Today, I will be showing to you the newest weapons designed by TLK Productions, and our military which implements them. This, is TLK Productions!
About this creation
An empty plaza lay quiet, when suddenly...
...a motorcycle flies into view!
It skidded to a halt.
The cyclist got off and reached up to his helmet.
He removed it and it was none other than Ian.
Ian- Hello, on Today's episode of TLK Productions we will discuss the weapons employed by our military, and the ranks in our military.
Ian- The first weapon is the Extreme Plasma Emitter,or EPE. It fires a heavy beam of plasma which immediately destroys whatever it hits. It is a highly effective weapon, but we are still getting the kinks out of it. I shall test fire it for you.
Ian- Ahhhhhhhh! Who Parked my bike there!!!!!
Ian- Well, that thing won't ride again. Too bad, that was my favorite one.
Ian- Anyway, the next weapon is the laser hammer. It is highly effective if you want to noisily destroy something.
Ian- Let me demonstrate on this beachhead obstacle.
Ian- Well this next weapon is much more subtle. It is a Plasma Sword. It is my design completely, and if you made it first too bad. :P JK.
Ian- Watch this!
Ian- Now onto the military. The lowest rank is the Security Droids. The guard most of our workshop.
Ian- The next lowest rank is the Ordinary Soldier. They have jetpacks! Thay fight in most of our battles.
Ian- Next are the Royal Guards. They guard the public entries to my workshop.
Ian- The next rank up is the Pilot. They drive all vehicles in our fleet.
Ian- The next rank is the Commanders. They command the ordinary soldiers.
Ian- The next rank is the High-Tech security. They guard my Brickcave and all my secret designs.
Ian- The highest rank is the scientists who help me design everything I make.
Ian- Well, that is it. if only I had something to test them with.
Suddenly three microfigs appear, carrying our weapons.
Blue- We have taken your weapons, bow before us.
Commander- I'll take care of them.
BLAM BLAM BLAM
The yellow is hit.
The commander was completly destroyed.
Scientist- Run Away! Run Away!
Ian- Guys! You left me! Guys!
Ian- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Well, see you later!
Nice weapons and figs! In fact, I have made that EXACT same laser sword, in the exact same colors, I just didn't have any use for it at the moment. BTW, those were MY microfigure henchmen, who came to teach you a lesson about stealing my designs! >:D