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'Einsatz' Assault Mech
Hadron Industries presents its latest A.I. driven vertical tank.
About this creation
Have you ever encountered something you infantry or armor couldn't handle? Is your enemy outdoing you in both style AND firepower? Do you want to leave a wake of stompy destruction a mile wide behind your victorious armies? Are you tired of soldiers getting frightened and running? Then say no more, for we have the answer to your problems! After years of research and development, the engineers here at Hadron Industries have created the 'Einsatz' ('Action' for those of you who don't speak foreigner)Heavy Assault Mecha (HAM, for those of you who don't speak acronym). This mecha is the pinnacle of mobile firepower and A.I. technology, able to lay down a devastating barrage of anti-armor ordinance (Make things go boom, for those of you who don't speak in Technical Terms) that nothing our competitors have can stand up to while browsing the internet and ordering a gift for your wife so YOU DON'T HAVE TO. In fact, we're so certain of your satisfaction we gurantee your money back* in the event that it fails to meet your expectations! Not convinced yet? Let's take a closer look then.


As you can see, this baby's packing some serious firepower. On the right side of the mech (My right, not yours. No, my other right. There ya go!) is a Mk. IV Battle Cannon, typically found mounted in main battle tanks. Ammunition for this huge gun can be purchased from us in either the form of fragmentation shells, gas shells, HE shells, or confetti for you inevitable victory parade. On the other side is a Fujikoma Type 'A' Laser Cannon. Despite its stubby barrel, this little gun is a powerhouse capable of frying any** enemy vehicle. Unfortunately, this one cannot shoot confetti.


Unlike other mecha that surround the vehicle in cumbersome armor, we've only armored the front. Afterall, you're gonna use this thing to attack, and the only way you can attack is forward. Attacking in any other way is just retreat towards the enemy, and that may be good for other companies, but not Hadron Industries.


As you can see, the hatch has several armored viewports built into it. Now, we may not have put room for a pilot in here, but we like to think the tortured shell of a human mind that is an A.I. likes to see sunlight every now and then. Helps it keep from going too crazy.


Here at Hadron Industries we believe in big slabs of armor, not that wimpy shielding you see in other companies. We don't believe its safe until there's over an inch of thick, movement restricting metal protecting you from high speeds and mobility.


And unlike our competitors, our designs can take the enemy in stride. See that kinda punmanship from Anaheim Electronics? Didn't think so.


Ribbits M,
We're done here***.

DISCLAIMERS:
*LEGAL NOTE: Hadron Industries reserves the right to refuse to offer a refund in the event that the buyer A)Is a moron who has improperly utilized our equipment B)Is annoying C)Is pushy in asking for a refund D)Is genuinely not responsible for the machine's failings and the blame can legally be placed at our feet E)A Non-Human F)A Human G)Is rich H)Is poor I)Is Conservative J)Is Liberal K)Has ever visited the planet Vogon L)Was once a member of a peaceful protest against the Military-Industrial Complex M)Is apart of the Military-Industrial Complex or N)Has aided and abetted or is affiliated with a Pro-Monkey organization. We may also refuse a refund if A)It is Wednesday B)It is an even-numbered day C)We're too busy gettin' down on Friday D)We just don't feel like E)We have found a way to effortlessly steal Hitler's wallet and feel ethically obligated to do so F)Have created Chocobos

**LEGAL NOTE: Hadron Industries is not responsible if the laser fails to fry an enemy vehicle. Any failures will be attributed to User Error and are not covered by the warranty

***LEGAL NOTE: The previous presentation was inspired by Cave Johnson of Portal 2.



Comments

  January 8, 2013
I read through your presentation AND legal notices, and I feel the need to request a response to a question I have. I therefore request: can I have a response to the question I am about to ask? In order to be proactive in this time of lazy, un-pro-active people, I will assume the answer to the previous request was yes and will therefore reveal my primary request: Does your company withhold the right to refund a purchased stompy machine if there are affairs involving rabbits and bunnies? Because I have recently purchased one and I would seem that an army of bunnies has overridden it, rendering it nearly useless: they have eaten the brains of the installed AI and are currently occupying the cockpit. I would therefore request an immediate refund. Oh, I also accidentally whacked the laser with a frying pan. There was a dent and some big cylinder-thing fell off and now the laser won't fire, but I don't think it has anything to do with the missing barrel that I broke. Anyways, just puttin' that up there.
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  February 7, 2012
Ha! i like your style. You make up your own rules, just like me. Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a AI mech. Did it anyway. Mech's are expensive.
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  October 17, 2011
Pretty nifty, I found the captions to be amusing as well.
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  September 25, 2011
This is excellent!
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  May 12, 2011
Never short on detail. Kick arse!
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  May 6, 2011
Nice :)
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  May 5, 2011
Another success! Great mecha you've churned out here. Keep on brickin'! P.S. Are you going to Brickworld?
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  May 5, 2011
Very awesome!
Ribbits M
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Tokugawa Brickeyasu
  May 4, 2011
So... which right was it again?
  May 4, 2011
did you know what my life was like before you came? i just tested, and tested. It was perfect. and then you murdered me twice, made me into a potato, and got me eaten by birds. So you know what? just GO. BEST. GAME. EVER. there's also a Final Fantasy reference, and a HGGtG reference in there, for all those who don't speak game/movie nerd.
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  May 4, 2011
Neat design. Kind of risky, armoring only the front, but I'm sure it pays off in the long run. ^Blub^
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  May 4, 2011
Sweet!
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  May 4, 2011
nice! im kinda scared if there will be a real buisness making those things..... alot of legal issues..... but really cool
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  May 4, 2011
great job! "Cave Johnson, We're done here"
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  May 4, 2011
This is a hot build! Looks fantastic
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  May 4, 2011
Cool Mech! Does it have an Ipod adapter?
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  May 4, 2011
Great Mech. The last part made me laugh, "When life gives you lemons..."
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  May 4, 2011
Really cool! I knew who made it as soon as I saw the picture!
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  May 4, 2011
Looks a little squatty, but cool.
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  May 4, 2011
Its weapons are cool, I also like the tube on its back, good job
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  May 4, 2011
Another excellent mecha! Loving that motion-restricting armor! :)
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  May 4, 2011
I thought the mech was going to be the highlight (when is it not?), but then Iread the hilarious disclamers. Bravo!
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  May 4, 2011
Sweet Ribbits! :P
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  May 4, 2011
cool mecha, but I think without the white part in his back, is can be better ;) . very nice :)
 
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