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MOCathalon Team ANZAC. "Death by Poop-chute!"
Here is my second entry! I've really gotten into the building nack now!
About this creation
MOCathalon 2012

Team ANZAC

My category: 7. Darwin Awards
A throwback to Kelso's contest from a few years ago.
Show someone unintentionally killing themselves in the most ironic way
possible. The more crazier the better but it must be "grounded" (get
it... that's a burial joke there...) in reality (to a point).

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Back in the Ye-olde Middle Ages they didn't have the fancy types of toilets we have today; they had a poop-chute: A chute leading all the way to the moat. When I heard about this in History Class the other day it got me wondering; what happens when it gets blocked? This ignited an extremely funny and enjoyable build for the MOCathalon.....


Poor peasant Balak Sanders was given a job by His Lordship to monthly clean out the "Poop-chute" of his castle. Balak was horrified at the prospect of cleaning poo out of a narrow chute but he needed the coin badly, so he accepted. Little did he know that his new job would lead to his death.......

Two rancid, horrible years after he was given the job by His Lordship, The Poop-chute, as it had become known, was clogged. A few days earlier His Lordship had held a great feast in honor of his son, who was getting married.There was a lot of merriment, eating, drinking and pooping which had lead to the huge blockage. His Lordship instructed Balak to clean in out for him. Balak and his son, Harrison, spent all day poking and prodding up the chute, all day until Balak was satisfied that the blockage was clear. He instructed Harrison to go up to the top floor and drop a fist sized rock down the chute to make sure it was completely unblocked. Balak waited at the bottom to hear the rattle of the rock coming down the chute. After a few minutes he heard the familiar sound of the rock coming on it's way down. He waited at the bottom ready to catch it as it came out, but the rock didn't come. He stood there listening, and then he heard it: a wet, sliding noise.......and then the slide turned into an avalanche as a huge blockage Balak had missed,became unblocked by the falling stone. The poo flew down the chute and burst out the funnel and covered Balak completely. After a minute or two he drowned.......in poo. Boy what a way to go!



The entire vig.


Here you can see Balak covered in to poo.


A close up of Balak and the huge pile of poo.


Side View.


The stream. Credit goes to August. for his brilliant water design.


The wall. I'm very satisfied with this.


The top of the wall or ramparts. Here we can see Duncan (hehehe, get it DUNGcan?) the sentry. He doesn't seem too happy about the terrible smell.


The back of the ramparts.


Eeeewwwww.....






Duncan the sentry.


Rest in faeces Balak!



Comments

  April 24, 2012
I wanted to say that feces are not funny and they rarely have the dark tan colouring, but then I noticed how you gave the credit for a simple technique that is too simple to own to some random person who has not even used it first. It seems you do not have the best perception of quality, which can be improved by reading books and poems and listening to classical music, giving you a taste of complexity and aesthetics.
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  April 19, 2012
Well built, well photographed. It seems to me that such a vent would be higher off the ground (so the pile would never reach the height of the hole) and it would be on an over hang (so it would not need to be cleaned or helped along...). The narrative seems a bit unlikely, but who can say. Attack!
  April 14, 2012
Gross
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  April 7, 2012
Hahaha...eeewwww....HILARIOUS!!!
  March 17, 2012
Score = 3
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  March 15, 2012
Hilarious!
  March 15, 2012
First of all, that's gross. Second of all, it's funny too! Score= 3
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  March 15, 2012
Score of 3. ~ Chris.
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  March 15, 2012
Score of 3. ~ Chris.
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  March 14, 2012
Aww Man! Ticky in the mouth! Nice job!
  March 13, 2012
Score = 2
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  March 13, 2012
That is both funny and disturbing.... I'm torn between which...
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  March 13, 2012
Quoting Ian Spacek Wow, this is utterly terrible in a hilarious kind of way. I'm not really sure what to make of it. Definitely not the way you wanna' go...always felt bad for those peasants! It's kind of disturbing to know that people really had to do...that.
Yeah, I double checked with my history teacher to make sure it was true and about 2 hours on the web also uncovered at least 1 case of someone dying on the job!
  March 13, 2012
Lol. And you know what happens pretty much immediately once you die? Yeah... just add it to the pile i guess... :x
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  March 13, 2012
Haha brilliant! That poor poor guy.
E. B.
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August .
  March 12, 2012
Uhh. :P I don't know what to say... Awesome in a really gross way? :P Very nice build, Eli. ;)
  March 12, 2012
That's Great ... In a very weird way XD
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  March 12, 2012
Poop Chute XD
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  March 12, 2012
Wow, this is utterly terrible in a hilarious kind of way. I'm not really sure what to make of it. Definitely not the way you wanna' go...always felt bad for those peasants! It's kind of disturbing to know that people really had to do...that.
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  March 12, 2012
i say it is a good build i was just eating a brownie so i might not eat the 2nd one now and very good job the story good the build good 10/10
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  March 12, 2012
Quoting Nick Sanza An even worse-er job than cleaning poo is cleaning up peasants that are killed by poo (Next possible story?)
I like your thinking!
  March 12, 2012
Your score = 3
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  March 12, 2012
An even worse-er job than cleaning poo is cleaning up peasants that are killed by poo (Next possible story?)
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  March 12, 2012
An even worse-er job than cleaning poo is cleaning up peasants that are killed by poo (Next possible story?)
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  March 12, 2012
Quoting Blake Baer I am assuming that they just left Balek lying there. They probably didn't want to touch him... Score: 3
Thanks Blake!
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  March 12, 2012
I am assuming that they just left Balek lying there. They probably didn't want to touch him... Score: 3
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  March 12, 2012
well i wouldn't want to go to his funeral :)
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  March 12, 2012
Quoting bluespartan 343 Very creative, he will smell of poo for a while :P
Nope. He's dead so I'll doubt he cares what he smell of!
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  March 12, 2012
Very creative, he will smell of poo for a while :P
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  March 12, 2012
lol This is great Eli. Very niice wall. Hope you get good scores mate.
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  March 12, 2012
Quoting The Timinater ! only thing is, the water wouldn't be crystal-clear. it would be filled with poo.. oh, well, I like the wall!
I'ts been blocked for a couple of days remember? That would give it a chance to clear out =P.....gross.
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  March 12, 2012
only thing is, the water wouldn't be crystal-clear. it would be filled with poo.. oh, well, I like the wall!
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  March 12, 2012
One word, epic!
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  March 12, 2012
Ouch. poor guy.
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  March 12, 2012
Kind of disguisting, hey! I'm eating right now! LOL!
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  March 12, 2012
Haha poor guy, great build E.B.
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  March 12, 2012
The build is amazing! Great idea and very good part usage!
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  March 12, 2012
What can I say... a poop story is always good for a laugh... perhaps even an extra point?! Anywho... nice wall! :)
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  March 12, 2012
Quoting Robin Longstride What did I just read? JK Nice job man! Even though it was a little weird....
Yeah I must agree with you there XD
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  March 12, 2012
What did I just read? JK Nice job man! Even though it was a little weird....
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  March 12, 2012
Uuhhh....What's all with that <R49 there? XD JK. :)
 
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