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How sayings can ruin your life (comic)
Take the Inika Brick challenge! Find how many lightsaber hilts are in this moc, and post the answer in a comment! people who get it right i will fav them!
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STORY UPDATE: On March (date) 2012, Mocer Inika Brick proved that it WAS possible for sayings to ruin your life. ER, well, ruin your life under an unusual set of circumstances. Anyway, enjoy these examples of how sayings can ruin your life.

First up, the saying "finding a needle in a haystack."
Our story begins in a typical home in the suburbs. Here, we have the little boy in the red shirt, Timmy.
Timmy: Hey dad!
Dad (reading newspaper): HMM?
Timmy: When I grow up, I'm going to become a superhero and fight evil across the world!


Dad: *chuckles* You know what they say, Timmy. That's like finding a needle in a haystack.

Timmy: T-t-that's not true!
Dad: yes it is. You'll never be a superhero. (Sheesh, what a dream crusher!)
Timmy: NOOO! I'll prove you wrong! I'll find the closest haystack and pick a needle out of it.
Dad: I knew we should have got meds for this kid.

78 miles away, at the nearest haystack...
Timmy: HA! That was so EASY! I found a needle!


I knew I would prove dad wrong!

And the next saying... "an apple a day keeps the doctor away!"
Timmy: hey, dad... how can i prevent having to go to the doctor?


Dad: Well, an apple a day keeps the doctor away.


Two months later... at the doctor's office...
Nurse: Well, Timmy, its time to get your flu shot.


Timmy: NEVEEEEEEEEER!!!!
Nurse: What the-

Timmy: STAY BACK! YOU'LL NEVER GIVE ME A SHOT! I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS!!

Nurse: Now, now... Maybe if you just take a seat and-
Timmy: ALL DIPLOMATIC SOLUTIONS HAVE FAILED!!! THIS IS WAR!

Timmy: HAHAAA! YOUR NO MATCH FOR THIS APPLE! BECAUSE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA! STAND DOWN FIEND!!!



Timmy: I SAID STAND DOWN! STAAAAANNNDD DOOOOWWWN!!!
Nurse: This calls for drastic measures...

Timmy: GRR! YOUR RESTRAINTS WON'T HOLD ME FOREVER! UMFF... ER... YOUR CHAINS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY APPLE! EEERG! GEEZ, THESE RESTRAINTS ARE APPLE RESISTANT!
Nurse: kids. I swear, they're getting weirder and weirder.

And now, the saying "not everything that counts can be counted. Not everything that can be counted counts." -by albert einstein :)
At Timmy's school,
Teacher (not pictured): Now students, when i call your name, come up here and receive your graded test. Spencer, Adrian, Timmy...





Teacher: Timmy, I am sad to say that I am not at ALL impressed with your test score. Take a look.

Timmy: an F!?

Wait... You marked all the answers with check marks! That means all my answers are right! I should have an A+!!!!

Teacher: You know how the old saying goes, not everything that counts can be counted, not everyting that can be counted counts.

Timmy: THIS IS INSANE! THIS IS CRUELTY!!!

Teacher: BE QUIET! You can't question the saying made by the genius Albert Einstein! NOW TAKE YOUR SEAT!

Timmy: YOU TYRANT! MY DAD WILL SUE YOU!! HE'LL MAKE YOUR... LIFE... MISREBLE!!!

*reloads* Teacher: TAKE... YOUR... SEAT.

Timmy: HA! you don't scare me, evil-doer! If you shoot me, you'll go to jail! hahahahaha! You'll have to chain me to my chair to make me sit down! Hahahahaha!

Timmy: me and my big mouth.

Next morning...
Dad: GOOD MORNING TIMMY! IT'S A BRIGHT SUNNY DAY!!!
Timmy: mmmmmf... go away.


Dad: C'mon son! It's the weekend! Let's take a 5 mile run!
Timmy: Hav'ya ever thought about decaf coffee dad?

Dad: Or maybe a run is too extreme. Wanna go skydiving?
Timmy: DAD! GO AWAY! IT'S 5:00 IN THE MORNING!!!!

Dad: FINE! But the early bird gets the worm.

Timmy: Ewww... that just convinced me to never get up early. I mean, i wake up early and I have to eat a worm?? What the heck?


Next saying...
(timmy is currently riding down a hill on a piece of wood he found in the garage)





Timmy: here i go...

Timmy: Wheeee!!

AAAAAAAARRGH!!



Timmy: Yeah. But I'll NEVER MAKE THIS JUMP! It'll take forever! Maybe 2 weeks! I can't wait that long!
Dad: WHOA! THAT WAS A PRETTY NASTY FALL YOU TOOK RIGHT THERE! ARE YOU OK!?

Dad: well, you know, good things come to those who wait.

timmy: oh. ok.

2 hours later...

dad: meaning you actually have to keep trying.
Timmy: YOU COULD'VE BEEN SPECIFIC!!!!!

Dad: well, hope you've liked this moc!

Dad: and like this moc, because you know the old saying, treat others the way you want to be treated!

Timmy: OK, dad, stop with the sayings already.


Teacher: YOU! TIMMY! THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO SIT DOWN WHEN TOLD!!!
Timmy: uh oh...




Comments

  August 28, 2012
Cool lego story and nice photos.
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  August 16, 2012
Oh this is funny! great work!
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  August 11, 2012
Funny! Nice job!
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  May 12, 2012
I've found three hits!
  May 10, 2012
Three or six, I can't tell because there was a blurry light gray object in the Doctor pics witch probably wasn't a hilt but I don't know for sure.
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  April 6, 2012
Quoting Bob the almighty Nice! That was pretty funny. Today was good, today was fun, tomorrow was another one.-Dr. Seuss. Try to ruin someone's life with THAT!
I'm stumped. X)
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  March 27, 2012
Nice! That was pretty funny. Today was good, today was fun, tomorrow was another one.-Dr. Seuss. Try to ruin someone's life with THAT!
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  March 20, 2012
Quoting Disaster Man I meant some sayings.
um, ok.
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  March 18, 2012
Hahaha! Some of these almost made me bust a gut! Great Job!
inika brick
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Disaster Man
  March 17, 2012
I meant some sayings.
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  March 17, 2012
Quoting Disaster Man That, I think, was pretty funny. Just don't take everything seriously. 3 hilts.
what do you mean, dont take everything seriously?
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  March 17, 2012
Quoting < Insert Name Here > . ih say free-hundoored fousand light sabers!! IT IS SO!!!!! (3 light saber hilts) (P.S. do unfinished parenthesis annoy you?
well, no. i hardly even notice them. But, i can see there is one at the end of your sentence. :)
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  March 17, 2012
wow. looks like i got some faving to do. :)
inika brick
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Juha Manner
  March 15, 2012
I find 3 lightsabers and excellent comic! 5/5!!!
inika brick
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Disaster Man
  March 15, 2012
That, I think, was pretty funny. Just don't take everything seriously. 3 hilts.
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  March 15, 2012
ih say free-hundoored fousand light sabers!! IT IS SO!!!!! (3 light saber hilts) (P.S. do unfinished parenthesis annoy you?
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  March 15, 2012
3 lightsabers
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  March 15, 2012
3 lightsabers
  March 15, 2012
LOL! 3 lightsabers.
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  March 15, 2012
they're 3 lightsaber hilts now fave me please oh yeah cool MOC
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  March 15, 2012
Funny! I limm'ed(laughed in my mind)! and I counted 3 lightsaber hilts
 
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