This is my entry for the MOCAthalon 2012: 7. Darwin Awards
A throwback to Kelso's contest from a few years ago.
Show someone unintentionally killing themselves in the most ironic way
possible. The more crazier the better but it must be "grounded" (get
it... that's a burial joke there...) in reality (to a point). My Team: Perpetual Motion Squad.
I felt like the story somewhat missed the irony that accompanies the Darwins. Usually the person does something so ridiculous that we're grateful for them eliminating themselves from the gene pool. Looking at a pretty lady and letting your imagination distract you probably isn't all that unusual. Still, a very nice creation, and the aesthetic alone is worth a solid 3.
I know English isn't your first language so there won't be any markdown for the little mistakes there. And seriously, who HASN'T seen a hot chick and fallen off a ladder onto a pitchfork? It's a weekly occurance for me... Score of 4. ~ Chris.