In Assassin's Creed III, the player takes control of Connor Kenway, a Native American assassin. His real name is Ratohnhaké:ton. And you thought pronouncing the names "Ezio Auditore da Firenze" and "Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad" was hard... This guy's got a colon in his name. A colon!

The game takes place during the Revolutionary War. Connor is mad at the English for being jerks and burning down his village, so I guess he joins the American rebels even though there's not much difference between the two in that regard. I mean, a lot of Native Americans sided with the English. But I guess, you know, America is a bigger target audience...

And of course, Ubisoft is French. Heheheh.

Here's my redcoat, a decaled version of the LEGO redcoats that come in the various Pirates sets. He's got him some snappy duds.

And here we have the assassin himself. I don't actually know if his hair is supposed to look like that, since they haven't released any pictures without his hood, but whatever. He's got a hatchet, a bow and arrow, that assassin stabby wrist thing, a sword, and a brace of pistols. Wouldn't be surprised if he has grenades too. Guy carries around a small arsenal!

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