Heh heh, maybe now that we have our own space-faring fleet, we can go abduct ourselves some hapless aliens and commit interstellar vandalism in the form of crop circles :)
Quoting Trader Kev
Greetings, earthlings,
Very Very nice!
A 'Sulaco-esque' ship the size of a japanese sci-fi carrier.
A carrier like this needs escorts. Any in progress?
If not, we specialise in providing man-of-war class destroyer-escorts. Due to their modular nature we can outfit them with weaponry suitable for your needs from to fleet patrol duties to humane planet-buster systems.
May we also interest you in quantum singularity graviton bombs, to prevent your prey/enemy from using their FTL drives to escape. This way, your pleasure in employing our weapons is increased.
You may contact us directly, or view our ebay listings at your leisure. In our line-up, we also offer 'sentient research tools' that some abductees are familiar with. (sorry, we are out of KY jelly at this time)
We await your response. Satisfaction guaranteed and we provide a lifetime warranty (subject to your race's life expectancy).
Many thanks,
'Grey' Interstellar Industries
