Yeah, I couldn't make up a good plural for "July". :P ...
A little MOC for the 4th of July... Captions for pictures are BELOW each photo...Sorry for some blurry pictures...Enjoy!...
About this creation
John: Ah! A beautiful fourth of July. Time for some barbeque.
John: Oh yes! This is what it’s all about! This is the meaning of the fourth of July! Just my baby, and me this is what it’s all about right here. Oh, yes.
Ted: Hey Neighbor!
John: What? Oh, Ted. Uh, what are you doing?
Ted: Oh, nuthin. Just came to see what you’re doin!
John: Oh, uh, nothing. Just getting the grill out.
Ted: Ah! A barbeque eh? That’s rich pal! I’ll bet you got a nice night cooked up eh? Ha ha! Get it? “Cooked” up? Hehe…I make me laugh.
Ted: Ah, she’s a beauty isn’t she! A real masterpiece. Only the finest would consider looking upon her. Very nice. Say, you wanna come over tonight? I got some great boom-booms ready!
John: Oh, I don’t know. Darla and me already have some you know?
Ted: Oh yes, big boom-booms indeed! Hehe!
John: Uh, Ted, that’s dynamite. That’s illegal.
Ted: Of course it’s illegal! What isn’t these days?
John: I, uh—
Ted: Oh, by the wayo friend, would you like to try my newest invention? I know you want to. Just looking at this strange orb thing-a-ma-bob makes you drool on the inside, don’t think I don’t notice.
John: I…wait what??
Ted: You heard me! Come on, it’ll be an adventure!
John: I dunno, last time I tried one of your inventions I got in big trouble with Darla.
Ted: Don’t worry, I’ve tried this myself, it’s fine! I mean, look at me! I’m fine!
John: You could say that again.
Ted: Come on, she won’t even know you’re gone.
John: Gone!? Gone where?
Ted: Nowhere, it’ll only take five minutes!
John: Oh…I suppose it couldn’t hurt…
Ted: That’s the word brother!
John: What? Hey!
John: Wha? Where are we?
Ted: At the signing of the Declaration of Independence of course!
John: Wait? You built a time machine?
Ted: Where else did you think we were gonna go on the 4th?
John: Hey look! It’s Chris Phipson! Man! I knew there was something funny about him.
Ted: Well…I guess we should be getting back now. You know, grill, Darla, barbeque, 4th of July…
John: Oh yes, of course. Well this was great Ted, I’ll admit you actually made a machine that works.
Ted: Oh John, you make me blush!
John: Ah! Wait—wha—where are we?
Ted: Uh…huh. I must have pushed the wrong button. Silly me.
John: But where are we?
THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
John: Wha--was that Paul Revere??
Ted: Don’t worry buddy, I’m packing!
John: What? Where’d you get that?
Ted: It was just…on the ground here…
John: …Let’s get outta here.
John: What? This isn’t my backyard either!
Ted: Hehe, funny thing isn’t it?
John: Well, where are we now?
???: Who are you? British spies!
John: Huh? No!
???: Well you shall feel the sting of my blade!
John: …You…you killed him!
Ted: Eh, it was self-defense.
John: Hmm…hey, he hung up this lantern here. Should we hang up the other one?
Ted: What’s the point? Let’s get outta here.
John: Ugh! Where are we now??
Ted: Hehe, need you ask?
John: Oh, uh…
Ted: …*Ahem!* Yes, well uh…continue?
Ted and John: Aaaaaa!!
John: Where are we?
Ted: I dunno…let’s go.
???: Take. Me. To. Your. Leader.
Ted and John: Aaaaa!!!
John: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…wait aminute…
Ted: We’re back.
John: Yes! We’re back! I’m safe! Yes! My baby!
Ted: Hey! Watch that helmet--
John: Where—where’s my grill??
Ted: It’s been time machined.
Darla: Dear! Is the grill fired up yet? The burgers are ready!
John: Gasp! Uh, yes dear! Almost ready!
Ted: Hehe, wanna try my new invention?
John: Oh shut up you and let’s go find my baby, uh, grill!
Ted and John and the Quest for the Holy Grill
Yes, this is the start of a new series.
Happy Independence Day to all of my fellow Americans!
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