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The Darwin Awards
About this creation
Here's my second entry for the 2012 MocAthalon. It's for the team
The "Expendables
. I built in the category of Darwin Awards: A throwback to Kelso's contest from a few years ago. Show someone unintentionally killing themselves in the most ironic way possible. The more crazier the better but it must be "grounded" (get it... that's a burial joke there...) in reality (to a point).

All the judges have been invited to Mr. Kelso's house. Spread throughout the rooms, havoc is sure to ensue...



In the lounge Kevin Walter and Chris Phipson discuss important issues...

Walter: "Hey Chris, check this out! Mark had some iocane poison lying around."



Phipson: "Awesome! Can I see it for a minute?"



Walter: "Sure, knock yourself out."



Phipson: "Heeheehee!" He empties the poison into his glass.



Phipson: "I challenge you to a battle of wits. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead."

Walter: "Uh..."



Phipson: "Enough talk, now we drink!" He drains his glass. "What you don't know is that I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."



Chris Phipson collapses.



*Facepalm* *CRACK!*



Walter: "Ahh, my glasses! ARGH, my EYES!!!"



Kevin Walter collapses to the floor, glass fragments having been driven through his head by an ill-planned "facepalm".



Upstairs Blake Baer browses through some of Kelso's stuff...

Baer: "Hey Mark, I didn't know you had a claymore!"

Kelso: "Look but don't touch!"



Baer: "Yeah, whatever old man."



Baer: "Looks sharp."



Baer: "And heavy."



Mr. Baer commences swinging the massive blade. *Swish, swish, swish*



*Swish-THOK!*



Downstairs Heath Flor, Mister Bones, and Mark Kelso hang out by "The Eye of Chaos"...

Flor: "Hey, I thought this was a costume party."



Kelso: "Nope."



Flor: "Fine. Well, I'll go talk with Chris and Kevin."



Flor: "Looks like someone couldn't hold their liquor..."



Flor: "No point wasting good wine!"



*THUD!*



Back in the LEGO room...

Kelso: "Thanks for helping me with the "Eye" Bones. It just needs that one panel to finish up the main infrastructure."

Bones: "Want me to pass it to you?"



Kelso: "Nah, I can get it."



*CRASH!* LEGO flies everywhere as the ceiling buckles and breaks, dropping over a hundred pounds of sharp plastic onto Mr. Kelso's back.



Fortunately Mr. Bones has a portable time machine, and he decides to go back in time to before Kelso's house was built so he could warn Kelso to reinforce the ceiling.



Unfortunately, he forgot that he was in the basement and his legs are trapped underground. Even worse, Kelso is just driving up to check out his new plot...



Mr. Kelso's LEGO room.



My favourite aspect of this room is the LEGO drawers here. I never imagined that LEGO stickers used on their intended piece would ever be useful.



The lounge. Trophies from creatures Kelso claims to have hunted are mounted on the walls, though only Phipson believes him.



The oddities room. (Sorry about the bloodstains, Mr. Kelso hasn't bothered to wipe the floor yet...)



The entrance hall. (Not featured in the story, I just had some extra space.) A fountain dominates the view.



The roof has some lettering on it... See if you can guess what it would say if the other half of the house was built.



A cherry tree.



And at the back Kelso has some pet chickens. And one of their relatives...

Thanks for stopping by!

Oh, and this is all in good fun without any disrespect meant.



Comments

 I like it 
  April 23, 2012
Funny stuff, and nicely built :)
 I like it 
  April 21, 2012
Nice work! I saw your comment about HEATHER I'd like to invite you to see my tribute to her: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/318529
 I made it 
  April 5, 2012
Quoting Kevin J. Walter Score = 4
Thanks!
  April 5, 2012
Score = 4
 I like it 
  April 4, 2012
That roof thing... I own the copyright to it.
 I made it 
  April 2, 2012
Quoting Heath 'kik36' Flor LOL you're right....never leave good liquor to waste. Score= 4
So true, thanks!
 I like it 
  April 2, 2012
LOL you're right....never leave good liquor to waste. Score= 4
 I like it 
  April 1, 2012
it says kelso!
 I made it 
  March 31, 2012
Quoting Mark Kelso LMAO. Score = 4
Thanks!
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  March 31, 2012
LMAO. Score = 4
 I like it 
  March 30, 2012
LMFAO!
 I made it 
  March 27, 2012
Quoting Mister Bones HAHAHAHA. Your score = 4
Cool, thanks!
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  March 27, 2012
HAHAHAHA. Your score = 4
 I made it 
  March 27, 2012
Quoting Chris Phipson Iocain... I'd bet my life on it... and there are the Princesses foot prints. She's alive... or was an hour ago. Oh wait, wrong category, my bad. Funny stuff here and some nice builds. Score of 4. ~ Chris.
Thanks!
 I made it 
  March 27, 2012
Quoting Blake Baer --Woops, forgot to add a score. Score: a solid 4
Thanks!
 I like it 
  March 27, 2012
Iocain... I'd bet my life on it... and there are the Princesses foot prints. She's alive... or was an hour ago. Oh wait, wrong category, my bad. Funny stuff here and some nice builds. Score of 4. ~ Chris.
 I like it 
  March 27, 2012
--Woops, forgot to add a score. Score: a solid 4
 I like it 
  March 27, 2012
Haha, quite humorous.
  March 27, 2012
NIce is it kelso?
 I like it 
  March 26, 2012
Haha, this is a very clever story! The build is amazing:) Great stuff, 5/5!
 I like it 
  March 26, 2012
Hahaha! That's hilarious! Probably the best Darwin Awards MOC in the 2012 MOCathalon!
 I made it 
  March 26, 2012
Quoting Quad ????? I think it's good enough to add to the group once you're ready.
Oh yeah, wouldn't want to forget!
  March 26, 2012
I think it's good enough to add to the group once you're ready.
 I like it 
  March 26, 2012
Brilliant! For both creation and your (great) sense of humor... Hope the judges will appreciate as we do.
 I like it 
  March 26, 2012
Funny thing, I loved especially how Kevin died. Brilliant story and lots of ideas and details.
 I like it 
  March 25, 2012
Cool!
 I made it 
  March 25, 2012
Quoting Quad ????? The whole story is hilarious and the build is great too! The only thing that seemed to lack was how Kevin died. Oh and maybe change the wording mentioning that the ceiling could not support the eye of chaos. Any ways Top notch!
Thanks! Unfortunately I don't know Mr. Walter as well as the others judges, so it was more difficult finding a way for him to die. I have changed the wording about the ceiling though, thanks for the advice!
 I like it 
  March 25, 2012
Haha, very nice. A couple of the rooms look a little cluttered, but overall a very good build.
 I like it 
  March 25, 2012
HAHAHA, very nice work! I love the joke with the dinosaur.
LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
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Admiral Varkov
  March 24, 2012
Great build! The rooms are perfect and the story is most hilarious!
LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
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Disaster Man
  March 24, 2012
Nice! I loved it!
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
The whole story is hilarious and the build is great too! The only thing that seemed to lack was how Kevin died. Oh and maybe change the wording mentioning that the ceiling could not support the eye of chaos. Any ways Top notch!
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
Lol! Brilliant.
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
Hm... the first one seems familiar... man in college drinks some poison everyday and proves he can build up an immunity, then one day gets sick, but continues to drink the poison... and dies?
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
Nice job! The builds are all excellent and it's funny to boot!
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
Crazzzzy Cool! Lovely furnished rooms! Great tale! Chickens with one of their relatives...! :)
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
lol, amazing build!
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
Haha! Those poor judges... Really neat build and a funny story. The real Darwin awards are always good for a laugh, too..
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
LOL. Cool story. XD
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
Oh I love it!! Make More!!
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
Very funny twists and turns with a great amount of detail in the build! Love it!
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
Great build! The story is funny too.
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
I guess YEISQ (and I am probably right!)
 I made it 
  March 24, 2012
Quoting Owl The Tribute Hahaha! Nice! I am guessing it would'a said Kelso!
Righto!
 I like it 
  March 24, 2012
Hahaha! Nice! I am guessing it would'a said Kelso!
 
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