Here is my entry for Team Ballistic Brickers in the Category of "Castaway".
This one requires a very short back story, so here it goes.
Mel Ancholy had been having a bad month, so he decided to take a cruise on the spur of the moment. But the cruise ship ran into a rather large whale, and I mean HUGE, and sunk. So he found himself on a deserted island with nothing but a pair of palm trees and a magic lamp. MAGIC LAMP!!! He rubbed it and out came, you guessed it, a genie. The genie told him he had unlimited wishes and that he could wish for what ever he wanted as long as it would fit on the island. So, Mel decked out his island with booze, food, women, and a satellite television. Oh, and a monkey with Elvis hair riding an ostrich, just for entertainment What more could a guy wish for?
Just like a man...making his wishes wants instead of needs like getting off the island! But at least he has dish TV he can get to see DANCING WITH THE STARS! Unless the chicks want to watch the Food Network!!! Did Elvis come back as a Monkey???