Ever wondered what a day with ZED CORPS ambassador to the universe is like? yes! well here is a valuable insight to his day.day two-intriguing visitors
About this creation
MAXIMILIAN:in the morning just like yesterday i wake up
MAXIMILIAN:I get out of bed
MAXIMILIAN: And walk to my closet
MAXIMILIAN: today i will wear my normal suit just like normal
MAXIMILIAN:so as most people do i take off my PJs
MAXIMILIAN:and put on my suit
MAXIMILIAN:and get some coffee
MAXIMILIAN:then have my chef bring be some breakfast
MAXIMILIAN: nom nom nom
MAXIMILIAN:now i check my emails which is part of my morning routine
MAXIMILIAN:when in came a messenger!
MESSENGER:i have a message from MISS-T
MAXIMILIAN:well spit it out man!
MESSENGER:she wants to meet you by Cyberfranks 2010'sTV truck
MAXIMILIAN:ok tell her received and under stood
MAXIMILIAN:and then came another annoying visitor-because i hadn't been disturbed enough today!
THUG:listen here you stoopid toff!
i want 20000 credits or i will start hitting you with dis lead piping! mainly in the library(if you don't get this don't worry)
MAXIMILIAN:sure, let me just get it of my shelf!
MAXIMILIAN:(pulls gun) like hell!!you street filth!!!
MAXIMILIAN:butler remove this piece of s***
BUTLER:yes sir(removes body)
MAXIMILIAN:in the garbage chute i think
MAXIMILIAN:then i finally get 5 minutes of work done when...
MAXIMILIAN:in runs a bomb disposal expert
BOMB DISPOSAL:sir i have detected a bomb please go to the main evacuation point!
MAXIMILIAN:sigh if i have to,will i ever get any work done
MAXIMILIAN: so i made my way to the evacuation point and waited..a nd waited.. until
FIREMAN:sorry sir but false alarm. the instruments were malfunctioning.but we did find a dead body! do you know anything about that?
MAXIMILIAN:NO of course not do you not KNOW WHO I AM!!!! no i have had enough distractions!begone from my sight before i have you thrown in gaol!!
MAXIMILIAN:After such a unproductive day i feel i am too tired and bored to partay or any more work so i change in to my PJs
MAXIMILIAN:and go to bed in a foul temper...i only hope that tomorrow is better!
oh dear! what a nighmareish life you have!
i would have loved of you to teach him a little better though, i know you re so busy and all... if there ever is a next time, could you make him know better? and that he survives the lesson? how do you deal with such individual on your planet? you managed to skip this while we talked.