Name: Rock Monster Powers: Causes earthquakes, super strength, disgusting burp Origin: No one knows... Fights: Miners Rejected: Seriously? Killing innocent miners? That sounds more villainous than heroic. Besides, am I the only one here with a bad case of deja vu?
Name: Bigfoot Powers: Super strength Origin: Escaped gorilla that adapted to the North American environment. Fights: Criminals and loggers Rejected: This one might actually have been pretty interesting, but bigfoot fighting criminals sounds a little silly. Name: Crybaby Powers: Causes flood with tears Origin: Nearly drowned during a thunderstorm (lightning struck the water) Fights: Criminals Rejected: For crying out loud (No pun intended), she doesn't even DO anything. All she has to do is walk up to a criminal and cry, cry, cry. Name: SuperHippie Powers: Flys, super speed Origin: Came to earth from Planet Hippie Fights: Policemen, people fighting, etc. Rejected: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!! This guy is ridiculous!!!
Not bad. I think it would have been funnier if you came up with superheroes that are similar to existing ones and just barely didn't make the cut. Like a Batman equivalent who is constantly running out of funding.