Kelso: Welsome to Round One of the PokéMOC League Tournament! I'm Mark Kelso, Moderator, Painter, and all-around god. I'm humble, too. I will be your opponent today. Espen, are you ready? You know the rules?
Espen: Um, yeah, but, um, go over them one for time for, uh, clarity.
Kelso: *sigh* you send out your Pokémon, you battle, you win or lose. Savvy?