Hello everybody, I'm Og the caveman! Come and join me on a tour of my wonderful, innocent looking little house.
Ha ha! Gotcha! This isn’t my house; this is, in fact, my official headquarters! I’m going to give you a tour of the place, starting with my private army. That’s right, you heard me, PRIVATE ARMY! A caveman can improvise can’t he?
First, I have my standard infantry, nothing special.
Next I have my commando squad, dubbed “The Dark Force”.
I also have volunteers. Wait; is that Bob the Almighty in the back?
Finally I have my, err, experiments. Don’t worry, they volunteered to be like this, I
swear!
This company also spends millions of dollars each year on scientific research. Here you see scientists breeding living, breathing, humanoid beings from plants.
We also sponsor research in space. Here you see a nuclear miss- I mean satellite, about to be shot into space.
This is the board of directors. They are in charge of everything that goes on around here. See the guy in the middle in blue? He’s the vice president of the company. “Who’s the president?” you may ask. ME! OF COURSE! I thought that was kind of obvious. Well, until next time!