24. The Dog Ate My Homework
Heard that one a million times. But, show us YOUR best reason for not having it to hand in. Did it get caught in the garage door opener? Did you get attacked by a bus full of angry penguins? What's your excuse, mister?
Kai: I hope I am not late!
Sensei Wu: You're just in time!
Sensei Wu: Now, let me see your attacking strategies.
Sensei Wu: Hmm. Quite modern. Bonking the skeleton's head with a wrench. Nice!
Sensei Wu: Ahh! Dressing up as a skeleton and attacking them undercover. Great!
Sensei Wu: Lightning that strikes twice. It's true, Lightning does strike twice!
Sensei Wu: Great strategy indeed! Using the power of nature to attack!
Sensei Wu: Kai! Where's your homework!?!?
Kai: Let's just say...
Kai: ... a cat pooped on it.
Sensei Wu: There aren't any cats in this town.
Kai: ... I was too busy meditating.
Sensei Wu: That isn't the homework.
Kai: I was having a hard time doing sharpshooting.
Sensei Wu: Didn't I help you on that procedure?!?!
Kai: I lost the paper in the sewer.
Sensei Wu: Since when are there sewers in dirt roads!?!
Soon, Kai's alibis turned into more nonsense.
Kai: I saw a portal ...
Kai: ... so I jumped into it, and ended up in a race ...
Kai:...and then a car ran over it.
Sensei Wu: *Groans*
Kai: Wait no! I saw a portal ...
Kai: ... it took me to Antarctica. I saw a penguin with a knife. It chased me ...
Kai: ... and pierced my paper.
Sensei Wu: Such imagination!
Kai: A rock monster appeared and took my paper.
Kai: It's so hard! I worked all night.
Kai: My roof was on fire.
Sensei Wu: IMPOSSIBLE, IMPOSSIBLE, IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Kai: I give up! I know you won't like this, but the dog ate my homework.
Sensei Wu: O.K. Show me the dog tomorrow, and I will half your homework tonight.
The next day ...
Kai: Here's my homework!
Sensei Wu: Good!
Kai: Here's my dog, his name is Smokie.
Sensei Wu: He's cute.
Kai: He also .. .huh!?!?
Smokie: Munch munch!!
Kai: NO!!! THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is Kai's house. It has a bamboo plant and a barrel in the front lawn.
Inside the house's left side, it has a lamp and a telephone.
Inside the house's right side, it has a clock and a desk.
This is the spot of meditating. I imagined that the red part is a mat and the black part is Kai's shadow.