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The Five Jedi!
Team Newbrick's entry into the SW MOCathalon category "The Five Jedi". Sorry the pictures aren't up to the Flikr quality, It would have been very tedious uploading all these pics and copying the codes :) Sit back, grab a bottle of blue milk and enjoy!
About this creation
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SW MOCathalon
Team Newbrick

*Cue Star Wars chase music*



3 Rebel Blockade Runners speed through the war land that is space.



They are in hot pursuit by a huge Imperial Castle 57. Laser blasts fly!



Meanwhile in the Home One briefing room…..
Soldier 1: You want to be aiming it higher!
Soldier 2: No no, you want to be increasing the power! Have you never played Angry Birds before?



Leia: *cough cough*
Commander: Oh didn’t see you there. Heh heh. Let’s begin the meeting.



Commander: We are facing serious attacks from the New Empire.



Commander: Their new war machines are wiping out all our forces. We need a new strategy….



Leia: And that is why I am here. There have been reports of other Jedi in the Universe, and I know where they are.



Soldier 1: MOCpages? That doesn’t sound like a Jedi palace – it sounds like some sort of dump!



Leia: And here are the eight ones whom the force is strong with. We have to choose 5 of them to train.
Soldier 2: Why only train 5 and not all 8 of them?
Leia: Because the MOCathalon category is called “the 5 Jedi”, not “the 8 Jedi”! Silly you.



Leia: Let’s take all of them other than E.K.O., JC and Gypsy.
Commander: But what’s going to happen to them?
Leia: I don’t care, they’ll probably be “taken to the Dark Side “ or something. Heh heh.



In a secret Rebel hide out buried deep in a dune on the sandy planet of Tatooine (not to be confused with Jabba the Hutt’s new tattoo parlour, Tattooine).

Luke: Welcome to Jedi training! I am Luke, this is Leia and Han – we are going to be your tutors.



Luke: OK, first lesson. CommanderFix, do you know what a lightsaber is?
Fix: Sure!
Luke: Good, you’re ready!



*lightsaber zoomph!*
*SPLAT*



*Flaming roar*
Students: AHHHHHHH!



*Even loader flaming roar*
Students: (EVEN LOUDER) AHHHHHHH!



Students: What?
Luke: Lucky that was just a dummy Fix, it burnt really well!



Luke: Me and Leia are now going to demonstrate a lightsaber battle.
Leia: Make sure you always do some funky acrobatic moves!



Leia: Always jump up onto really high platforms to build some tension.



Leia: And finally, cross your lighsabers and put your faces really close to eachother. You then shout insults at eachother. Luke, you have a stupid Justin Beiber haircut – there I said it!



Rocky training montage time! (start humming the music)



And so the Jedi (and Han) trained the younglings for 10 whole years.
The force became strong with them and they grew into men. George hoped that he didn’t become an ostrich again, after what happened when he became one of the fantastic 5….

Presenting:



CommanderFix with his Dark Green Lightsaber (sorry, I don’t have a dark green one so we’ll have to make do with light green)!



Ken and his light green lightsaber!



Kazuki (he’s a vampire for no apparent reason) with his light blue lightsaber!



Jag with his twin purple lightdaggers!



And finally….. oh dear. Here’s, um, George the ostrich man with his dark blue lightsaber. At least he’s cooler than his super hero form!



They are, the 5 Jedi!



Fix: Hey, what’s that coming over the hill?
Kazuki: Is it a monster? (cheesy song lyric joke)
Jag: I think you’re the only monster here Kazuki!
George: I think it’s worse than that……



All: DROID ARMY!



Han: Where did the New Empire get Battle Droid plans from?
Leia: Who knows. Let’s just try and defeat them!



*lightsaber and laser blast noises*



Ken: Why can’t we take these guys down? If only I could talk strategies with someone with someone whose fought Battle Droids before……



Jar Jar: Hallo! Meesa defeated Battle Droids by…….



*Zoomph* *SPLAT*
Ken: Not now Jar Jar, I’m trying to think.



Luke: Darth JC?! Darth Gypsy?! Emperor E.K.O.?! The Dark Side of the Force has struck these ones……



*Start humming “Duel of Fates”, occasional adding lightsaber slices and explosions*



The battle began to settle. E.K.O., JC and Gypsy were still standing. George and Gypsy were in a duel.



*ZOOMPH, ZOOMPH-ZOOMPH*



George made a clever move and got Gypsy to the ground.
George: Don’t try and trick me out of this by saying you’re my father or something……
Gypsy: But George, I AM your farther!
George: NOOOOOOOOOOO, hey wait, I don’t believe you! Prove it!
Gypsy: Remove my helmet, let me see you, with my own eyes.



*tssssssss*
Gypsy: My, son!
George: Father!



*Cue that emotional music from the end of “the Empire Strikes Back”*



*SPLAT*



JC: Did you see that E.K.O.! I killed Traitor McOstrich and his stupid son!



E.K.O.: Gooood, gooooood! Lets go home, maybe we could pick up a fried chicken bucket on the way – I’m peckish.



Jag: There’ll be no fried chicken eating whilst I’m still alive!



*ZOOMPH!*



Jag: Ken! Leia! Han! You’re still alive!
Leia: I think everyone else must have died…..



Luke: Don’t worry guys, I’m still here. I’m the main character so you can’t kill me!

The story then continued, as that was just the first wave of Battle Droids. Everyone died the end.

Joking! No one died! Well, quite a few people died but no one after Jag’s slaughter-session.

Well the death of Jar Jar kind of made up for everything.

The actual end. Thanks for viewing!


Fourth Wall: This was a really enjoyable build! The best part was making the figures, but also the mini ships. I am also quite impressed with my Rebel Briefing Room Ipod Touch holder :D



Comments

 I like it 
  June 27, 2014
That was great!
 I like it 
  May 29, 2013
OMG that was sooooo funny ! i love that dialougue :)
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  April 13, 2012
i like it . 5 points. please, view my page
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  April 12, 2012
Now THAT is how Jar Jar has to die. Hilarious by the way(:
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  September 12, 2011
That was so funny! I love it especially the part when the dummy burns up!
  September 7, 2011
anrgy birds!!!!!
 I like it 
  August 19, 2011
You killed Jar Jar! "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!" ~Charlie Brown
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  July 26, 2011
Quoting AA (Noname) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KuvQeABNlw (sorry for the horrible quality).
I love that :) I have all three of the Family Guy Star Wars Episodes on DVD.
 I like it 
  July 26, 2011
Everything was AWESOME!!!!!
George G.
AA (Noname)
  July 24, 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KuvQeABNlw (sorry for the horrible quality).
 I like it 
  July 24, 2011
Wow, no fried chicken :( that brings down your score to 5/5... Could have been better, like 5/5! instead of 5/5...
 I like it 
  July 24, 2011
hey will u jion my cyoas plz
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  July 24, 2011
Quoting crash 703 *Que crowd chanting* Write a book! Write a book! *End crowd chanting* Awesome story! Using the ipod as a screen was genius! I thought when jag jumped up you were gonna make a crack about those short blades.
I've made that joke before: "Haha, my weapon's longer than yours." "Ah man." "My weapon's gone floppy!"
 I like it 
  July 24, 2011
hehehehehe! awesome! love the angry birds thing, the Imperial Castle 57 looks amazing, and I love the story- love how things tied in here and there. great job!
 I like it 
  July 24, 2011
*Que crowd chanting* Write a book! Write a book! *End crowd chanting* Awesome story! Using the ipod as a screen was genius! I thought when jag jumped up you were gonna make a crack about those short blades.
 I like it 
  July 23, 2011
Brilliant, I love the ostriches and the screen, is it an Ipod touch screen? Please could you comment on my latest MOC. Thanks so much :)
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  July 23, 2011
Quoting Ben (Flare) . Whoah lol. They should like write a book from it, lol.
I should write a book :)The story would just be one long set of jokes and it would be jam packed with innuendos!
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  July 23, 2011
Whoah lol. They should like write a book from it, lol.
George G.
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Toa Oblivious ,Master of Earth
  July 21, 2011
:O
George G.
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Darth Lowe (On Holiday :D )
  July 21, 2011
That is really funny, and great jedi, i like the Ostrich!!!!! :D
George G.
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AA (Noname)
  July 21, 2011
My favorite part was the micro-models, but the briefing room and the ostrich-headed drama was funny. Anyway, I invited you to an important group, please join.
George G.
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Felagund _
  July 21, 2011
Haha! Awesome! I especially like the darth gipsy and his son.
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  July 21, 2011
Hahaaha! This is great! Commander Fix looks like Robert Downey Jr xD I love the ships and the story! I never would have guessed Darth Gypsy was George's father :D 5 points!
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  July 21, 2011
Hehe! Angry birds!
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  July 21, 2011
Quoting AA (Noname) My favorite part was the micro-models, but the briefing room and the ostrich-headed drama was funny. Anyway, I invited you to an important group, please join.
Thanks. I joined your group and I sent you an important message...
 I like it 
  July 21, 2011
Very enjoyable, your commentaries really made me laugh. The builds were excellent as well, especially the rebel briefing room.
 I made it 
  July 21, 2011
Quoting Connor Simpson This made a highly entertaining read, and I love the micro ships. Also, that thing about crossing lightsabers and putting faces really close is very true.
I am a highly entertaining person :P In every lightsaber duel, they ALWAYS do the lightsaber cross thing!
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  July 21, 2011
Quoting Ben Cossy HAHA Brilliant! Loved every moment of it! Brilliant work on the build! Great work mate ;)
Ah thanks mate :D
 I made it 
  July 21, 2011
Quoting Chris Emproto and Nick Doyle :--:
Thanks for liking the Ipod!
 I made it 
  July 21, 2011
Quoting MCLegoboy ! GOOOD, GOOOOO. . . . .Intermission (Cantina band playing in the background. Ten minutes go by.) Get on with it! Yes, Get on with it! YEAH!. . . . .OOOOO(GET ON WITH IT!)OOOOOD. Hence forth you shall be known as Darth...Schtick. Err um, well, now that that's over, you did a great job, I laughed. A little chaotic, but whatever. Why JAR JAR?! Imperial Battle Droids, HMMM? That would make an interesting build if it were possible to be purist where the droids were white. Anyway, my comment is getting lengthy so I should probably stop typing and-- GET ON WITH IT!-- Um, bye.
Why Jar Jar? Because he's HO-larious! Goooood! -- Um, bye.
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  July 21, 2011
Quoting MR. LEGO HA HA! Pretty fuuny stuff George! If you've got time, check this out please... http://mocpages.com/moc.php/280099
I have time :) I'll check it out now...
 I made it 
  July 21, 2011
Quoting Jag . Jag: Slaught3r!! I killed both sith's! Mwhahaha! Luke: NO Jag!!! Don't turn...We have cookies! Anyways...Hilarious MOC! I couldn't stop laughing the whole time!
I'm glad I turned you to the Dark Side :P Thanks for commenting!
 I made it 
  July 21, 2011
Quoting commander fix1028 HAHA this is great! You've done our team well! I really like the figure you gave me. My Order 66 category will be up soon and it's one of my best, you are definitely going to want to see it!
I am definatly sure I want to see it :)
 I made it 
  July 21, 2011
Quoting E.K.O (On vacation) Haha! Very funny story George! I also love the Ipod idea. You'll get a 0 for killing me in the comic, though. LOL, just kidding! You get a 5!
You gave out another 5?! Thanks!
George G.
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Billy Bob
  July 20, 2011
Hilarious! Every second was hilarious! I made no mistake in making you one of my favourite builders! Also, do you know what sets you get the darker lightsaber blades in?
 I like it 
  July 20, 2011
This made a highly entertaining read, and I love the micro ships. Also, that thing about crossing lightsabers and putting faces really close is very true.
 I like it 
  July 20, 2011
HAHA Brilliant! Loved every moment of it! Brilliant work on the build! Great work mate ;)
 I like it 
  July 20, 2011
I also agree about the iPod. Genious!
 I like it 
  July 20, 2011
Brought out some laughs...
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  July 20, 2011
Using the iPod...brilliant.
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  July 20, 2011
very comical! using the ipod for the rebel briefing room was genius!
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  July 20, 2011
Ingenious. I love it. :D
 I like it 
  July 20, 2011
GOOOD, GOOOOO. . . . .Intermission (Cantina band playing in the background. Ten minutes go by.) Get on with it! Yes, Get on with it! YEAH!. . . . .OOOOO(GET ON WITH IT!)OOOOOD. Hence forth you shall be known as Darth...Schtick. Err um, well, now that that's over, you did a great job, I laughed. A little chaotic, but whatever. Why JAR JAR?! Imperial Battle Droids, HMMM? That would make an interesting build if it were possible to be purist where the droids were white. Anyway, my comment is getting lengthy so I should probably stop typing and-- GET ON WITH IT!-- Um, bye.
 I like it 
  July 20, 2011
HA HA! Pretty fuuny stuff George! If you've got time, check this out please... http://mocpages.com/moc.php/280099
 I like it 
  July 20, 2011
Jag: Slaught3r!! I killed both sith's! Mwhahaha! Luke: NO Jag!!! Don't turn...We have cookies! Anyways...Hilarious MOC! I couldn't stop laughing the whole time!
 I like it 
  July 20, 2011
HAHA this is great! You've done our team well! I really like the figure you gave me. My Order 66 category will be up soon and it's one of my best, you are definitely going to want to see it!
 I like it 
  July 20, 2011
Haha! Very funny story George! I also love the Ipod idea. You'll get a 0 for killing me in the comic, though. LOL, just kidding! You get a 5!
 I made it 
  July 20, 2011
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~ LOL! I can just hear the emperor saying that in my head "Gooood, goooood!". XD Great job. I love the ipod holder too. :)
I'm glad you think the ipod holder is "goooood" :D
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  July 20, 2011
Quoting Billy Bob Hilarious! Every second was hilarious! I made no mistake in making you one of my favourite builders! Also, do you know what sets you get the darker lightsaber blades in?
I'm glad you liked it :) You get the dark green lightsaber blades in the new Republic Frigate set (you get 3) and you get the dark blue blades from a couple of the Hero Factory 2.0 sets.
 I like it 
  July 20, 2011
LOL! I can just hear the emperor saying that in my head "Gooood, goooood!". XD Great job. I love the ipod holder too. :)
 
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