About this creation
Master Shifu's latest adventure brings him to the Philippines.
He is accompanied by his 'trusty' sidekick Papoot ...
... and a few stowaways.
Giggles tried to cling to Hansi but was arrested by immigration officers.
On the way to the first destination, Master Shifu stopped by a rest area to relieve himself in a "5 star restroom".
--- On to the lowlands ---
Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
I'm a goat, Einstein!
Chicks!
Mr. Water Buffalo does not look happy getting his picture taken.
Come to papa!
Oooohhh! Master Shifu just got mooned!
Frog ... tastes like chicken ... where's McDonald's when you need some grub?
Ah, Big Mak! Wait ... I smell a lawsuit.
What?!? McDonald's serves rice?
Stock motorized tricycle.
Modified tricycle fitted with sidecar rear wing spoiler and fog lights.
Custom-made tricycle with a lawnmower engine, motorcycle transmission, automatic car transmission lever, and bicycle drum brakes --- basically a disaster waiting to happen.
Passenger jeepney.
--- On to the Tatin's Resort ---
Dude, you need some major dental work.
What's with the cawwot, Doc?
Master Shifu is just a few inches to paradise ...
A freaky genie.
Move over Snow White, it's Master Shifu and the seven dwarves ... or is it Snow White, seven dwarves, and a midget? Never mind ...
Let's do the wave!
Wait, where are the bouncies?
Starting the binge with Manila Light beer ...
... and finishing it off with an 80 proof sugar cane alcohol.
--- On to the mountains ---
A School of Hard Knocks kind of establishment.
Checking in ...
Peckers!
Not listed is the Kiwi-style Bone Massage.
Hansi with a native pipe.
Phippy: "A carrot made of wood ... heaven!"
--- Cemetery of Negativism ---
If you wanna ride, you ride a white horse.
We interrupt this program with Heath's "Did You Know?" segment.
--- Hanging Out with the Natives ---
Restroom signs.
Partay!
The original Master Shifu!
Did somebody say, "Attention!"?
Master Shifu: "Yo Papoot, come over here."
Master Shifu: "Do you see what I see?"
Papoot: "Ee chee wa maa! Ekla jarat sleesh!"
Papoot: "Yupyup!"
A sundial.
Damn you, Robert Anthony!
--- Relics of WWII ---
Meanwhile back in the Mile Hi Inn, Phippy's going for some horned beetle action.
Ooohhh! Now that's horny!
Bad beetle! Bad beetle!
What happened to the pig that mooned Master Shifu? It got thrown in the fire pit ... Lechon!
No souvenir shop sold a Bonesy-in-a-shot-glass, but in keeping with the bone spirit, Master Shifu presents ...
... Mr. and Mrs. Barrel!
SCHWING!
THE END
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That beetle thing scared me... |
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July 27, 2011 |
Thanks everybody for your comments! |
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July 18, 2011 |
Hahahaha, Countries should pay you to take trips and and then publish how much fun your having! You make it seem like all this funny stuff just finds you! That's amazing! |
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July 9, 2011 |
It's a miracle you of there alive with all those homemade bikes, exotic cuisine, creepy statues, killer bugs, and perverted nick-knacks. It looked more like a nightmare than a vacation. At least you got booze and bacon, though! |
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July 7, 2011 |
Mag sa share nga ako nang pictures na nakuha ko sa Pilipinas, including the display. |
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July 7, 2011 |
Kuya Leo! Kamusta? Trip to the Philippines ahh? I was just there for the whole month of June. Mostly in Manila and Tagaytay. If only I knew you were there, I would have invited you to my display at Greenbelt in Makati. Sayang. Nevermind, next time na lang. Philippines FTW!
(PS: To those who are reading this and wants to know how the Philippine flag looks like, look at my buddy icon.) |
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July 7, 2011 |
Blame my computer yesterday for my comment not going through. Glad I decided to check it. Anyway, I remember making some joke about the Asian massage being the most expensive for a reason and then being violated by a beetle for the first time... never as funny the second time you type it... Glad you had such fun and good to have you back! ~ Chris. |
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July 7, 2011 |
Cool |
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Lucas . July 6, 2011 |
Hahaha, the Philippines seem like a very funny and beautiful place ;) |
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Er, you might want to put a 'parental guidance' warning on that... |
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July 6, 2011 |
Looks like it was a reaaly fun trip. |
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July 6, 2011 |
Thanks for sharing, looks like a great time :) |
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July 6, 2011 |
Eat and eat more! Lee. |
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July 6, 2011 |
love the minifig copying statues! brilliant! |
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July 6, 2011 |
It's funny, but Parental Guidance should be put on this. |
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July 6, 2011 |
As usual, your posts are rather amusing. Those restroom signs are utterly hilarious. |
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July 6, 2011 |
Little known fact, only 3 out of 5 people survive the infamous "Bone Massage". Good thing Bones is already dead. ~Osc |
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July 6, 2011 |
Haha, this seems like a very interesting place to go. I like how the American artillery is just that much bigger than the Japanese. I guess we are just like that. :p |
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July 6, 2011 |
so you're inducing us to drink beer o.0 |
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July 6, 2011 |
Great stuff Shifu, I also when I go on Holiday, I bring the Lego men, good luck, take them on holiday. I understand and I do too!
Great!!! |
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July 6, 2011 |
Naw, don't bother with the PG-13 settings anymore. You don't want to remove yourself from the MOCies nominations *cough* Poor Hans!!! *cough*. For now on everything gets posted as normal, and we'll just ignore the PG-13 box....should make for excellent responses! That beer fact sheet is AWESOME!!! Someone just has to tell my gut that beer has no fat as well. LOL Great bathroom signs, but I find what you and the ewok spotted much more hillarious. |
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July 6, 2011 |
HAHAHA, funny stuff Shifu, got a few good laughs out of that. I love how a few folks think this needs a PG on it, so the Philippines offends them I guess....nice |
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July 6, 2011 |
This explains so much about you and your sense of humor. Did that one tombstone say 'Blame Mi Willy'? Sounds about right...those restroom signs are priceless!~H |
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July 6, 2011 |
LOL! Hilarious. :D |
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July 6, 2011 |
Talk about going whole hog... |
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July 6, 2011 |
Great tour! Not exactly the pictures I was hoping for, but... Lechon looks awesome! |
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July 6, 2011 |
Looks like you had alot of fun over there! Quite a strange land, very queer. I think my favorite interest pic was that Jeepney, it looks some post-apoc vehicle.. hmm... |
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July 6, 2011 |
You were gone? KIDDING! This was hilarious. That sun dial's pretty nifty. |
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July 6, 2011 |
Wow,you went to the home country of me,Gino Palileo,Diego Colina,Golden_Hau121,Anton Pozon and all the OTHER Philippine MOCers!:D |
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July 6, 2011 |
Was it you that only went to visit the funniest places there, or does the whole country have a freakish sense of humour? I must know, because you made me want to go there. |
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July 6, 2011 |
Haha, very cool I'm going on a road trip to! I will probably visit the home town of E.K.O so that will be very cool! |
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July 6, 2011 |
Looks like Shifu had a great trip! This made me laugh! XD |
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July 6, 2011 |
Add it to the list of countries you're now BANNED from! |
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July 6, 2011 |
Glad you saw our magical land. |
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July 6, 2011 |
Looks like an amazing trip to a fascinating place.. those restroom signs are really... something. |
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July 6, 2011 |
Wait! Go back to those restroom signs... |
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July 6, 2011 |
Shifu got pecked by wooden birds? Ouch...Oh, and WHO brought Phipson into this?! Ah, yeah, he stowed away, didn't he? Yeah, that explains a lot.... |
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July 6, 2011 |
HAHA! Looks like you had fun here. Those tombstones are the funniest things I've read in a while (morbid?). |
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July 6, 2011 |
different... |
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Heh yeah, I think I agree with AA ;P |
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July 6, 2011 |
The best travel documentary I've read in years. Good to see you're back. And I promise I'll never moon you. |
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