Entry to Mr. Xenomurphy's Superhero Contest. Best of luck! :D
About this creation
This is the link to Mr. Xenomurphy's Superhero Contest. My choice of category is number 2, Fail: What if a superhero fails to save the day? Build a vig (min 8 x 8, max 16 x 16) and show us a hero trying to avoid a catastrophe, fighting a villain or nature itself ï¿½ and failing horribly.
Okay, here is the story which I will tell you in the text!
The disease is coming, because.....
.....Hulk wanted to buy some pants. His old ones were teared so trying to fight anything was such an embarassment! He went to "Clothes 4 U!" shop. As you can see his grin, he is dissapointed with the quality.
"Hello sir, my name is Armon and I work at "Clothes 4 U!" so how may I help you with finding the right clothes? I see you are looking at are pants, any color you would like?"
"Hulk no find right pants. Hulk MAD. Hulk nude. Hulk want pants free."
Superhero Modesty Foliage! Now THERE'S a concept whose time has come! =) Worked for Adam & Eve, the originators of Herbal Undergarments; made SUPER by Doc Banner's brawny alter-ego. Cheers, m8! (excellent Humor, beeteedubs!)
I guess our Hulkster is a little ‘slow on the uptake’. Jeeez… he could’ve just shopped online for a pair of elastic waist khakis from L L Bean! They would have Fed-Exed them overnight and saved everyone a lot of embarrassment! Good One! :)