Welcome to the Paradise island of St Jack! Feel free to take a look around. :)
About this creation
Welcome to the Paradise City of St Jack! St Jack, who for some reason is not mentioned in the Bible was a kind man. He enjoyed the party life and had a love for alcohol, ladies and spending huge amounts of money! Other Saints say he was greedy but who doesn't love partying? Thousands of years later (today) an Island was discovered and plans were made to turn it into a paradise party island! The plans went ahead and the Island was named after St Jack.
That is the back story of this wonderful island but lets have a quick look around shall we?
The ancient lighthouse was built way before the island was transformed and still stands today. It is the only thing left to show off the islands past and is a daytime tourist attraction. *The lighthouse design was stolen from the immensely huge town of Shannononia*
The 'Golden hotel' is a cheap and quite dirty hotel in which people stay mainly for Stag/Hen nights as these wild parties are band everywhere else. It has a nice view of the sea and the ancient lighthouse. *Its not really gold, it's just cheap yellow paint* :)
The crusty clam is an old bar which brews its own scrumpy beer. It is quite often that people laugh at this hardcore bar because of the name. But I promise you this bar does not sell any type of Crusty burger and talking sponges are rarely seen. This bar is for the hardcore biker type. Have a pint!
This tall blue tower is in fact a very posh restaurant. The actual restaurant is located in a large elevator which moves slowly up and down. It has a spectacular view at the top and has plenty of tea and scones!(I'm English hehe) You have to be quite fast at eating though because it is £100 for a trip up and down.
This modern looking shiny building is a secret spy agency tower. It is awkwardly placed here as this is a very unlikely place for terrorists to look. Nobody knows what happens in there, all we know is a couple of limos turn up outside every morning and evening filled with posh nosh people inside.
This is the Town hall. It is probably the calmest place on the whole island! No partying, drunkards or nuisance. It has a small museum inside which costs a couple of quid to get in and has nothing more than a piece of tree which once stood on the island. It has a very nice garden which belongs to the Mayor (ME!!!)
There are a couple of beach side shops. The funky looking green and orange one is a surf/skate shop. It is full of youths and 'Dudes' hanging out. May I mention that the waves here on the island are huge! In the middle is the novelty lighthouse gift shop filled with postcards and other useless memorabilia. On the end is the famous chilli house. It is home to some of the spiciest chillies on the planet! *Warning any injury to tongue in the chilli house is not the houses fault and will not be held responsible*
Thank you very much for coming to the city and we hope to see you soon!
I want to keep adding and expanding the city just like Shannon did. And by the way I love Shannononia, take a look at it (after you have commented obviously) Haha!
You have quite an imagination. Good, 'cuz I will be following the progresss and building development of your little city. I'm not British, but from what little I know of the Isle of Mann (which really isn't much), seems like the 'goings on' there at certain times of the year are similar to your little city?