Teacher: *nasally voice* Good morning, class. I'm going to call names, and when I call your name, please say if you did your homework or not. Thank you, class.

Joey?


Joey: Uh, yeah, I'm here. Well yeah, uh, I like, did my homework, but, like, this is what happened...


Joey: I was like, on a hike in the desert, and I, like, got lost, and I, like, was starving and stuff...


Joey: So yeah, like, I ate my homework cause I was, like, starving.

Teacher: I'll accept it this time, but let this teach a lesson to you! Always remember to keep a couple extra granola bars in your backpack.



Teacher: Sean?


Sean: Yeah dude, I did my homework, but you see man, I was swimmin' like a cool dude out at the beach...


Sean: And I got attacked by a shark... like, not cool, dude.


Sean: I fed it my homework, which it ate and then left me alone.

Teacher: That one sounds a bit stretched, but I'll accept it this time. Next time remember to bring a harpoon with you at all times when swimming!


Teacher: Sammy?

Sammy: Uh, what?

Teacher: Did you do your homework!?

Sammy: What homework? Oh yeah, that homework. Yeah. Yeah I did that.


Sammy: But you see, last night, I was sitting on the toilet...


Sammy: And I accidentally rolled out way too much toilet paper and made a mess on the floor. I rushed to clean it up because I know my mom always gets mad at me when I leave a mess of toilet paper on the floor. Oh yeah, and my homework fell out of my pocket in the rush to clean it up...


Sammy: So my homework got flushed down the toilet.


Teacher: Fine, whatever. Next time be more careful! OK, Ben, did you do your homework?

Sammy: Um, teacher?


Teacher: What do you want, Sammy!?

Sammy: Can I go the bathroom?

Teacher: Yes, go to the bathroom!


Teacher: OK, Ben... I'm listening.


Ben: Well, sir, my excuse might not be as extravagant as the other excuses... but at least I'll tell the truth. I didn't do my homework.

Teacher: And why not!?


Ben: I was building for the MocAthalon.

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The Builds:

Classroom. Note the bloodstains on the whiteboard.


Desert. Note the dead Canadian. Seriously, don't ask.


The other two mediocre scenes. Yes, I know the toilet doesn't look very good. But neither does your face.


My bedroom, filled with LEGOs! :D


Just some bushes outside the window ;)

Thanks for viewing! Wow, the MocAthalon is almost over! I better hurry up with my other entries! :P