face palm*
Hope you enjoyed!
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Chuck: HI THERE!!! Is this the closing sentence?!? AAAAPHTHTPHTPTHTHTPPPP!!!!
ME: CHUCK! Get OUT of here!