Secret Santa paid a visit to my house! Can you guess who it is?
About this creation
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
I heard the strange mutterings of some stupid louse.
That cretin should be hung! How could he dare
break into MY house with my family all there.
With my daughter fast asleep in her warm comfy bed,
I'd beat him senseless! I'd beat him half-dead!
With Momma in a panic, and I half asleep,
I'd bash out his brains, that brazen creep!
Then into our room he strolled with a strut,
I sprang from the bed proceeded to kick his butt.
Startled and scared, Ma screamed for a cop,
and I broke his jaw with one mighty pop!
With a muffled moan he fell right quick,
that's when I realized that it was St Nick.
He was in bad shape, just barely alive and so cold,
so I put him in his sleigh and sent him home to the pole.
"Go Dasher! Go, Dancer! Go, Prancer and Vixen!
Get out of here, Comet! Get lost, Blitzen!
Get off my porch! stay clear of my wall!
Get out of here before I shoot you all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
They got out of there in the blink of an eye
So up to the North Pole those reindeer flew,
With a word of warning for old St Nicholas, too.
"If you're gonna sneak around in the dead of night
and come to MY house, be ready to fight."
They circled the house, giving me the evil eye,
then I heard a pained voice splitting the sky.
"Christmas means love, Christmas means fun,
when I come back next year, I'm bringing a gun!"
Note: Apologies to C. Clement Moore, author of "A Visit From St. Nicholas."
All right, gang, now you get to guess which of the following offenders sent this vig to me. Was it:
Matt David?
Stuart Delahay?
Kevin Walter?
Giovanni Seynhaeve?
Mister Bones?
Mr. Xenomurphy?
Hans Dendauw?
Leda Kat?
Master SHifu Leo J?
Dave Kaleta?
Tyler Halliwell?
Lee Jones?
Heath Flor?
Stacy Sterling?
Dave Sterling?
Chris Phipson?
Mark Kelso?
El Barto?
or
Yuri Fassio?
I would be remiss if I didn't offer my most sincere thanks to my Secret Santa, who sent me a most awesome present (and something extra special I'm reserving all for myself).
Just head on over to the Secret Santa group and check the rest of the models out. Many thanks and much love to Dave Kaleta, the man who started this madness! Way to go, Dave!
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December 30, 2011 |
Not a clue, but not many people left on my list either, so I say Kevin. |
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December 29, 2011 |
Is it Tyler's? I could have said Phipson, but he abandoned this low-res, direct and effective approach to humour over a year ago... so Tyler. |
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December 29, 2011 |
Totally Lee, unless it was someone else PRETENDING to be Lee... hummm... |
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December 29, 2011 |
Lee :) |
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December 29, 2011 |
LMFAO ok, this is def Phipson! |
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December 26, 2011 |
The good Dr. Jones. |
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December 26, 2011 |
Phip. |
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December 25, 2011 |
Phippety doo da.~H |
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December 24, 2011 |
Looks Phipsonish to me! |
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December 24, 2011 |
Bones or Yuri |
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December 24, 2011 |
Quoting Mark Kelso
Throwing a dart here...bones? Hope you guys are doing well. I'll try to give ya a buzz some time next week while you're on break. Hopefully we can catch up. Meanwhile, you guys have a wonderful Christmas! Hope to see ya in 2012.
Yes, most certainly do that. The girls were asking about you the other day -- all the best from us to you! |
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December 24, 2011 |
Throwing a dart here...bones? Hope you guys are doing well. I'll try to give ya a buzz some time next week while you're on break. Hopefully we can catch up. Meanwhile, you guys have a wonderful Christmas! Hope to see ya in 2012. |
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December 23, 2011 |
A Leia torso? Santa getting his *** kicked? Bedroom scene? Chris Phipson, no doubt! |
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December 23, 2011 |
This might be Gio, but I've no idea. Great work, whoever it was! |
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December 23, 2011 |
I am going with Phipson on this one. Lee |
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December 23, 2011 |
Having actually seen you (Dennis) running through brickworld in your tighty whities screaming "Get them off me, get them off me!" I've had that image burned into my brain and would never want to recreate it so... I know I've already guessed him once but I'll go with Shifu. ~ Chris. |
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December 23, 2011 |
Well, in all honesty, I thiiiiink it's Phipson. No reason. Just blindly accusing now. |
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December 23, 2011 |
The Good Doctor Lee Jones |
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December 23, 2011 |
This has got to be Phipson |
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December 23, 2011 |
Hmmmmm.....a bedroom scene, Mister D looking all buff in his tighty whities.....must be someone who has seen both, so….PHIPSON! |
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