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Dinner of Double Vengeance
In which the monsters fight back!
About this creation
A brief note: rock monsters and powerminers are present due to a strange magical time travel mistake


PART I: INVITATIONS





Dear Sir,
Thou hast won the hamlet lottery, and in your honor there is to be a great Feast with a generous profusion of Free Booze. This shall occur on the morrow at six hours past high noon at number 57 King's Avenue. We do pray that you may attend.




Sincerely, Oswin, Lord of the Hamlet Lottery





[mumbling] "Now just place it in the envelope...




,,,seal it...




..and we're done. One down, two to go."






Time passes by as Oswin writes his letters...

hamlet lottery...Free Booze...six and a quarter hours past...do pray...




.,,in your honor...generous profusion...six and a half hours past...can attend





...And we're finished. Three letters for three unlucky souls.




Now I'll just stick them into this bag to take to the post office.




Graar! Dratted thing! Why do they only make these for minifigures? It's discrimination I say! We're people too!




...Sigh



Oswin leaves for the post office...




PART II: ARRIVALS ON THE MORROW




*Knock knock knock!*

"Helloo! The winner is here!


[from inside] Oh please, come in, come in!




A few moments later...


..and this is my girlfriend, Nellie. But anyway, now that introductions are over, I can congratulate you on your win. The free booze starts now, so here's a drink for you.






Thanks! *Glugglugglugglug* This stuff is goo...






*thud*

"Fast acting poison I picked up on my way to the post office. Certainly did the job. Let's get him into the pot."


Yes, we shall eat well tonight, and take vengeance on our oppressors..






"Revenge is sweet."






"Here, take this and refill it. I'm going to go wait for the next one."






*knockknockknock*

[from inside] "Please my friend, enter and prepare to party."







All is going smoothly...

" ...my girlfriend...blablabla...drink..."






*thud*

"And another one bites the dust. Load him into the pot while I go wait will you?"






*knockknockknock*

[from inside] "Oh, come and join us, the cooking is just finishing!"






"...my girlfriend, Nellie...congratulate you...have a–"

"Wait!"






"What is that you're cooking? It smells delicious beyond any culinary experience of mine!"






"Well, we're cooking something extra special for you–"


"–But it's a surprise, so don't look yet. In the mean time, please have a drink."


"No, I really must find out what that smell is."



[opens pot]




*gasp*




A sudden realization strikes young Billy...




" Ahhhhh!"


" Don't let him get away!"


"Die foul killer of trollkind!"






*whack!*




*gobble*




*Burp* "Mmm, that was pretty good. Let's have dinner now."


"Sure thing, honey."




THE END



Notes: So, when I saw the group "Die Humans!" my first thought was, "I want to build something for them!" Followed by, "Eat them for dinner!" This is the result of those thoughts. Now, several hours of photography later, I can say that I'm quite happy that I did this, because this was a lot of fun to build and photograph. I really wanted to do something with a rock monster and a troll, so I used my cheap excuse of time travel to explain the presence of the rock monsters/powerminers.

Thanks for reading through all of this!

Comments and ratings are greatly appreciated!




Comments

 I like it 
  January 6, 2012
The guy going into the Rock Monster's mouth is great!
 I like it 
  September 3, 2011
That's awesome! Great storytelling.
 I like it 
  July 8, 2011
LOL! Hilarious! I can just picture General Ackbar saying that in my head. XD
 I like it 
  July 4, 2011
Pretty well done.
 I like it 
  July 3, 2011
Hahahaha! That "it's a trap" bit is priceless!
 I like it 
  June 27, 2011
I like the morbid scenes! Good plot line. A very interesting story! Keep up the good work!
Connor Simpson
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AA (Noname)
  June 26, 2011
Nice setting and presentation, the story was funny. Usually I'm not a fan of laconic writing ("bla bla bla"), but this time it was great.
 I like it 
  June 26, 2011
It's a trap!
 I like it 
  June 26, 2011
That's some funny stuff, Dude! Especially the SW guy with the It's a Trap. Great work!
 I like it 
  June 26, 2011
aesomw i like the minifigs
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  June 26, 2011
hahaha loved the comic!
 I like it 
  June 26, 2011
hahaha loved the comic!
 I like it 
  June 26, 2011
Great one for the group!
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  June 26, 2011
Mmm, tasty!
 I like it 
  June 26, 2011
Absolutely entertaining, even without a twist at the end (that happens in movies nowadays too often anyway). Fun to read and very well executed. More ... More! ... MORE!
 I like it 
  June 26, 2011
Bwahahahaha! Great job! Nice photography!
 I made it 
  June 26, 2011
Thanks to everyone that has commented or rated this. It has just become my second piece ever to get on the home page!
 I like it 
  June 26, 2011
Well built and photographed with a touch of cleverness.
 I like it 
  June 26, 2011
nice1 its really funny and the build is awesome,i love rock monsters!
 I like it 
  June 26, 2011
Hilarious! Very good job! Nice photography too! :)
 
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